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Car Jumping In Nebraska

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by SAVAGE, Aug 6, 2005.

  1. 54delray
    Joined: Dec 18, 2004
    Posts: 1,787

    54delray
    ALLIANCE MEMBER
    from Fremont NE

    Guess this explains why my pizza was late ..... and had a Buick dome light impression in the cheese.
     
  2. TINGLER
    Joined: Nov 6, 2002
    Posts: 3,410

    TINGLER

    This **** ****s!
    Idiots like you tearing up a perfectly good car. Someday someone will want parts from that car....but it won't be available, because you've destroyed it.

    (kinda joking).....(kinda not)

    Let me explain.
    I'M DRIVING A CAR LIKE THAT right now. I own that and my Fairlane. The buick is just for taking a lickin'. one of those cars you can drive in the salt during winter and not care.

    ......so, you see, I need that car you're tearing up! :D Although, I'd like to just take mine out and jump the **** out of it too!. :D

    Those ARE cool pics by the way!
     
  3. graverobber63
    Joined: Sep 8, 2004
    Posts: 4,134

    graverobber63
    Alliance Vendor


    Tingler you have no idea what salt is until you come about 1200 miles north of Monterey.... you need a ****in plow on the front of your winter beater just to drive through the **** up here.
     
  4. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
    Posts: 16,790

    zman
    Member
    from Garner, NC

    I had a S10 I used to do that to, had that little Isuzu motor in it and spary painted flames on it. I beat the snot out of that thing for a year. Then sold it to some guys that are still driving it... amazing the abuse that thing took...
     
  5. HotRod60F100
    Joined: Jul 13, 2004
    Posts: 1,196

    HotRod60F100
    Member

    Back in my late teens,my younger brother and I took his 84 ****maro Berlinetta'yeah the one GM designed for chicks'i'd make my bro go ******* when i brought up that fact all the time LOL :D anyhoo,me and my bro wee in this abandoned housing community where they only built the streets and i guess ran outta money for the houses but it was a great place to drag race,mud bog,shoot guns and ride dirtbikes and 4 wheelers and ****.but the bad part was everyone threw thier garbage out there and i'm not talking regular garbage can **** ,i'm talkin old lawnmowers,fridges,engines ect. well bro and i gunned his 305 H.O for everything it had into what we thought was a pile of loose debris,but was actually a rusty riding lawnmower covered up with debris and we totally wiped out the front end of his car,had to hammer out the fender from rubbing the tire as we hit the mower towars the p***enger side.bungee cord the hood as its shutting days were over and went home with the brights on that nite cuz both the p***nger headlites were smashed out....them were the days i tells ya :rolleyes:
     
  6. unclescooby
    Joined: Jul 5, 2004
    Posts: 5,010

    unclescooby
    Member
    from indy

    That's some funny ****...maybe you are the guy that needs to build this car. Seein as how you and your brother get all Orville and Wilbured up sometimes...
     

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  7. poop
    Joined: Feb 23, 2004
    Posts: 75

    poop
    Member

    This Savage guy sound like one of my buddies in school. He would alway wrecking or jump my cars. At the tender age of 7 He'd jumped a hog feeder on his little 80 motorcycle.

    On my buddies 15 birthday we each had a fifth of blue MAUI and a state patrol saw us doing burnouts. My friend said put your seatbelt on and down the hiway in his mid 70's **** rod Camero we went. Of course, at around 100 MPH + he shutt the light off and we excaped.

    This old guy we knew had a cherry 63 Falcon 4 door his sold to my buddy. Two weeks later he destroyed the car, hitting every ditch in the county and jumping it a few times.


    Then at 16 he jumped my old mans pick-up off a 15 foot dead end, of course when we tried to go out of the field, the same way we came in, he really smashed the front end of the truck. That morning his dad drove us to Iowa to the ER to get checked out. Both of us were slightly intoxicated... Right before the doctor hit his knee to check reflex's he kicked his knee up & started to laugh.

    I bought this cherry 1977 LTD II with a full tank of gas. Before the night was over he rolled it 2 times and it landed on it's wheel in the middle of a bean field.

    I thought this stuff would finally come to an end when I moved to New Jersey(Fleeing the Corn fields of NEBRAKSA). One weekend near Quebec City we got lost in the country side. Next thing I remeber we're doing 45MPH backwards in my Buick headed for a power line in a really big ****ing ditch.

    Looking back, my friend was a crazy man behind the wheel and a hell of a buddy. This is just the tip of the iceburg, of stories about a wild kid.

    Aaron your a true SAVAGE stunt man.



    KEEP IT RURAL

    POOP
     
  8. SAVAGE
    Joined: May 13, 2002
    Posts: 932

    SAVAGE
    Alliance Vendor

    HA HA HA Thomas. You don't have to tell every crazy thing I did when I was younger. I am much more settled down now. As you can see
    HA HA HA
     

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