1. I like shiny paint better than primer, metal flake and pearls best. 2. I don't care much for deuces.. I think 30's chrysler products were better looking 3w coupes. 3. I like almost every type of music other than modern country, and rave. I really dig Speed Metal and punk, Bossa, and old regge. 4. Never done drugs, never drank. Don't need to, my head is plenty fucked up already. 5. I like cars from all periods and styles, everything from 30's lakers to modern "foose" style smoothies. I hang out here because it's entertaining, and one of the many styles I like is DIY old hot rods.
1. I'm not afraid to try anything once....twice if I'm drunk enough. 2. I love beer, porn and cheetos...sometimes I wake up with an orange dick. 3. I'm building my first "real car" without a clue what I'm doing sometime. 4. I'm a shitty mechanic with little knowledge but the smarts to find the answers or think it through. 5. I like GERM even though I have NO CLUE wtf he is saying sometimes...makes me laugh. 6. I gotta go drinkin with Plowboy one of these days, sounds like my twin separated at birth. 7. I know a little about SBC's and own one, don't know shit about flatheads but own six of them. 8. I like dark haired brunettes with nice curves...and red heads too.
I like realy sharp knives. Frying bacon in the nude is my favorite extreme sport. I felt completly lost at HAMB GAS Most of my PMs are food related tech questions and I don't know why. I only watch Iron Chef and A Cooks tour. Wasn't it cool when dude ate the live cobra heart. Oh yeah Adult Swim too I don't read hot rod magazines because most remind me of yuppie cooking mags like Bon Appete just without the perfume ads. I have drank PBR since the 70's I like drinking beer and and eating Ice cream at the same time. 32 fords and chevelles bore me, I do like some 57 chevys but I really want a XC Falcon GT 2 Door I want to be cool as Tman but I don't want to shave my legs or get my ass waxed. I don't ever plan on going to VLV. All Posers suck regardless of what they are pretending to be. I like shiny paint too. I think whipped cream is best to cover cleavage...spackle for plumbers crack. I surf the hamb and chef boards at the same time.... but only to hide porn.. I would rather put a small block ford or mopar in anything before I will use a chevy again. I learn something about hot rods nearly everyweek on the HAMB. I think that finding a picture of Ryan is harder than getting one of the loch ness monster blowing big foot. I take classes that have the theater type seats in the spring just because some girls don't wear panties under their skirts when it's hot out.
1. Shiny paint doesn't make your car faster; if I ever build a car that is "fast enough", THEN I'll do the body and paint as well! Speed comes first!!! 2. I am also a long hair. 3. A friend I went to school with recently pointed out that my "style" (or lack thereof! ) hasn't changed since I was 11, with the exeption that I didn't start growing my hair until I was 14! (I'm 27 now!!! ) You know how it is... Baggy BDU pants, baggy band or whatever t-shirt, and a pair of chucks! 4. My "baby Momma" and I were "best friends with benefits" for 4 years before we actually "hooked up"! 5. I have installed 4 "chrome penis enlargers" on myself! 6. I like all fast cars, regardless of age, make etc... 7. I played D&D when I was a kid 8. I'm a total nerd! (I like Star Trek, video games and Horror movies) 9. I named my Daughter "Regan Teresa" after Linda Blair's character in the Excorcist! 10. I collect dumb tattoos! 11. I have "man-boobs" 12. Goth Chicks are the HOTTEST!!!!! 13. I am addicted to PORN!!!!!
1. I'm 18 I own 4 cars and only 3 run and 2 drive(I'm still learning). 2. My 65 Chevy truck is going all original(6 cylinder factory a/c, tons of options; 1 of 2,000 made) 3. The whole reason I got into cars were 71-72 Chevelles. I'd buy one if it were cheap enough. 4. I'd use a 292 Chevy over a small block Chevy any day. 5. I went out with an ugly girl for two years, was pussy whooped and enjoyed none of it.
1. i hate small block chevys, and if someone gives one too me i will probably take a piss on it and throw it out 2. goth chicks are cute/hot 3. i dont like school 4. im on the HAMB at least 2 hours a day. 5. ill listen to metal, heavy metal, and rock( ACDC) once a while. 6. i have drank beer before. a shifter bought me one for my 13th birthday in paso robles at the bowling ally, and another shifter bought me one at the pre viva las vegas show 7. i hate imports and foreign made junk. 8. i dont like asian people who come off the boat and cut you off, my whole town is like that. 9. i dont know a lot of doo wop bands (gasp!!..) even though i should since i am THE DOO WOP KID 10. i am 14 and will be 15 in may -Joe
<ul type="square"> [*]I love shiny paint [*]I like street rods [*]Im a procrastinator. [*]I dont work on my car enough [*]I eat too much [*]Im way out of shape and i dont really care. [/list]
OK I guess I'll take my turn. 1. I'd rather hang out on here and talk to you guys than go out side. 2. Being on here and fiddling with old car parts is the high light of my day. 3. I had my first car accident on tuesday and wiped out the front end of my beloved 89 Pontiac Grand Prix now I have too deal with my insurance company. I love this car only 32000 miles on it! 4. I can't weld but my dad can so he does it for me. 5. I'm paying someone to build the frame for my car but am there every time he works on it so I can learn. 6. I love the HAMB 7. I'm addicted to GTA Vice City. 8. I watch OFF BEAT CINEMA every Saturday. 9. I need to go to bed. I think thats good for now.
I achieve my 'greaser' look by combin' my hair while its 'wet' then wasting a can of 'Aqua-Net' on it for 'hold' & 'stiffness',,,helps sexually too! My 'Engineer' boots were actualy white 'Go-Go Boots' i dyed 'black' and 'sewed buckles' on.. I purchased my 'Tattoos' at 'Hot Topic'... I ordered my 'Chain wallet' from Avon,,,Limited Edition w/Flames! I have a 'phat dookie' 'Goldchain' like Run DMC that has a V8 medallion i wear while trailoring my 'Rat Rod'.. I shit standing up & piss sitting down... and i'm very well 'Loved' in my 'Community'! My motto is; Mother made him,,,Mother f@# him! Dirty
I like shiny paint, flat paint and anything inbetween. My hot rod has disk brakes, coil shocks on the rear, shiny paint, a glass body and a SBC. <gasp> My first car was a '67 Mustang Coupe I've always owned at least one Mustang (6 in all) since I got my 1st one almost 30 years ago, but only one has been later than '67. My current stable has the following listed in their order of drivabilty... 1. '99 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited 4x4 - Daily Driver. Only mods so far is a 4 inch lift with a custom driveshaft. 2. '26 T - Only hot rod. Currently under going some frame mods and the addition of a tri-power should be running in about a month or so. 3. '85 1/2 Mustang SVO - One of 439. I'm the orginal owner. Parked in 94 due to medical problems that kept me from driving it. Could be running if I put about $1500 bucks into. 4. '64 VW Notchback - Kind of a rare car in the US. Cal-Looked with a 1700cc motor. Had it painted in '85 and never put it back together. 5. '67 VW Beetle - 1776cc motor with 2 48IDA webers. I true 13 sec car. Wrecked a month after the last true Bug-In in Oct. '84. and oddly enough, there's a picture of it in this months issue of Ultra VW Magazine (british magazine) in a retrospect on my old club DKK. Similar article appeared in the August '03 VW Trends. 6. 64 1/2 Mustang Convertible - I own half of this car with my brother. A true project that we inherited from a close friend who was killed in a car crash last November. This car was a total stripper model with the only option being the convertible top. It's a 6 cyl 3 speed car. We've already mounted a late model 5.0 with an AOD trans. I love surf music & '80s punk. I like WWII Documentaries. If it wasn't for Adolf Hitler, I would have never been born.
Oh what the hell here goes (1) I have a soft spot for 62-65 B-body Mopars. (2) I used to hate chevies until I owned one. (3) Ive had numerous project cars in the past. (4) My coupe is the first one I will actually finish. (5) I owned an IROC at one time (6) heres a tough confession....I actually liked the car. (7) I had sex in a GEO Storm (8) The second time I had sex in the Storm there was actually a girl with me. (9) early drag cars give me wood. (10) I have a fear of failure.
I like CANADIAN beer and American Everclear I have a really rare car in my garage - 1956 Pontiac sedan delivery I have never owned a second generation Camaro or Firebird that actually ran - two subframes, a disc brake rear end, a tilt column, three saginaws and an LT-1 don't exactly count. I tried growing a mullet once - it looked like a cross between Ronald Macdonald and Kosmo Kramer My wife has REAL 40 DD's, not storebought I like 5-6-7 Chevys - I have owned many many of them, there are three in the garage right now, plus five more at the farm, and I will always have at least one I have one truck that has shiny paint, but the next one is going to be flat black My daily driver is a 91 Chevy truck with an .030 over LT-1 in it, just to put the fear of God into kids with fart-can imports and lowered minitrucks I don't give a shit about the 'new' hemi because my truck can, will, and has blown the doors off one. I like inlines in just about anything - is this a character flaw??
I was 14 and she was 21, we did it to a Night Ranger song and St Elmos Fire..not counting the 10 minutes it took to find the hole. Whats the 16 minutes?
A little late on this one, but I should come clean... 1) SBC's are for Pussies 2) I am a pussy 3) I'm cheating on RATBOY -r
Ive had more than one HAMB name!! OtownRumbler RedneckRoadDevil RunninDownadream Draglinkscc Now thats the shit man....the shit
[ QUOTE ] I write POETRY thats GOOD.... BELIEVE it OR NOT [/ QUOTE ] I've READ Germ's poetry... and it is GOOD.
1) I love 1932 Fords ..and want to own more of them.... 2) I have SBC's in all of my stuff. 3) There are only two colors.......Black and Red 4) I love a grey haired overweight woman ( MY WIFE ) 5) My dog is grey and overweight too ( schnazuer ) 6) I am overweight and what hair I have is turning grey ( or loose ) 7) I had a VW (4 of them), Tri Fives (8-10), Muscle cars ( 3 67-69 real Z28's, 70 LS6 Chevelle, 65 Chevelle Z16 and a big block factory 396 Nova) and a bunch of pickups. 8) I believe 40 Fords are a perfect replacement for DEUCES. 9) I neither smoke, drink alcohol or do non prescribed drugs. 10) I do not have a tatto but like to look at them on cute dark haired young woman with BIG headlights 11) I have owned a Harley and a 1932 Ford for most of my adult life
1. I own more muscle cars than hot rods right now 2. I don't roll up my cuffs 3. I have a wallet chain 4. In 5th grade I used a cheat sheet on a test once 5. I like 4dr htps more than 2drs on bigger cars..ex.'56 cad 6. My hair is not pomperific 7. I had a 4cyl turbo dodge once, closest I'll ever get to a ricer. 8. I don't like seafood, and I mean the actual food. So don't all you gay-boys start PMing me for a date. 9. I went to a Midnight Oil concert once, not by accident either 10. I don't know how to weld either
[ QUOTE ] I LIKE to MASTERBATE with MICROWAVED fruit. [/ QUOTE ] What is that? Rickyracer with a sunburn?
TRUE STUFF 1. I saw Elvis perform in Houston in 1970..... 2.I once told George Powell (of Powell-Peralta fame) to get bent.... 3.I once tried to build an all-glas Surf Rod in Barris style..... 4.I have NO idea what this "Johnny's Army" stuff is all about...... 5.I almost died from a rattlesnake bite.... 6. I have an Honorable Discharge from the Navy..... TRUE?.....Who can say? 1.FatLucky once accused us of being SWINGERS...not the dancing kind,either.... 2.I worked for Roth...Murray Roth....at his hardware store... 3.Kali and I are brother and sister.....
1. I like junkyards more than titty bars. 2. I don't own a spray gun. 3. My car (My 1932 Ford five window coupe, that is) has an 8-track (...and I like it). 4. I own a 1991 Honda CRX... but it's "traditional" 'cuz I made my own fart can. 5. I'd take a Suzuki RM-125 dirtbike over a WCC Fag-O-Cycle. 6. Chainsaws make me horny. 7. I drive in excess of 100mph EVERY time nobody is looking. 8. If a building was on fire and I only had time to save my car or my mom..... well, let's just say, I'd really have to stop and think about it. 9. My ex left me for my best friend.... and I didn't kill them. 10. I drink Pabst because I like it. 11. I don't have a Mullet. It's long all over. 12. My one tattoo doesn't have anything to do with cars. 13. I haven't filed for income tax since 1999. 14. I aim for cats. 15. I have a dictionary next to my computer... and I use it. 16. I've flown a plane without a license. 17. I'm in love with a girl I met on the internet. 18. I fix-up my house without a building permit. 19. I don't have health insurance. 20. I sold a gun, yesterday, to a fucking nutcase. JOE
1. I like 32 fords, my roadster is half of one. 2. Both my cars have SBCs, and the 37 is an automatic 3. I put a vega box on my roadster instead of an F-1 4. I would rather play drums than work on my cars 5. I aint got no tattoos, and I dont drink. 6. I've had a 67 RS-SS convertable camaro, A 68 RS convertable and a 67 coupe. and an 84 Z28, but never a mullet. 7. I believe in God, and consider myself a Republican. 8. I'm disorganized, and pretty lazy too. 9. I like almost anything mechanical, from Packards to ferraris, to P51 Mustangs 10. I hate working on computers- See # 8. 11. I considered building a kitcar Lamborghini. 12 I wont let my kids watch TV 13 I think Jesse is okay when hes not posing 14. Boyd has talent, and an awesome shop. Ditto for Foose but I rather watch Brizio any day. 15. I really didnt like turning 40 this year 16. I havent met many people I trusted. I've had some bad lessons. 17. I considered building a kitcar Lamborghini a few years back, but dont really care for fiberglass fords. 18. I hate paying taxes. 19. I don't know what I'm doing most of the time.
KILL RATBOY Pt2... Randy is a two timing bitch but I still love him... I once drove my 65 Standard sunroof microbus from Barstow to North Hollywood coming down off acid (yeah I was young and REALLY stupid) I once lived in the valley.. My grandad taught me that Fords "are no damn good" as he only owned one, a Model A back in the 30s that let him down so he stayed a Chevy man his whole life. I cheated on him and owned one Ford (an ex-cop car that was just plain bitchen!!!). I want to put a SBC with a blower in my Lambretta... I want a stepdown Hudson gasser, or a Hudson truck gasser.... I have learned to like hairbands after spending the early 80s getting into fights with hessers over music of all things!!! (again young and dumb) used to hate everyone til they proved me wrong.. Now I love everyone til they prove me wrong.... Used to really hate the net and its "fake communities" and human interaction til I found the HAMB, great place, great people I want and need to learn how to weld...(uh anyone wanna teach me?) Angle grinders do not like me... I like to shoot things with blackpowder (but not live things)... Gassers rock... modern NASCAR is gay, cept on the local dirt tracks now that rocks ass!! Death rock girls were hot, any girl into cars, bikes etc is really hot and any girl into wrenching is, well, damn nigh an inferno, umm hmm bring on the dippin sauce!!!!!! AMCs and Ramblers are bitchen and if you don't get well you just don't get it... 55 Chevy 2 door posts are bitchen any other tri-5 ehhhhh I can leave em.. Fat Hack has the best pics by his post name on the HAMB... And finally I am in awe of all the talent and experience on this board...Tuck, Brush, C-9, Fatluckys, Cole, shit everyone........ I'm drunk on Oven cleaner and B-12 fumes......
I've wrote a lot of freeverse poetry. I'd get on a serious sugar binge until my hands were shaking and my mind racing, and listen to soundgarden or pantera or charles mingus, and do the stream-of-conciousness thing. Fun to do, but I cringe when I read it now. I've also wrote a series of noir-ish (or bore-ish?) stories involving that actress Natalie Portman. Not a big fan of hers, just liked the name. I'm a frustrated writer / artist / musician / asshole. I met a girl on the internet, and we've been together for over 2 years now. Helpful hint to you young cats here, older chicks are usually real together. No games, no bullshit, they're on the level. Get over societies' head trip about older women, and try it out...
I wish my "old lady" (n i call her that cause she is 6 years older, and acts it too) was more of a car girl.
[ QUOTE ] I LIKE NADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! try beating that one you tools [/ QUOTE ] Ill bite, I like the work your friends have you do and the time you put into it! I really liked your old poncho, and your honesty of the bad things it had, like the passenger door and the lack of body mounts.
I'm a new guy and I'm posting this before I've introduced myself I actually PLAN to put a sbc in my ride I dig fender flares I have a thing for redheads, actually more than just a thing, more like an obsession I'm currently looking for a new redhead cause mine dumped me I drive a Jeep with big tires I tell people i can paint cars and I'll do their's for free cause I've never done it and want to try it on someone elses
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