1- I was into muscle cars, vettes and porches. 2- I had a mullet 3- I also think MTV and the Bling Bling crap is ruining America. 4- I won't buy a foriegn car again (i had one porsche) even though most of our American stuff is built in Mexico or Canada. 5- I like Monster Garage, and think Jesse James has more talent than i ever will. 6- I have a West Coast Choppers sticker on the back window of my GMC. 7- I think there's been too many "bitch fest's" about magazines lately, we need more Tech weeks. 8- I tried skate boarding when i was younger and couldn't do shit except fall on my ass! 9- I like shiny paint on some cars, and satin/flat on others. I have both. 10- I have a glass '32, and a steel '32..yes i really like '32 fords. 11- I also really like tri-five chevy's. I've had a '57 since i was 14. 12- I don't care if you have a '32 ford, or a '29 essex, just show me some quality workmanship and you have my respect. 13- I still watch cartoon's and read the comics! Thats the only part of the paper i'll read.. 14- I like gun's. and lastly.. 15- My '33 has disc brakes and an alternator. Oh yeah, had to come back for this one.. 16- I like SBC's, and have one in just about everything i've built. Rat......
1) I LOVE 57 Chevy's and like most of em stock 2) I love sbc's and cant believe people on here hate em even though when they were new they owned most flatty's and many rodders used em in the day! 3) My dream car is a 70 Chevelle SS 454 LS-6 fathom blue with white stripes and an M-22 4) I own 5 Jay-z cd's 5) I love what has seemed to become cookie cutter primer and red wheeled cars even tho they are all over. 6) Im going to WyoTech for my edumaqueshon 7) I think drag racing between rows of cars, when my car is in that row, is a bad idea. 8) Porn rocks 9) I like MUSCLE CARS, classics, most anything, even 2 IMPORTS 10) I am HEAVILY CHEVY biased with anything built '55-newer.
My first vehicle was a Vespa.... I drive a Fagura Integra every day and love it! Any bike will do for me as long as it has guts and is well engineered.... All my shit is non-running right now! Chevy, Hudson BMW R-50, Lambretta & Vespa.. I like Marty Robbins gun fighter ballads followed by a Joy Division chaser I'm Randy's shim and wiring bitch.... I'm 40 and just as fuled by the anger and the angst as I was at 16.....and I would love a Hemi Cuda!!!
1. I had a mini truck (canary yellow Chevy Luv, Porsche Alloys, removeable top, molded tailgate, carpet kit, shaved door handles, fully chromed Buick rear end) But then again it WAS 1986. 2. I'm often too nice to people who don't deserve it and vice versa. 3. Tri-5 Chevys, Muscle cars and sports cars do nothing for me. 3. I LOVE old school lowriders (cars, bikes, music) 4. I'd be fine if I never talked to another human again. 5. I'm not cool nor do I want to be. In fact I'm pretty much a nerd. I watch only documentaries. I also read Scientific American. 6. I LOVE horror movies and once aspired to do movie makeup and special effects. I guess I still do. 7. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE PINBALL!!! 8. I dislike the rockabilly scene. I like the music but not the costume party. 9. I've worn a wedding dress out in public in Las Vegas for a whole night. 10. I don't care to remember what year make and model every car and car part in the world is. I just know what I like and make it. I'm an artist not an encyclopedia. 11. My name is Kirk and I'm an internal combustion addict.
1. My first car was a 36 ford pickup 2. I used to own a 1979 Honda stationwagon and I put a cardboard hood scoop on it with 2" masking tape and it held for 4 months, rain and all. 3.I don't understand Goth. 4. I have a fetish for stuff. 5. I actually like the family unit....it's the way it should be. 6.I like shiny paint........and pearl stuff. 7. Old gassers give me wood...... 8. Rashy touched my manhood when I wasn't looking......I felt dirty.
[ QUOTE ] I LIKE to MASTERBATE with MICROWAVED fruit. [/ QUOTE ] I told you already...I'm not getting in the microwave you FUCKER!
1. I've owned FIVE 1968-72 Chevelles! 2. I once put a small block Chevy in a Pontiac...got it out of my system for LIFE!!! 3. I don't own a torch or know how to weld! 4. I still love Disco! 5. I lose money on every deal! 6. I've owned and driven FOUR Pintos! 7. I LIKED those Pintos! 8. I'd never put Pinto brakes on a hot rod that WASN'T a Pinto or a Mustang II. 9. I don't like Pinto beans. 10. I do everything the hard way. 11. I've built big 4x4 conversions and I'm proud of it! 12. I picture God looking like Dr Bellows from "I Dream Of Jeanie". Don't know why, I just always did! 13. I'm sure he's way SMARTER than Dr Bellows! 14. My favorite color is green...or blue...maybe purple sometimes...but deffinately one of those! 15. I think primer and flat paint look cool, but trunk paint looks COOLER! 16. I think Falfa's 55 would've smoked Milner's terd by an easy ten car lengths! 17. I'd rather run a Vega engine or a 2.8 V6 than "just another small block Chevy"! 18. My initials spell a fish, or a character played by Sam Elliot. 19. I think Florida is a cool place to be! 20. I like Jesse James, but can't STAND Boyd!
1 Cars, bikes, and things that go fast, 2 Kidd Rock, 3 David Allen Coe, 4 Zorro, And most of all 5.I like anything that makes my wee wee feel funny. Joker
1....I honestly am seriuos about buying that new 2004 3500 Big Dodge dually and slaming it to the ground with 22's and a fith wheel.......to pull all my shit around. 2. ....I jammed all the way to work to Parabolis by Tool......even though I have no clue to what they were singing about....I yelled from the top of my lungs with 'em... 3. Beyonce Knowles is, with out a doubt, the finest yellow bone to walk across the silver screen in the Free World.....I would leave my wife and kids just to be holed-up for 40 days and 40 nights in a motel room with that Creamy Chocolate Mommacita!!......leaving only for the purpose of fetching more Viagra and Vitamin E.......
-im half chinese -my middle name is Hsiao-Hua -dad is my hero, RIP -i dont weigh 300lbs -people think im MEXICAN
1. My shit truly DOES NOT stink... Honestly, never. Not even after Tommy's chilicheeseburger... 2. ... Do you really want me to continue? Didnt think so...
[ QUOTE ] 1. My shit truly DOES NOT stink... Honestly, never. Not even after Tommy's chilicheeseburger... 2. ... Do you really want me to continue? Didnt think so... [/ QUOTE ] tommys in venice? that place WILL make your shit stink hahaha
1. I like shiny paint too, but flat black is super sexy on the right car 2. I have never been to Vegas 3. I do drink, only ever smoked for about a month when I was about 17, and have only tried shrooms and pot (found shrooms to be impractical, and pot to be boring). Considering the crowd I hung with this is amazing. 4. I could watch judge shows till the cows come home... 5. I collect early educational films. I'm a big fan of driver's ed films (the gory kind like Wheels of Tragedy, Mechanized Death, etc.) 6. I admistered spankings at Amerivespa with my club mates to raise money for a battered womens shelter. 7. I think most muscle cars are ugly mullet-mobiles 8. I will NEVER own a Harley cause I think they are chrome penis enlargers... 9. I collect assorted things with naked girlies on them 10. I was a hardcore club kid in the early 90's (like the kind you'd see on Sally Jesse Rapahael or Montel) I have the shoes and wigs to prove it in my closet! Forgive me father for I have Sinned.
1 I still owm a BMW (slowly ebaying it all over the USA) 2 I dont drink or smoke anything 3 I am in love with a Bitch that hates me 4 I wear a diamond ring around my neck EVERY day 5 A 32 would not be my first choice of 3 windows 6 I am over weight but loosing it 7 I love 5.0 Mustangs had 10 of em(2 Covettes 9 Camaros/Birds) 8 I love GERM 9 I ride Sport Bikes and like all Motorcycles 10 and last BUT NOT least..I LOVE the HAMB everything and everyone on it! THANKS RYAN!!!!!!!!! Hope that last one aint to mushy
1. I love chrome. more the better 2. I like bighair rock, old school rap and 50/60 music and recently started listening to country. 3. I love pinball (prefer non-digital machines - I want a Evil Knevel and Capt Fantastic machine 4. I can appreciate mini-trucks, compacts and most anything that is lowered and looks cool 5. I prefer a microbeer over a Bud, PBR or Miller (have a thing for Boonesfarm wine also) 6. Would love to have a Woodie and a 32 5 window 7. I pay to have work done I can not do or know I would screw up. (safety is important) 8. My wagon has about all the modern equipment to make it a great daily driver. (wipers, AC, tilt, automatic, seatbelts and a stereo and PW are planned in the future) 9. I someday want to build a V8 vega 10. I wish I had enough money to be considered a gold chainer
... I like Pina Coladas And getting caught in the rain I'm not much into health food I am into champagne
I ALWAYS remove my hat and cover my heart for the National Anthem. I have NEVER owned a Small Block Chevy. I am a longhair. I have never owned a FORD. I prefer my dogs over some people I know. I own a TORCH,and a WELDER,and LIKE to use them. I don't care for 32 Fords,with or without roofs,with or without fenders. I don't like Bias ply tires. I DO like Beer. AND Boobies. AND Wiskey......not always in that order.
I forgot one.... I hate people who drive their convertibles with the top down and the windows rolled up..... I mean WTF? When I see this I like to pull up next to them and say... "nice sunroof jackass" O, and don't get me started on those stupid fucking collect calling commercials... "just dial down the center" shut the fuck up..... Aren't the only people who make collect calls these days inmates??? dammit! HC
1) I loves the sbc!! 2) I've only owned 1 ford (the one I currently am working on) 3)I Like Hooters, boob, fun bags, and a girl in tight jeans 4) I think women look good scantily clad and not nude (for a little while anyways) 5) I'm skinny 6)I don't drink 7) I got my 1st boy a bottle of mescal (with the worm in the bottle) when he was born to give him on his graduation 8)I like pre 1840 American history I'm real cheap even if I really had money to spend I likely wouldn't but would like to find out one day... 9) I despise nosey people that can't mind their own friggen business 10) I like my privacy 11) my yard is a complete mess! 12) I consider myself a handy guy but not a perfectionist and it shows
[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I Like Hooters, boob, fun bags [/ QUOTE ] you forgot 'sweater puppets' [/ QUOTE ] and squeeze toys!
Im a Ford guy who owns a Chebby and I don't believe in any god or buy into a religion. Maybe this is the wrong message board for me
I PISS on MY FEET in the SHOWER after I go surfing with booties on my feet, I kills any start up of the ATHLETES FOOT FUNGUS......... TURBONEGRO is NON STOP in the RADIO..... I write POETRY thats GOOD.... BELIEVE it OR NOT
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