Event Coverage Chris Swenson wears a skirt/and has a slow roadster

When you heading down @marshall?

I'm still on "**** Trophy" watch, so I might be going down early Saturday.

So much for sabotaging @Chris' RTs with nigh-before-drinks.

 

I hope your cars run half as fast as your mouths...have fun boys!!!

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You ain't coming to watch? What the ****...

 

Who's holding the payout? I'll need more beer to watch this train wreck.....

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I bet it won't be you ! lol ! take the boat you can run the Toutle River !

 

I was planning on leaving early tomorrow morning in the truck. But was informed of family **** for Sunday. So that's ruined.

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Well make a excuse list like I missed a gear" it was banging out "it was spinning to much "Then when you win you can tell him pick one !

 

Ain't no excuses other than the car or driver ain't fast enough.

But I'm sure @Chris's pretty lil' roadster is full of 'em.

 

Boy you guys sure are worried about me and my ol wore out car

 

I am leaning towards Chris at this point, aslong as he swaps those big ol slicks for something a little shorter...

 

I've ridden in two of the contenders....and my money is on Evans '39....

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I'm heading down Sunday
You two better have your **** together or at least your excuses .
Make sure your limp Wristed **** beaters can shift into Second gear .

 

Hes giving up a good 400lbs to the roadster...

 

HAHA

 

Evans car runs HARD. And he's skinny....Chris makes up any weight advantage. I bet it's heavier than one thinks....

 

400 pounds, or 20 something cubes?

There ain't no replacement for displacement.

My **** beaters are sound, I've already got one trophy, and waiting on the second.

How are your horse beaters @marshall?

 

See you ****s tomarrow
Don't forget to get some cash from you wife's

 

Not so patiently waiting on this epic match bash!!

 

it's going down today ! and I'm going to miss it **** !

 

man that was really hilarious..couldn't believe the ***le first
good luck Chris, restored the f1 brakes I bought from you. But guess you wouldn't need em here anyway as this is right pedal stuff

 

Well, we found out three things...

@marshall has the slowest car
@Chris doesn't know how to tune carbs
@Rainier****** is impatient

 

Ha! So who won???

 

So who did win? I had a $100 on this Flathead slug fest @Rainier****** @marshall@

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Ya- WTF? Someone's gotta be bragging about now!

 

no one made it to the finish line..............?

 

Spill the beans, we are waiting patiently.

 

First heat, myself and @Chris

We both red lighted, but I jumped about a hundredth sooner. My ET was a high 11 Chris' was a low-12. I ate crow for the red light.

Second heat, Chris and @marshall

Marshals chum bucket (or is it chum guzzler?) wheel-hopped a staggering mid-13. But Chris' well tuned machine coughed and fell on its face at the line, helpless to keep an ***hole with a slow car out of the pot.

 

So Marshall was the big winner !

 

Most time the guy who talks the most **** loses ,
Not this time
@Rainier****** cant drive
@Chris cant tune
And yes the slow car won
We all Had a good time ,I'm looking forward to doing it again some time.