These pics were take Saturday evening at the Latimore Jalopy Showdown. For those who know Clark "The ROD GOD" AKA SO-WHAT this may come as a suprise. These pic show just a glimps of dark side of what it takes for him to create one of his masterpieces. Clark and un-named other SO-WHATers keep a full stable of bitches. I don't know when this all started. In my case I was entice in with the allure of cool trucks and beer...Before I could do anything about I was claimed as a bitch. Since I am Johnnylonghairs bitch, I am once removed from Clark, thereby saving me from the indignity of Clark's manditory bitches WASH & FROLIC . But these pics are proof of his madness. Sorry fellow SO-WHAT bitches, I was ordered by Longhair and Clark to post these. DLP
Yeh Yeh yeh!!...That's "that guy" (Matt) and "JayGeff" cleaning up after track time at the Jalopy Showdown. They are my Bitches. Good ones too Clark
Open the book:Flat Out by Al Drake page 93 For those that don't have it, there are two pictures of Wally Parks and Eldon Snapp bathing sans shorts next to an irrigation valve near Rosamond Dry Lake. 1939
The dirty little princess was too busy with his sheep to get a bath What you guys don't know is it was in the 70's that day and I'm sure the water was quite cold. Those goofballs will do anything! Clark
There's some serious ass scrubbing going on in that one pic. I might want to throw up now. Cleanliness is next to Godliness...or so they say.
Sorry everyone...I'm not sure about the middle pic...there has been speculation as to whether Matt was still bathing...Rumor has it that he was done with his bath and he was just trying to find his car keys. DLP
Hey you guys...Theres showers 40 feet away.....were you scared of the condoms the old couple left behind??? Douchebags....
Given the choice i think i woulda taken the creek too.... Who know's what that couple did in there! The show was just filled with douche bags..
I took a shower in the shower and I took a piss in the creek. I think Assgasket did something in there to. He said something about a wrinkled headed brown trout.
Clark was scared of the shower...Word has it Clark wore his checkered Vans in the shower...Later we heard stories about him called to the camper by Sue...She requested he show up in just the Vans and a smile. Thats the way I heard it. DLP a douchebag
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