Cheaters/ Bleed /K Dragger DESTROY World Of Wheels -HaHaHa

Hey...we need to round up some manequins to ***emble a Michigan Gay ***** display around Roadstar's car at the DETROIT Autorama next month...thanks for reminding us, Guys!!

 

yeah, that show was pretty bad***. Too bad I missed out on Sunday. ****ing packers....what a waste. The stink bombs were pretty bad***, So was the bullhorn. Too bad I am better at giving head then blowing horns.


Best part had to be the asian girl influenced slot cars of death before the show.


*wearing my cheaters duds now* yeah, those guys arent too bad, and now 33% interracial homo-******ism free. if it wasnt for the greasy italian...By the way, thanks for the herpes!

Chris's michael jackson joke at las palmas was pretty good too....especially with all those burly angry black men sitting near us....that guys got balls.

Yeah, summer is going to be pretty bad***

 

What's the story I heard about the five year old asian girl who totally "Kicked" your ***es in the slot cars of Death ????

Do You think we can hire her as a ringer against the Chicago boyz????

 

As for the ringer, I dont think so. She's too busy dating Rockstar, Max Wedge (pictured earlier), so she dosent have time for slot cars anymore.


This little girl, who apparently didnt speak english, or was really shy, or scared or something...was at the track. She had one of those magnetic renal cars that went super ****ing fast, and she had the outside track on the oval. So she's tearing *** around the thing without paying any attention to the car.... while at the same time, bleed, max, and I are having a hell of a time just keeping ours in the slots....(make a *** joke here) Haha

so We'd crash, and her little fast car would whip around and distroy anything in its path. She distroyed Aaron's ****ty mopar model, and broke a bunch of stuff on bob's mini cooper. What a *****.

If I heard correctly, her name was kamakazie kimmy, or something to that affect. I can see her racing pro with the rest of those ******** slot car racers in a few years.

 

Sounds like you guys had a great time!The pics are fantastic!Now I wish I had gone there this weekend.A friend of mine from Jersey called and said they were having kind of a panel jam there during the show.I wanted to go but was already committed to the Detroit one.Did you see any of that?

 

Kamakazi Kimmy..., LMFAO...!

I thought Max Wedge was going to date Mark Borchard (American Movie)????

Oriental girls are much older than they appear..., are you sure she wasn't someones Grandma??

That's Funny ****...!

 

No, I'm pretty sure she was little. Max dosent give out knuckledrager shirts with his phone number written on them, out to old ladies. I'm pretty sure of it.


Hey mark, maybe you should try to join the cheaters. You'd fit right in.

I know I wont forget that joke you made... "when you're having all you can eat crab legs, you dont ask for a doggie bag...you ask for a fishnet!"


Im gonna start telling that one at parties.

 

Man that's ****ing funny...

I miss WI...
I wish I could have been there!!!

CheaterGay Is My Hero!!!


Evel

 

Thats just what that show needs ! Great job ! too bad ya did not take video. Now you have to plan to top this for next years indoor show .make it a ****** rumble w/ switchblades and chains .

 

Next time we will have Stripper cages at all four corners and a wrestling ring in the middle with Midget Wrestlers wearing Mexican masks.

 

Bob oddly enough, you are in luck! I happen to have a stripper cage in the corner of my garage that needs a new home, I am married and my wife no longer feels *****.

It is made to hang over the bed. You would have to rig up some sort of frame to hang it. My buddy made it for a stripper and she paid in off in lap dances + materials. She never did come and get it and I ended up with it somehow.

It is only about 4 feet tall. I suppose it would work great for one of Carl's midget "it looks so big in their hands" ******s though. You can just see it in the corner with a sack of empty beer cans on top of it.

 

PLOWBOY,,,,

can i have dibs on your stripper cage????

MISS hootch

 

Sure hootch. You are awfully tall though, maybe it was just the heels.

I hope you are LIMBER!

 

You guys rule, you've got spirit.
I aspire to be like you homos.

ElC, great line about the doll being French.

I myself am an afficianado of the hairy bush.

 

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Sure hootch. You are awfully tall though, maybe it was just the heels.

I hope you are LIMBER!

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don't worry,,,
i AM limber,,,,
let me know when/how i can get it,,,,
i can hardly wait,,,,
my own CAGE,,,,
you rule,,,

MISS hellbound hootch

 

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Sure hootch. You are awfully tall though, maybe it was just the heels.

I hope you are LIMBER!

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She is "Limber" you should've seen the technique she used to kick Magnet in the nutsack...!

 

I can throw it in the back seat of the 54 Olds nummnut is supposed to get from my house. That will get it as far as Drew's in Sycamore. If you come down to get it, stop by CAS's and pick up the ****** I need for my "A". There, I've got it all figured out!

 

looks like it was a good time i think chris should keep the man meat hood orniment.