Cheaters RAPE Dennis Guage! HaHaHa HAPPY MOTORING.

I'm the ONLY member that WASNT INVITED??
Fuck you GUYS,,,

I guess CALIFORNIA does SUCK,,,
I'm the only CALIFORNIA CHEATER?????
of what>???


SERIOUS,,
I got my COAT MADE, then CUT the SLEEVES off and made a VEST,,,
It says

CHEATER RAMONE as my name..

 

This is a funny ass post. So how many Cheaters got autographs or "special" pics.

 

Dang Germ, how many clubs you gonna join...I told you the THEM! plaque was in the mail bro!

THEM! GERM! (it just looks so right! )

 

No way the show can top this post. I can just see Dennis driving the Bleedster. Laughed my ass off!!

 

No way IM A CHEATER for LIFE.....

I got MIKE laid by STRAIGHT models, and HARVESTER sold him some DUMB DUMB powder...

HAHAHAHAH
BLEED is a FAGGOT,, hahahahaah

thats the FUNNIEST shit I seen in DAYS,,

FAGS COMING TO PASO?
I will be DEAD by then

 

Geez dude, so you did the initiation stuff just for the heck of it...man, you are hard core!

 

fukkin beautiful............

 

Rulers...!!

 

HILARIOUS

 

that's fucking funny,,,,I still think you should of grown Mustashes for the
interview....Did you give him a MFS DVD???

I wish I was there to tell him that I HATE him....

evel

 

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Now that would have been funny!

 

You guys should have held Dennis down and shaved his mustache off!!! 05 damn they shoot far enough ahead dont they..... BTW how about THEM GERM CHEATERS

 

bob tell your girl that the HIGH ONE'S sorry for allmost eating her. i ran out of gas on the way home. I think I got the high one airborne on that speedbump!! And Bob, tell the bleedster I am OK, my hand is a little burnt.

 

DAMN,,, i love those boys,,,,

kisses

 

You know Gage invented Pringles, right? That's his face on the can.

True story.

 

thanks sidevalve,i just pissed myself laughing!!!

 

What is with the gay obsession? California homos.

 

I met that Gauge f--k at the Power Sports Expo in Indy. He was a tad arrogant.

 

It's fun to pick on the gays.

Seems ironic that some of you refer to the Cheaters as fags when you're the real HOMOS. HaHaHa

Dennis Gayge is a sweetheart.
Germ is a princess.

Paso is on.

It's all in good fun.

 

Holy crap, that is funny.

Did the Cheaters use Dennis Gage's handlebar mustache as actual handlebars?

 

Awesome post. I hope Frankie Orlando got a decent hand wax job outta Gayge. Bob that spelling of Dennis' last name is priceless.
I can't wait to see this episode.

 

I missed my period, and now my dad wants to talk to Dennis! 1st things 1st, Merc50 can suck it, The Cheaters are your wet dream. Same goes for your old lady and or mom.
I gotta mad crazy ill ass shout out to Roberto Bleed Merkt, his father, Laura, Numnuts Bill (Ex-Coyote Member), all the dudecicles in the Cheaters Car Club. You shit birds make me smile. I'd also like to thank Hitler and baby Jesus, Next, there are no gays in the Cheaters, only opportunistic, open minded "you're only gay if you are taking it" young men.
Last, Dennis made all of our girlfriends suck his mustache.
Love, Cheater Carl

 

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Man, more pillow talk?

Ya know, that show may never make it on the air...besides the X rated activity I wonder if the mustached wonder might get wind of all this from lurking on the HAMB and can the whole deal? I bet his 'stach would go strait (probably the only thing at the club house that day that would have been) over all this negative talk...

Now, that would SUCK!

 

Damn that clubhouse is freakin cool. You guy's could have your own show with just members cars. Keep us up to date on when the show will air. later plmczy

 

Merc50, the show will make it, don't worry about it. Vulgarity and all! As a matter of fact, it's going to be one of the 1st of a new format for "My Classic Car" episodes. They are doing entire shows on certain topics, topics like "The Cheaters Car Club" and how it's not just the West Coast that has clubs made up of young guys that do there own thing.
As for Dennis finding out about the posts on the HAMB, that's fine,tell you what, if you want to call him and taddle like one of your school kids, go for it, I'll even give you his home phone #. We are not to worried, it's not us saying the crap or photoshopping pictures anyway, it's other fine members of the HAMB using their creative juices.
Dude, you need to relax, maybe check out your local So-Cal dealer for a new coupe, take a time out and for gods sake..happy motoring!
Love,
Cheater Carl

 

CARL- You want I should put him on the "list"?

Hey, who's flamed yellow tub is that? I didn't know Ralph Malph was a CHEATER.
Really, that's cool you guys getting that kind of recognition. You're all so sweet and lovable.
BLEED- Did you confess to him that the hair is just a weave... made from the armpit hair of the "suck start" girl?

Somehow, I can't seem to shake the image of the 'stache slapping together behind Gage's head while CHEATERCARL whips through the streets of Brew-town, with 50's love songs cracklin' on the radio, and Carl's hand goin' for third base....

You guys are the BEST there is...

JOE

 

Whats that phone number? I wanna ask him out anyway...

So, did they talk to each guy and do profiles on all the cars...it would be nice on a show like that if they actally would focus on each car for a second or two. A whole episode dedicated on the club...that is pretty cool. Did they mention anything else on what kind of changes they are gonna make and such? Hell, is that guy and show based out of the left coast anyway...I have no idea.

Nah, I aint gonna order one from So Cal...I'm gonna get the CheaterCarl catalog complete with Cheater pin ups to order my next ride.

BTW, when did the pin up get added to the primer A...can't make it out...got any better pics (I might get lonesome tonight).

Are all of you gonna make it out to BTT50's again this year? I can't remember what Bob said when he was down here but I thought he said you and some of the other Cheaters were all going to Paso and that he thought he might not make it back out this year. I don't want to miss seeing my
"wet dreams" this year.

 

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Gee, what kind of list might that be?

 

The H.I.L.F. list

JOE

 

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The H.I.L.F. list

JOE

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What's H.I.L.F.?????