It's Dark in here, and my head is clouded! Are you here? Cole? "Can you hear me through these thick walls". "The different Fonts have eyes"(tm) and they are watching us during every move. The tide is DEAD low. A rainbow of mental confusion darkens the distant horizon, and I can see its Devils hands reaching out to us through the water... Hanging with the seagulls, swinging in the breeze. under the big sky with a bottle of pirates wine.. MUTANY.... I can see the insanity from the gallows. I should have never left that shore again. "Do you think we can make it back to reality without our directional birds eyes" "How will we know when we are suppose to change shifts In the Crows nest??? Is our secret signal becoming Obsolete"? "They are watching us and hacking at our invisible mode"..... We are the PEG LEGS (tm) Our wooden bows are cracking in the waves of HAMBER turbulance. I'll never trust myself again. DId they Censor my Comma's,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, well lets see??? No... Do we still have our pirate flag to fly? Is Atilla the Hunn still alive?? I think I'm Lost, My hands are dirty from the anchor If I don't make it back home to the shop- dock(tm), Will you have HARVESTER of BONDO . send out an S.O.S.????? And tell him to bring the Devils Rum... I think based on the course of direction I'm suffering from HAMBNYSIA(tm) HAMBACHE(tm) or HAMB.A.D.D.(tm) HAMBSHOCKER(tm) HAMBATTACK(tm) HAMBCONFUSIONDISORDER(tm) I'm feeling trapped on the ocean with No sails and no Paddle. And no ANTI-NOWHERE LEAGUE records.... Where is the skipper??? and the PRofessor? Cole.??? please save me before I drown, Tell Rico I'm really scared. We never should have set sail but Captain RYan yelled "Move out MEN".. "A new world awaits you" And do not return to the homebase of HELLFIRE(tm) The tide is DEAD LOW and the STRUGGLE is DEAD HIGH. But I think I can see LAND ahead and I can smell the coconuts. I even see the natives we are going to have to kill! They are juggling the the cocos and they have cherry .tattoos....... germ
Germ ,thanks for the hand but I am ok , ever see the movie the incredible Mr. plimpton with don No** , thats me Im ok I will be right beside you, then on top of you. Thanks for the tips on my 6 banger and for sharing your lady for my birthday, She is HOTTTTTT and your amazing. thanks for setting up the posi too. I owe you big time you Rigger /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
"Captain" Rico, called and said SET Sail.. Boys, and bring me back some IRISH RUM... and a natives head on a stick. we loaded the cannons and kissed our girls goodbye... "Give it a chance" and you shall succeed".. Rico. Said.... I'll be back soon, Lucky is coming west like real men do,, Fly the skull and bones flag for him... germ
I just tried to post a picture of her and it wont let me, I don not understand. I think this is the beginning of a VERY HIGH TECH HAMB,, it's almost like Ryan broke into my GARAGE, Bought me a new TIG machine, threw away my PABST, And replaced the lincoln zephyer 16" rims on my model "A" with some big wide fat BOYDS.... i guess ryan is trying to welcome me into the millinium.:lol: my welder is even frustrated,, If I came out of the closet like most of the recent NEWBIES would hamb work for me better....... Cole I'm coming over tomorrow I will wear the dress..... germ
I'm super ****ed on this one, My computer with the modem is too damn slow, I can't even figure out how to sign in. My name has some star by it? like I'm being watched. "Somebody told me big brothers watching you" Posting pictures is a fright IMAC is 90 years old, Wont download any good ****, spilled diet dr pepper and beer in keyboard. DIAL UP is a greasy meal in etheopia on a rainy day? selling my deuce shell on ebay to pay of court fines. Wrote better country song then MArcus. I think i just married my model a's and my ****ty mig welder.. I'm lost and not very computer smart...... BULLET in the DOME.. SEE YOU in HELL I bring the BOOZE... You bring the water Germ is DEAD... R.I.P. FREE THE SOUL of the HARVESTER OF BONDO...
Now with the view counter we can dig how many people read the germ... We'll see how many really like having him around despite the call for outrage when he POET-ANETHATIZES. Viva la-NewHAMB. Thanks Ryan this is fun. But I gotta agree with germ... It makes me look for the mast to hold onto while I get my cyber legs. It's a brave new HAMB!
GERM- Take it SLOW. You will not get HIGH the first time you TRY it. JUST like the first PUFF OF WEED in HELLFIRE(tm) It is CREEPER H.A.M.B.(tm) You will feel it,,,,,, IT takes TIME. if it goes out,,,,REBURN it it is RE-H.A.M.B.(tm) We are ALL interested in THE DRESS,, the STRAP ON H.A.M.B.(tm) and the QUART can of PBR take pics,,,,, HOTRODLADYCRUZR will post them for you load the IMAC and the ****PY MIG into the H.A.M.B. CANNON(tm) they are H.A.M.B. fodder,,,,, BLOW the natives OFF the beach. take their technology take their BOOZE and HOMO *****s The CREW will teach you to HOIST the NEW sail RYANs TIG welder is a GIFT,,,, the commas still work,,,,,,,SEE? SELL the BOYDs on EBAY KEEP the DEUCE shell GERM is not DEAD GERM is in a drunken stuper brough on by CHEAP CAPTAIN MORGAN I told you to trade it for the CHEVY SHELL,,,, and the HONEYCOMB radiator.... PUKE over the RAIL then you'll FEEL better. JOE/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
JOE, you are RAD... I'm glad at least you like me,,, I will try to get the hang of it, i'm just kinda tripping on the picture thing. I will take it slow and try and learn,, I wondered if people really read my ****.. I guess they do,, I will write lots of stories.. I'm changing my name though from GERM to "HELLFIRE"(tm) yep, I will delete the GERM profile and have a new nice OLD LADY NAME,,, Pictures soon I promise, I have been really doing some neat **** around the shop.. I finally am working on my own stuff, The CADDY is GONE, Me and Cole called off our wedding because we couldn;t afford a plane ticket to hawaii. So instead we bought our ex girlfriends 17 buck diamond rings. ( it works) and FAT***BUICK still has his UNDERWEAR on,,, and HARVESTER of BONDO... Built the baddest Bike around,,,,,,, germ
GERM.... hellfire is TAKEN... you'll have to SEE in punctuation will work in your NEW iden***y Sorry to BURST the bubble... MISS Hootch
[ QUOTE ] GERM.... hellfire is TAKEN... you'll have to SEE in punctuation will work in your NEW iden***y Sorry to BURST the bubble... MISS Hootch [/ QUOTE ] How about... germ v5.0 /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif JOE/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
HELLBOUND, How is my buddy JAY? He doesn't love me anymore? he never calls. is he angry at me? I'm going to cry? his shoebox is still sitting there? I miss him? he needs a HUG? take care of my brother,,, If he died I would die inside.. PLEASE SEND HIM MY LOVE.. I miss him...... And I will take care of you for the rest of your life... TRUST FRIENDS or BULLETS Love. germ
Dont leave us germ. I like to hear your rantsand all that blood boiling what the fuk and so on. Too many p***ives now adays. John
This is great!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Are you ever going to reply to my emails germ?! he he he... One time a guy at Jack in the Box wouldn't let me have my food, because he thought I looked like a Pirate, and wanted me to say ARRGG!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif So I finally did, and then my girl said, you do look like a pirate, and then I was like, "ohhhh". And about 2 weeks ago I was hanging out w/ these chicks and this guy started to hit on one of them w/ "Pirate Pickup Lines"! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif It was great! Something about, "They must have hidden the boody in your eyes..." or somthing like that, cracked me up either way!!! Well thats my story, and cole did you get my email? I feel so flaky!! Germ, if you want you can send me that pic and I can post it for you?! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif -peter
Er, cole, I'm thinking that movie might be "The Amazing Mr. Limpet" with Don Knotts. But hey maybe there is a movie about Plimpton, who knows? germ, I've missed you the last couple of weeks. Has anybody else noticed there isn't as much ****ing swearing on this version of the HAMB?
GERM,,,, I am doing my BEST,,, HUGS are always good,,,, they are HARD to give from far away tho,,, but FRIENDS are best,,, (no bullets PLEASE) MISS hellbound hootch
ONE of THE FIRST "POSTs" on this NEW HAMB..................... from the board switch ENTERTAINMENT GERM
Germ let us suggest a new name for you and you decide from all the sbbmissions-How about PROCAL HAREM? Thats semi cool....
Germ let us suggest a new name for you and you decide from all the submissions <font color="red">Ryan</font> already did it, "DramaQueen" fits just fine.
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