Event Coverage Chris Swenson wears a skirt/and has a slow roadster

You could say that @rob-redm

But you could also say that he's just an asshole with some of my money.

 

Just because HA HA Fuckers I Won

 

ok all the kidding over with.........let's see some pictures.

 

What's really funny....were the mini bike races. The two fastest one's ran faster times than these guys....hahahaha....

 

That funny shit

 

I had a short chain ready in the Woodie to boot ! sorry I missed this show of speed & sportsmanship !

 

Don't worry Rob, everyone in attendance missed out on the speed and sportsmanship

 

There is too little post race trash talking. I'm disappointed in the lack of attitude and excuses. Cut the hugging and hand holding.

 

Go fuck yourself @marshall

There. That better?

 

Marshall fixing something on his piece of shit, 37 seconds after arriving...


Me an Chis in the staging lanes...


Fucker got ahead of me in the lanes...


Front row seats...


A clapped out old jalopy at the end of the day (note: trailer which will be whisking this garage queen home)...

 

That pic is me taking off spark plug wires so you guys have a chance .

 

Well, hell, I didnt see THAT coming!! Funny stuff guys, next year I will try to go on vacation a couple weeks earlier and come down for this deal. Maybe I' ll bring a minibike...

 

HAHAHA ! I just posted comment of you putting the spark plugs leads back on ! (Instagram post) lol

 

12 second 8th miles? Did you guys have to up your insurance to drive that fast or did they cancel you altogether. That's slower than most guys drive just to go pick up a six pack.

 

hahah thank you good sir!

 

I tried to figure out what the winning 13 second et translates to in the 1/4, but the table I checked doesn't go down that far....

 

Probably yelling insults and swerving at each other the whole way.

 

The crazy thing is that, regardless of our post-drag-wars frame of reference, all three of our cars would have been considered "fast" street cars right up through the end of the '50s

...except for Marshall's car. That thing is slow as frozen dog shit.

 

LOL this thread has been a classic. There must be some video of this "epic" battle somewhere out there?

 

First heat, video stollen from Mikey Robinson's GoPro...

 

Looks like a nice leisurely drive in the country

 

Somewhere around the same ET of an 85 Diesel Escort wagon. Don't ask how I know this......

 

Or my truck (see below) pulling away eventually from a red light after turning green in everyday traffic and a Mazda fartcan lowrider beating me to the next stop light while my dogs are hanging out the passenger side window not giving a shit.

I just don't get all of the fans at the traffic lights waving at me though.

 

Flathead racing is the equivalent of the Special Olympics.
Even if you win the Gold Medal....you're still retarded after it's over....
-No special needs persons were harmed during this service announcement.

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The only thing dogs give a shit about is food, and sticking their heads out the windows of moving vehicles.

 

Epic thread. Just like a movie, the underdog prevailed in the end.

 

You guys just gave flatheads a bad reputation........How do you live with that?

 

Here are some videos. I liked what the announcer had to say! Haha

 

That was fun!

 

good video, thanks.
man that looks like fun, i wish i was there.
i bet it was a blast and thanks for the entertaining thread.