CHEATERS SHOW CHANGE!

The show is changed to AUGUST 21, 2004!
I recently accepted a collect phone call from "Full Blast" who lives in the same town as PRINCE and the entire Revolution! He said "listen *****, the show must be AUGUST 21st, 2004 or Prince & I will not attend." So it is so. Please tell your girlfriends, sisters and moms if they are still willing. Look for us on Friday the 20th at the Good Fellas show. We will offer free refreshments, mustache rides & as always a pilates demonstration in our no mercy dojo! I can see it now..."Tuck, sweep the leg!"
Enjoy your self *****es!
Cheater Carl

 

Show??? I didn't know you guys were havin' a show....

When is it?


JOE

 

Dudes, check out my mustache I've been growing it.

This is the new fad in greaser fashion.

It should be all ready for the show.

All of the rockabillies are growing them.

 

cheater chris's **** hair looks like that handlebarstyle good for gripping!!!!! but don't take my word for it. I never really saw it but plowboy told me he saw it personally!!! hahahahaha i might come if I get a good deal on wheel cylinders

 

I was gonna shave and get my MountainManMullet(tm) cut to look like CHEATERCARL's...

Now, you're tellin' me it's not the IN thing...

Boy, that was a close one... Now I can go right on bein' a hippie.
Peace and love, people...

JOE

 

same weekend as good guys at the Expo....

 

I think everyone overlooked one more important event...

H.A.M.B. DRAGS...!

You *****es can't do it twice in a row...
Well, maybe you can.
But ya shouldn't.

I think you just don't want to prove to everyone that your cars are slow.


JOE

 

Can I bring my traditional camero?

 

You guys are so indecisive. Pitch. Catch. 21st. Make up your minds! I'm still planning on attending.

 

I only saw "the handlebar" for a second before I got a "blinkie". Carl should have known to not let me get the easy one.