Cheaters/ Bleed /K Dragger DESTROY World Of Wheels -HaHaHa

So I got a call from my favorite ***s, "The Cheaters Car Club of Milwaukee," a couple weeks ago and Carl asked if I wanted be part of their display at the World of Wheels.

When I was a kid, this show was the coolest, there were tons of crazy showcars and I remember helping my Uncle clean his 33 coupe for the show and feeling like a big shot. Its one of those things as a kid that was a big deal, the excitment I felt as a little kid has carried on. Even though the show has pretty much ****ed the last ten or so years, I still get that same excitement every year as when I was little.

Those feelings are GOLDEN, I hope they never go away......

Anyway, I had never considered putting my Roadster into a show like this, even though in the sixties it won tons of trophies, it just seemed like it wouldn't fit in or even be apprieciated.... But when The Cheaters said they had an extra spot, it was the perfect opportunity to shake things up at that long stagnent show.

Those of you that know me, know that I am kind of screwed up.... I always seem to get carried away or cause some kind of trouble. I mean well, but it just dosen't work out as planned.

So when it came to decorating the cars, I called Max Wedge and thought it would be cool to combine a bunch of the Knuckel Dragger stage props and some of my collection of Hot Rod **** to make a neat display. We brought a truck load of junk and Cheaters Chris and Dan, Max Wedge, Davie Bleed, and me decorated the cars. It was suppose to be simple and nice, but somehow it became demented and perverted. OOPs.

We started by setting Max's drag tree between Dan and my roadsters. I put a bunch of the old trophies my Dad had won between the cars as well.




I have to thank young "ShopPunk" Jonny Cola for scrubbing all the **** off of my roadster.....The Cheaters are considering Jonny for membership, but they are afraid they'd be arrested after the innitiation. He might need to wait till he's "legal."

It's wierd to see it clean. Everyone thought I painted it or something. HaHa I try to clean it, but I just don't do it right.



Cheater Chris was pretty excited to put the Black Woman manikan by his Shoebox. I think he may have tried to "HUMP" it when we were't looking....




I thought putting this doll on his hood was more appropriate.



Max wedge put this manikan between Mike and Carl's cars and gave it some "BUSH" HaHa




I found the perfect "vintage" record to display on Carl's Roadster.........



Overall, the display looked pretty cool, the cars, the parts and props, and of course the Bush.....








One of the funniest times was when Cheaters Chris and Mike sat on the cars with masks on sitting still like manikins. They would wait for people to get close to them and then jump up and scare them. HaHa...that was funny.



Max Wedge added to the shinanigans.....



I have more photos but STARPHOTO ****ING CENSORED THEM? WTF?
I'll have to add them later cause they were the best ones....

All in all it was a great time I felt like a little kid all weekend. It was really cool to meet some of the older guys who remember my car from the old days.

The best part though, was when the Cheaters presented me with one of their plaques. It was way cooler than any trophy. I still think those guys are a bunch of Rockerbilly Greaser HOMOS, but I am honered that they would allow a DIRTBAG like me into their tight circle of friends.

It was a pretty good weekend, can't wait for summer.

 

OK here's the censored shots....

 

HaHa Cheater Chris put this *** behind his Ford, Davie Bleed added some hair.

 

I guess the all Holy StarPhoto, diddn't like this manikan *** either HaHaHa

 

Why doesn't this surprise me? Damn, thats some funny, yet typical of the Cheaters, ****. Its just after 4 in the morning and i am going to wake the kids up laughing at those pictures. See ya Saturday.

 

........well done.......the roadsters look GREAT together with the tree!!

 

that is ****ing hilarious bob,you sound like the guy from suicidal tendencies "i try and i try,but everything i do just seems to turn out wrong..."

 

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One of the funniest times was when Cheaters Chris
and Mike sat on the cars with masks on sitting still like
manikins. They would wait for people to get close to them
and then jump up and scare them. HaHa...that was funny.



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THAT is the ****ing funniest thing ever..!!! at a car show..?!!??

Bob Bleed is a RULER..!!!

(when are you going to have a new CD available anyway..?)


Later, Snacks...

 

fukkin beautiful!!!! by the way, is that black manequin single?

 

I'm so proud of you guys.

Car shows should be fun again. And I'm sure people enjoyed seeing the REAL hotrods as much or maybe more in some cases as the high dollor "Lawn Trophies"

Hmmmm the manikin gives me an idea for my display

 

Was CheaterGay there?
Does this make YOU gay?

Great looking display, looks like a lot of fun.
TZ

 

That gorilla mask gag ****ing RULES!!!

Like "Jack***" at a car show...you guys kick ***!!!

 

I can't believe I missed that

 

whats the white spots on the 1st maniquins neck??

 

That mannequin with the bush, is it French?

 

Thats what an inside winter show is all about. Showing your car, meeting new people and hanging with your buds. looks like you guys had a good time!!.

 

i was soooo close to coming up there! dang!

 

freakin hilarious...

 

Nice job ladies. Nothin more fun than the look of bewilderment on stupid people's faces. Don't ever let your car change, it's a real individual that is instantly recognizable. Well done gays .

 

Lookin' good guys. Perhaps you will get an invitation to join in the Milwaukee Gay Pride parade for your bravery. "Coming out" at a macho event like a car show shows dedication to the lifestyle.

If you are lucky maybe Rob Halford will make a guest appearance and you can fall in "behind" the turbo lover himself.

 

funny ****...bad***.rock`n`roll.

 

Those spots are "Hickies" Chris was ****ing face with that thing all weekend............. You should see what he did to it's ***.

 

Cool stuff. Bob, don't ever let me near your car. I might do something nasty on it. I love that ****in' thing.

Cheaters, you gonna let that guy from Vancouver say that about you? Or is it true? The Cheaters lick?! Lick what?

Cheaterslick, sorry buddy, I'm joking, but every time I see your name... Kinda like Trailer Ed.

 

Priest RULES.

Another funny part was that Dennis Guage guy from that "My Cl***ic Car" show... you know, the guy with the goofy mustache. He had a booth right across from us. He said the manikans were going to give him NightMares. HaHa

 

STINKBOMBS!!!!!!

 

"Dennis Guage guy from that "My Cl***ic Car" show"

thats too funny that guy bugs...

 

quote] you gonna let that guy from Vancouver say that about you? Or is it true? The Cheaters lick?! Lick what?

Cheaterslick, sorry buddy, I'm joking, but every time I see your name...

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Nice job ladies. Nothin more fun than the look of bewilderment on stupid people's faces. Don't ever let your car change, it's a real individual that is instantly recognizable. Well done gays .

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I haven't gone to a W.O.W. show for 20 years and bob told me his car was in the show..., so I knew this wasn't going to be the typical show!

Should have heard the comments as they looked at the display..., most were laughing their ***es off while others ran away as if they were avoiding a bum in the street...!

$12 ticket for the "Gold Chainer Wannabe" Show...,
$4 for each beer...!!!!
$??? for the STINK Bombs
The look on Max Wedge's face when he met Mark Borchard and Silent Mike ("American Movie")......, "PRICELESS"!!!!!

Yes there were some people with at***udes and their "Mr. T Starter kits"..., but the "Cheaters" did a great job stealing the show away from them!!!!

 

LMAO......Dennis Guage is GAY!!!!!!>>>>>>>