Event Coverage Chris Swenson wears a skirt/and has a slow roadster

When you heading down @marshall?

I'm still on "Fuck Trophy" watch, so I might be going down early Saturday.

So much for sabotaging @Chris' RTs with nigh-before-drinks.

 

I hope your cars run half as fast as your mouths...have fun boys!!!

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You ain't coming to watch? What the shit...

 

Who's holding the payout? I'll need more beer to watch this train wreck.....

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I bet it won't be you ! lol ! take the boat you can run the Toutle River !

 

I was planning on leaving early tomorrow morning in the truck. But was informed of family shit for Sunday. So that's ruined.

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Well make a excuse list like I missed a gear" it was banging out "it was spinning to much "Then when you win you can tell him pick one !

 

Ain't no excuses other than the car or driver ain't fast enough.

But I'm sure @Chris's pretty lil' roadster is full of 'em.

 

Boy you guys sure are worried about me and my ol wore out car

 

I am leaning towards Chris at this point, aslong as he swaps those big ol slicks for something a little shorter...

 

I've ridden in two of the contenders....and my money is on Evans '39....

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I'm heading down Sunday
You two better have your shit together or at least your excuses .
Make sure your limp Wristed dick beaters can shift into Second gear .

 

Hes giving up a good 400lbs to the roadster...

 

HAHA

 

Evans car runs HARD. And he's skinny....Chris makes up any weight advantage. I bet it's heavier than one thinks....

 

400 pounds, or 20 something cubes?

There ain't no replacement for displacement.

My dick beaters are sound, I've already got one trophy, and waiting on the second.

How are your horse beaters @marshall?

 

See you cunts tomarrow
Don't forget to get some cash from you wife's

 

Not so patiently waiting on this epic match bash!!

 

it's going down today ! and I'm going to miss it crap !

 

man that was really hilarious..couldn't believe the title first
good luck Chris, restored the f1 brakes I bought from you. But guess you wouldn't need em here anyway as this is right pedal stuff

 

Well, we found out three things...

@marshall has the slowest car
@Chris doesn't know how to tune carbs
@RainierHooker is impatient

 

Ha! So who won???

 

So who did win? I had a $100 on this Flathead slug fest @RainierHooker @marshall@

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Ya- WTF? Someone's gotta be bragging about now!

 

no one made it to the finish line..............?

 

Spill the beans, we are waiting patiently.

 

First heat, myself and @Chris

We both red lighted, but I jumped about a hundredth sooner. My ET was a high 11 Chris' was a low-12. I ate crow for the red light.

Second heat, Chris and @marshall

Marshals chum bucket (or is it chum guzzler?) wheel-hopped a staggering mid-13. But Chris' well tuned machine coughed and fell on its face at the line, helpless to keep an asshole with a slow car out of the pot.

 

So Marshall was the big winner !

 

Most time the guy who talks the most shit loses ,
Not this time
@RainierHooker cant drive
@Chris cant tune
And yes the slow car won
We all Had a good time ,I'm looking forward to doing it again some time.