Church keys and other hidden treasures

Here,buy five of them now.
http://cgi.ebay.com/P38-Vietnam-Can...emQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item19ba591f7b

 

heres a great gal. I call her Ruby.

 

HEY! How about doing a SEARCH on "WHY CAN'T I FIND MY P-38" before you posted that!?!?! It's down behind the left cushion of the sofa in the den, by the way. If it's not there, keep looking. Or, you can go to the nearest Army/Navy Surplus store. They still sell 'em.


Or, how about a search on "How many newbies have been FLAMED by the old farts..." Double " "


I've found R-rated lingerie photos of girlfriends or ex-girlfriends (some of them really should have had MORE clothing on, seriously!!!) Bunches of random tools and crap, but one of the coolest things was a lead/tin printing block that said (in reverse, of course) "Listen to WRAR 1000 AM" and had the radio tower with lightning bolts coming out of the top. I showed it to a DJ friend of mine who is a REAL radio buff (he can tell you who was on what stations from what years, who played in what bands in the 60's and all that) and he flipped when he saw it. I handed it to him and said "Merry Christmas!".

 

I think that you have tender feelings and that big meanie walked on them like a welcome mat.
let me know if you need to cuddle and I will be right over.

 

I have a big silver ring that I wear on my middle fingerof my right hand , I just get the edge of the lid under my ring and just lift up and wa-la opend beer.

 

You got me... after 21 years in prison I get lonely here on the outside.

 

Dont know the original meaning of 'church key' but when I asked my step dad from rural Kentucky, "Why do you call it a church key and why is it on your key chain?" He looked at me like I was stupid and drawled... "We couldnt tell Granny its for beer... she always thought I was going to church 4 or 5 times a week!"

 

I love em. I have a few hundred of all different kinds. I'm friggin sick i tell ya, sick...

 

Grew up in a wrecking yard in the 60s and 70s, found many interesting and wonderful things.

Porn, two person bong, Ruger 10/22, bag of weed, lots of loose change, couple of hundred in bills, more porn, aquarium, lots of moldy clothing, vibrator(broken, I do not want to meet the woman who did that!!)... it was a great childhood.

Nuts