Confessions of HAMBer....

1. I like shiny paint, yes better than flat.

2. I like Monster Garage, Rides, Hot Rod TV, and American Chopper. (it's better than friends)

3. I have a soft spot for AMC's.

4. I don't want a 32 Ford.

5. I didn't drink at VLV and only gambled away $11.

6. I appreciate muscle cars. (for what they do, not how they look)

7. I once put a small block chevy in something that wasn't a chevy.

8. I have a subscription to Street Rodder (it was a present but I still have it)

9. I prefer Ducatis and Moto Guzzi's over Harley's.

10. I married a goth girl. (as a matter of fact today is our anniversary, she went to VLV with me twice, and likes my cars)

How about you....

 

I like chestnuts roasting by an open fire and Jack Frost nipping at my nose.

 

Well I had to limit myself to 10, or else I would have put the Easter Bunny in there to.

 

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Well I had to limit myself to 10, or else I would have put the Easter Bunny in there to.

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Santa Claus too?
R-

 

I'm not confessing any of my "sins" here on the HAMB, might tarnish my sterling reputation

 

1. I dont smoke or drink
2. I've been to vegas many times and live not far from Atlantic city (2 hours?) and I have only gambled 10$ in a casino and that was in Aruba on a vacation
3. I watch monster garage
4. I think jesse is a cool kat.
5. I once had a subscription to Street Chopper
6. My chopper (one of them) has a fat 250 tire and evo and has HoK orange with green flake flames....and I like it. (in defense of this i also have 2 panheads one gloss black and 1 bare metal soon to be flat black, and they both have wide whites)
7. Im not into tattoos on my self. at all.
8. I once liked s 32 coupe I saw on ebay...and it had AC!


thats about it..ill think of more.

 

Oh yeah..im a J&P Cycles gold club member.

 

I like little baby ducks, old pick up trucks and TWINS!!

 

OK, I'll bite - but only a couple

1) I like shiny paint too;

2) I want a Plymouth Roadrunner;

 

1. I like porn

2. I put disc brakes on the front of my F-100

3. I think it is funny that people think that the internet is the real world.

4. I don't care what kind of car/truck it is, as long as the craftsmanship is the owners top concern, not the shade of the Flat-Black paint.

5. I also like shiny paint

6. My favorite hot rod show is Lone Star Round Up

7. I actually like SBC motors and think that they fit with the spirit of the HAMB. They're cheap, fun, reliable and you can work on them yourself.

8. If I think I will fuck it up, I'll pay to have someone do it right the first time.

9. Guys who drive Hondas to hot rod shows then act like Billy Badass once they're there are gay.

10. did I mention that I like porn?

 

I LIKE NADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

try beating that one you tools

 

1. I am really a "goldchainer", I just bought a Crate 350 for the spacetruck.

2. I prefer girls with big hair, fake boobs, and black spandex mini skirts with "Poison" written in bright green letters right across their ass. Bonus points if they aren't wearing panties and aren't too shy to flash their biscuit.

3. I consider the Speedway catalog my bible since I live at least 2 hours from anything that closely resembles a decent junkyard.

4. I eventually would like a full fendered car (preferably a 36 ford) with (gasp) Air conditioning!

5. I really like it when Abomber 30 "accidentally" puts his hand on my leg.

6. If a band played on the sunset strip in the 80's or early 90's I probably like them. If you have a problem with that kind of music, send me all of your CD's (because everyone has them and most people are just to "cool" to admit it) I will make sure they receive a place of honor in my collection. I will also happily crank my Cinderella, KIX, and Motley Crue CDs on my stereo while others are "posing".

7. I prefer Miller Lite, Busch Light, or High Life Light over PBR and Old Style. A guy has to watch his figure, ya know.

8. I have always wanted a Red 70 Chevelle SS.

9. I like Shiny Paint too.

10. I also have a flat Black model A with red wheels.

 

Actually....I agree with quite a bit of your list!

1) I prefer shiny paint
2) I like all the car/bike shows on t.v.
3) I don't want a 32 Ford
4) I didn't drink at VLV (but I did gamble...losing, of course)
5) I like muscle cars..both for what they do & how they look (my preference being Mopars)
6) I prefer boot cut jeans to the "cuffed look" HAHAHA
7) This last one will probably get me crucified...but here goes, I LOVE JAP Bikes...there...I came out of the closet

 

alright, as long as the rest of you are doing it, i have a confession too...













this is my daily.



tred.

 

I like to take acid and walk the dog.

 

1-I've never owned a primered car! All my cars are shiney!

2. I don't have cable TV...preferring to READ!

3. My soft spot is 1957 Chevy's...I owned 30 at one time...only have one now!

4. I don't want a '32 Ford...or any other square-bodied car.

5- I didn't go to VLV, don't drink, and gamble when I feel like it.

6- I lived the muscle car era...owned a 4-speed '70 Camaro...don't want any muscle car now.

7-I'd put a SBC in ANYTHING!!!

8-I quit reading Street Rodder when it became a showcase for six-figure cars!

9-I don't have a motorcycle, never had one...don't want one. I like my nuts all in one place!

10-Marriage is OK if you both like the same things...do not marry a woman that you think WILL eventually like your cars...they will try to change YOU and you'll lose everything!!!

R-

 

Walk the dog???............OLDBEET

 

OK,
I've owned over 30 Falcons, I chopped 2 of them.

I used to own a tricked out van, and I often think about building another one.

I like SBC's, I'd put one in most anything.

I want to build a mini truck someday, with a SBC in it.

I buy american whenever I can, except for modern cars. I will only buy them from the "big three" (Honda, Toyota, and Nissan)

Nipple rings on chicks make me hot.

I like shinny paint, but I'm too lazy to paint my own cars.

My new shop was started today. I'm "gold chaining" it. That's right I'm writing checks, rather than building it myself.

I'd betray my country for a shot at Denise!

Man it feels good to finally let it out

 

I don't believe someone would actually do that to a car. It's photoshoped, right?

 

1) I have never seen American Graffiti straight thru (only bits at a time)

2) I have a Von Dutch hat and tee in my closet (bought them in '99 when it first launched) I will get to wear them again one day.....

3) I have never had a beer (I am 30)

4) Smoking weed and getting on e-bay is a bad idea!!! (trust me)

5) I listened to the Smiths on the way to work this morning... (but balanced things out by listening to fugazi at lunch)

6) I own a VW bug

7) I like flat black cars with red steelies (but will admit that I am starting to get tired of it)

8) If I could be having sex instead of being on the HAMB, I would... (sorry, I love you guys... but I love pussy more).

9) I cuff my jeans from time to time, but not often....

10) I average about 6 hours a day on the HAMB!!!!

HC

 

1. I was/am a spooky chick, but I love all kinds of stuff you wouldnt guess by looking at me.

2. Im married to a longhair.

3. I like my Japanese daily driver - reliable, great gas mileage, no risk of theft.

4. Dont drink, smoke or gamble

5. I like shiny paint, seatbelts and a/c - where appropriate!!

There's lots more, but that's enough for today....

 

Lets see:
#1 I don't like automobile TV period.
#2 I don't know Jesse but I know his brother
#3 I don't particularly care for Dueces, although I like yours.
#4 I'm not particulary impressed with tri-five chevies either. But I've owned a few.
#5 I don't like chrome (well maybe a little).
#6 I don't want to own another primered car but I probably will before all is said and done.
#7 I don't believe in cutting corners, but I will get by on the cheap if I can.
#8 I probably don't agree with your opinion, but I do respect it.
#9 I drive automatics nearly all the time.
and #10 I purposely avoid trends and I secretly hope that '60s style rides never ever ever become trendy.

There's probably even deeper darker secretes than that...

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OK,
I've owned over 30 Falcons, I chopped 2 of them.



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1. I'm not racist or homophobic

2. I wish my car was on the road. I don't care what it looks like, I just wish I could drive the fuckin' thing

3. I have 2 businesses, 5 business partners, 12 employees... and I live under the poverty line

4. my wife is moving out of our house tomorrow

5. I really like driving my father's MGA and Intermeccanica 356 replica

6. I HAMB surf more for entertainment than tech

7. I listen to rockabilly, country and honky tonk (for 15± years now)... and I live in suburban WASP Canada

8. I'll probably never get to the HAMB drags, Lone Star Round Up, Billetproof, VLV or any other "cool" car show, and that really pisses me off

9. I'm not smart, talented or cool

10. I have the utmost respect for women, I just really think they look great naked (but that has nothing to do with #4)

Viva da HAMB.

 

1: My daily is a purple 70 Chevelle

2: I put Air Conditioning, Cruise Control and a CD player in it becuase I like comfort on long road trips.

3: I'm saving up for kingpins to put on the Model A project. Seems something else always comes up to spend the money on first. I'll save up for a new front spring after that.

4: I like cars that are driven and don't look like Honda made them.

5: I like people who at least try to fix their own cars rather than just call the dealer.

6: I buy on E-Bay rather than waiting for something to show up at the once a year swap meet here.

7: I tried to convert my best friend to the dark side but failed! He bought a brand new C-6 Magnetic Red Vette with the 6 speed and Oak interior instead. At least it wasn't another minivan.

8: I got rid of cable so I no longer know what half of these posts are about anymore.

9: I really HATE rust holes & frozen bolts so I've had a hard time getting on with the 31 project. I know it'll get better when I start putting on the new stuff tho.

10: Climbing around under these old cars ain't as easy as it used to be, but it's still fun.

 

1. I enjoy reality TV programs.
2. I have trailered my car to events.
3. I have been known to frequent boobie bars.
4. I dont mind being a big fat fucker, at least I am noticed, and people dont seem to mess with me as much.

Enuff for now, you guys are starting to look at me funny. -Joe

 

im a nude model and today all i wore to class's was a towel, because i felt like it. not because i lost a bet

 

Large milk producing glandular organs on a womans chest!! ........ya baby!!!

 

I WORSHIP Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Robert Johnson.

I am not a fan of Model A's, 32s, OR Tri-five Chevies, except fot the tailights on a '56.

My other car is a Mitsubishi Eclipse AWD Turbo.

I'm not really nearsighted or bald, I just like the Ahmet Zappa look.

I firmly believe that MTV and Hip Hop "Bling Bling" culture is ruining America, and would love to stop it from happening.

Public Enemy is the only mainstream rap that you'll catch me listening to.

I would have no problem trailering a car, if I knew how to use reverse with a trailer.

I have a soft spot for Asian women and blondes.

I really think poop is one of the funniest substances (and words) around.

I used to be a baseball fan until most of them turned into a bunch of whining pussies and show offs- I think Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, or Ted Williams could beat Mark McGuire, Sammy Sosa, and Barry bonds in a Home Run Derby and teach all of their proud asses a little respect when they finished.

I'm nowhere near as old as I look.

I'm not A Hair Club for Men Client, and I'm sure as hell not the President.

 

1) RICKYRACER is SPREADING a VERY MEAN rumor ,,,, He;s telling people that my SEMEN tastes like COCAINE,,,,,

it's really all lies.........
well not the part that he tasted it ,,,
just the part that it doesnt TASTE like ORANGE CRUSH...............

HE knows WHY RANCHEROS came with the DASH PADDED COVERS,, so his HEAD doesnt BRUISE when I BANG it against the DASHBOARD in the PARKING LOT of VIVA...........

EL HUMANPOCKETPUSSYLIPS(tm)
is the NAME of his HOT ROD

 

ALL of my vehicles have 4 doors,
3 are Automatics and the other is German.
I LOVE ROCKABILLY MUSIC! But also punk, blues and traditional irish.
I don't have any Tatoos or a butt ring.
I drank a LOT at VLV and then DROVE my car.
I will never own a Ford...