To My Liberal Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish. To My Conservative Friends: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Oh man... I'm glad someone seen you were joking.. I was loading up my offense. Merry (politically correct) Christmas to you.
If you think about it, those people who take offense at "Merry Christmas" are bigots. What they need is "cultural sensitivity training".
Bwahahahahahahahaha! That was great Krooser! but I still feel offended. I'm going to have my lawyers take a little look-see at it, and will get back to you with an offer for an out-of-court settlement. Happy Festivus. -Brad
Made my day kroozer! I remember when a well balanced life meant that if you got your ass beat at school, you got you ass beat by dad when you got home. A very Merry (and politically correct) Christmas to you and yours. GV
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