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Chalk one up for the Full Size Ford!! Street Race!!!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Cadillacin Marcus, Jun 28, 2004.

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  1. No ...No ...It can't be,,,but yes..no.. wait yes! yes! yes!!.......Intelligence!... Its does exist! There is hope..There is Hope ,,Mama there's hope!! The world is not coming to an end...
     
  2. This post needs a hugh OT on it....and five star rating????
    It sucks...Big waste of time to read through 5 starts trying to find the value. Maybe the message here is...time and place, but reading through it appears only a few will get it!!
     
  3. tomslik
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 2,161

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    #1, i can't believe i read this shit....

    #2, marcus, did the person in the mustang know you were racing?

    #3, the trouble with the way you are trying to "impress" us is that somebody WILL get hurt,usually an inocent person.

     
  4. ESnacky6
    Joined: Aug 28, 2002
    Posts: 1,067

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    As if if none of you self-righteous faggots NEVER 'raced' a
    car 'on the streets' of wherever the fuck you live..??
    (OR exaggerated a little bit to make it sound even cooler..?!!??)
    Bitches PLEASE..!! Give me a fucking break....
    What a bunch of goddamn whiny, aching, pussies...!!
    Need a band-aid for your BLEEDing Piss-Clam(tm)..??

    Spontaneous street-racing is about as 'traditional' as it gets...
    You've never heard your old man(or the like) tell BITCHING STORIES
    of the good ol' days, back when people did this shit a bit more often..??
    Did you sit and tell him/them how 'stupid and idiotic' they were..?
    NO... you were STOKED on the story, and JEALOUS you weren't there
    to partake in the ADRENALINE and FUN of DRIVING old cars...!!!
    You only WISH you had cool stories like theirs to tell your buddies...

    This country is over-populated as it is... and people die every
    day from much 'less threatening' things than a stupid speeding car...
    now I'm NOT saying speeding OR racing is the 'right' or 'smart' thing to do,
    I AM saying that I'll bet MOST of you 'crying over NON-spilled milk'
    are fucking HYPOCRITES...!!! hay-zeus christo..... and
    IF a similar story were told(god forbid..!!) by one of the
    'cooler kids' on this board, you'd have your tongue so far
    up thier ass you'd be french-kissing them....

    Nobody got robbed, nobody got scammed, nobody got hurt...
    You all should be stoked at this fact coming from Marcus..!!


    See you in the rear-view mirror, xoxo -Snacks...... [​IMG]


     
  5. colorado51
    Joined: Feb 24, 2003
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Washed the primer and tuned the 65 FE 4 spd today,

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Now wait a minute, backup, I thought that you found out a while back that it had a 352, not a 390. [​IMG]
     
  6. ray
    Joined: Jun 25, 2001
    Posts: 3,798

    ray
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    from colorado

    here's a little help for you Marcuses, or whatever, what is the plural of Marcus? weren't you like 40 a few months ago?




    So you wanna die, commit suicide
    Dial 1-800-Cyanide line
    Far as life, yo it ain't worth it
    Put a rope around your neck and jerk it
    The trick didn't work
    Your life was fucked up from the first day of birth
    After watching Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct
    Gun down the captain for no fucking reason
    And get some LSD or a drink from the bar
    Get behind your wheel and crash the car
    Like Desert Storm, got bombs for the war
    confront an alligator, let it eat ya raw
    Back to the function, riding the caboose to hell
    BZZZZZT touched the third rail.
    You fucked up chicken, now you just got fried
    Cause it's a suicide

    Hey you little rich kid, what's your beef?
    Come and tell the Grym Reaper all of your grief
    You asked for a Benz and you only got a Jeep
    Your pop's got endz, but yo he's mad cheap
    Maybe you're a bastard child you think
    Mom and dad are white and you're dark as ink
    Maybe you're Sicilian with a tan
    But you hate lasagna and the pizza man
    Now you stand on the grave digga locked and
    You're singing the blues about the rough life you've got
    Not
    You don't wanna live no more
    I guess you're really ready for the grave yard tour
    When you get home just fill up your windows and you doors
    Turn your oven on high for about four hours
    Light you a blunt, kiss your ass goodbye
    You gassed yourself 'cause it's a suicide

    Yep
    I've said it before and I'll say it again
    Life moves pretty fast
    If you don't stop and look around every once in a while
    you could miss it

    Six fucking devils stepped up playing brave God
    Had the fucking nerve to try and enta my grave yard
    I'm the Ryzarector, be my sacrafice
    Commit suicide and I'll bring you back to life
    The first was convinced
    Stuck a water hose in his mouth at full blast so his head can explode
    Second said hmmmm that's good but I can top it
    Put an ax up to his head and then he chopped it
    Blood shot out in every direction
    The rest didn't know what to do, I made suggestions
    Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug
    Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug
    Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire
    Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wire
    Three and Four fell deep into spell and
    Ran to the zoo, locked themselves in a lion's den
    Number Five said it ain't worth being alive
    Smoked a dust suede, mixed it with cynaide
    The only one to escape was number Six
    He went home
    Sat in the tub and slit his wrists
    Yeah, more graves to dig. Goodbye
    There's no need to cry...
    ... cause we all die


    fuck you marcus. fuck your bullshit changing stories. fuck your dumb ass. fuck your rich parents. fuck your shady parts. fuck your failed business. fuck your multiple personalities. fuck your internet balls. fuck your slow ass galaxie that you sold all the good parts off of. fuck your multiple ebay personalities too.

    your posts are so fucked up marcus, nobody thinks of you as real, no real person would subject themselves to this kind of torture, and claim to be enjoying it!

    and yes Marcus, i'm fucking obsessed with you! just like everybody else is. you can sleep easy knowing you are a HAMB icon just like GERM.
     
  7. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
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    [ QUOTE ]
    you are a HAMB icon just like GERM.


    [/ QUOTE ]

    Is that a good thing? [​IMG]
     
  8. Missing Link
    Joined: Sep 9, 2002
    Posts: 865

    Missing Link
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    Well their went 20 minutes of my life I can never have back. Thanks alot. I should have known better.
     
  9. Kevin Lee
    Joined: Nov 12, 2001
    Posts: 7,648

    Kevin Lee
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    Was that Sir-mix-a-lot? [​IMG] I'm not defending Marcus - I don't even know him - but some of you are pretty wierd with the way you jump on him constantly.
     
  10. Byron Crump
    Joined: Jun 13, 2001
    Posts: 1,851

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    Ahhh, I just jumped in because I don't believe he took down a late model stang with that car. I got a buddy with a super slick 390 car and it is a cool car but it aint that fast. (for one thing, I was shocked when I helped him pull the intake off his 390 and the thing I swear weighed 100 pounds...the weight alone on his car is massive)

    Plus, I have a stang habit...sorry, I know many feel they are girly cars...and I know from the years of being around those guys and such that the 390's and the Boss 429's were never that awsome (in general) and it was the high rev Boss 302's, later 302's and the 351's that turned stangs around and the monsters were the drag pack cobra jet cars that even when new the magazines and such were saying that they turned better times the the Boss big block.

    But in many ways the Ford FE thing is like the Hemi vs. the 440 arguments...I know many people that say the 440 six pack cars had it all over the Hemi's back in the day. My old man swears up until the late model stuff he has had that the fastest car he ever owend was a stripper Plymouth with a 440 six pack and that cool pistol grip shifter.

    It is like reading the SRT4 forum and the crazy kill stories you read on that...a stage one SRT4 taking down a Z06 or something...

    I don't think that car could take my daily driver out...be cool if we were in the same state and could go to the local track but we aint....

    But hey, Marcus would make for a interesting hobby or side project on the HAMB [​IMG]
     
  11. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,332

    Germ
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    "Theres a new girl on my street,
    So I'm gonna introduce her to my meat"
     
  12. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
    Posts: 3,487

    Antibilly
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    hahahahhh MEAT MEN!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. Steve Ray
    Joined: Mar 2, 2001
    Posts: 696

    Steve Ray
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    Somewhere there's a villiage in search of an idiot...

     

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  14. Smokin Joe
    Joined: Mar 19, 2002
    Posts: 3,770

    Smokin Joe
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    Fecals finally found his car...
     
  15. El Caballo
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 6,327

    El Caballo
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    from Houston TX

    There are plenty of beautiful farm roads here, you can see for miles, straight blacktop. I drop the ton on my Galaxie out there. Same with my Harley. I've raced, we all have. Last race I had was with some dude in a 7 series Beemer. He ran outta balls before his car did, so I shut down. That was some time ago. Would I run a light, no way, seen the death.

    Merc, have no shame. I'm already planning my '06 Mustang GT convertible. I'll drag anyone here out on those farm roads or a track. No streetlight Grand Prix for me, I look both ways at green lights because I pay attention, you have to on a bike.

    If I had my old '93 LX 5.0, I'd smoke your ass Marcus. Maybe some day we could race Galaxies, and I'll smoke your ass with it, but not in some school zone, okay?
     
  16. Byron Crump
    Joined: Jun 13, 2001
    Posts: 1,851

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Merc, have no shame. I'm already planning my '06 Mustang GT convertible.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I have had GT's, a Bullitt, and now the Mach...but no SVT stuff yet so on the next gen I am going to hold out for the next SVT or Shelby car for a daily....

    but....I am still dying for a roadster. I have roadster sickness so bad I keep having thoughts about selling off cars...not good [​IMG]
     
  17. El Caballo
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    El Caballo
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    from Houston TX

    I am an unabashed Mustang fan, was an MCA member, was Accessories Chairman for the 30th Anniv in Charlotte in ’99. Owned four of them, two ‘66s and two ‘93s. The Mustang endured, sold more in it’s first two years than all of Camaro and Firebird combined in their lifespan. There, now you know my darkest secret....
     
  18. Ray I heard the Militia is looking for some more Nazi Red Necks to use for sum target practice.. duh..! hee ha hee ha..Talk about a lunatic?!! Dude!! Take some Fuckin Ridilin and Shut The Fuck UP!!... Better get out to the barn your sheep are lonely....
    Autographs are $15 cash only plus $30 for postage... T shirts will be available soon $40 ea $50 signed...Ok honey bunches of Oats??!!
    Kiss Kiss ciao ciao go milk your fuckin cow... shiminy shiminy doo Ray stepped in some pooh!!! PS Ray you should publish that poem....
     
  19. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
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    from Hypocrisy

    I hate Marcus more than life itself.
     
  20. Thanks Nads that would make a good T Shirt print! seriously... But I was wondering something,maybe you can clear it up for me..Why do you call yourself Nads Homie?...You into tea baggin or somethin?! Or are you so ugly you cant tell your balls from yo face?! Hey..What did the Left nut say to the Right nut?......Who's the DICK?! [​IMG] [​IMG]

     
  21. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Thanks Nads that would make a good T Shirt print! seriously... But I was wondering something,maybe you can clear it up for me..Why do you call yourself Nads Homie?...You into tea baggin or somethin?! Or are you so ugly you cant tell your balls from yo face?! Hey..What did the Left nut say to the Right nut?......Who's the DICK?! [​IMG] [​IMG]



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    hey homie,
    END IT, before I come down there and SLAP you around..........

    let it go,,,
    Thanks for the wheels, that gave you some points with us,, they will be neat on the gasser. Rick is stoked.........

    You just make this worse.
    so SHUT THE FUCK UP....
     
  22. old beet
    Joined: Sep 25, 2002
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    HE HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!
     
  23. Just Bustin Balls like everyone else man...
     
  24. Unkl Ian
    Joined: Mar 29, 2001
    Posts: 13,509

    Unkl Ian

    I wonder what the weather is like in Mexico ?










    And when does Ryan get back ?
     
  25. Morrisman
    Joined: Dec 9, 2003
    Posts: 1,602

    Morrisman
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    from England

    [ QUOTE ]
    Just Bustin Balls like everyone else man...

    [/ QUOTE ]

    <font color="red">Are you a 'last word' freak or what?
    </font> [​IMG]



     
  26. ray
    Joined: Jun 25, 2001
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    from colorado

    aw marcus, you should know i'm more of a socialist commie librul. if i was a nazi my posts wouldn't get deleted so much. nazi rednecks would love to string my ass up.

    and i didn't write that "poem", its a little rap(gravediggaz), music from the last decade or so. i like you're little nursery rhyme, damn, i stepped in poo-poo!

    i'll go ahead and take your insightful advice and shut up, meanwhile you can keep running your lying ass mouth, go ahead and keep talking shit about NADS, see how many hamb buddy points that buys you.

    really these macrus posts are fun, i wish ryan/grim would leave one open all the time.
     
  27. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
    Posts: 16,783

    zman
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    from Garner, NC

    Dude let it go you're just making yourself look even worse. You shoulda left when you said you were gonna...
     
  28. Dude, I for one think you are the COOLEST!!! PLEASE DO IT AGAIN!!! Drive into a flaming brick wall and you will be even COOLER!!! What kind of response did you expect??? I suppose you will eventually let us all know how much fun it is to mate with farm animals? Come on, you already got all roidy telling us about how cool it is to deal stolen parts, ditch out on Ebay auctions and then get SO PISSED when people do the same to you and now how it much it chubs you up to run through a red light like a complete idiot in your greaseriffic machomobile. So please tell me how I'm the jerk for saying you as big as an idiot as everyone else thinks you are. Why do you waste space here? Are these the only "friends" you have? I feel really sorry for you if your whole existance is pissing people off then getting mad back at them for just pointing out the obvious.
     
  29. ray
    Joined: Jun 25, 2001
    Posts: 3,798

    ray
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    from colorado

    i just wanted to say:

    Dude!
     
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