Seems like every one is doing this sooo... - I dont like shinny paint -I hate 0rage county choppers more than Imports -I have a secret fetish for 60's commets and darts -I like some cars with 4 doors, rather than a normal 2. -I watch Happy days every night -I have 2 screen names on here. Because i hate getting bashed on here for the "Rat Rodder" screen name. Even though i like my cars rusty and rough, i wouldnt build a car if it wasnt safe enough to drive. - I listen to ZZ top every night before i go to bed. And yes, i do dance like an ass hole to the music... -Im underage, yet they sell me alcohol.. -My father likes Billet Cars -When i got into my MC accident, which fucked up my leg. My buddie wasnt driving a 80s sportster. He was driving a jap bike. steve-
Here we go I own a sreet rod ( got a 100,000 miles on it though) I own 2 Vettes, a 62 and a 74 both have over 200,000 miles) Hate rockabilly Like Tom Waits My daily has 20's Quit smoking Don't drink anymore Got fat and stayed that way ( won a hangbelly award once) Cuff sometimes cause Levi's don't come in a 27" inseam Prefer shiny over flat My new car is a mild 50's style custom but it has all of the creature feature's that an old fart needs. B B
More Confessions... I married a woman I met on the internet No one knows and I've never admitted it in public but... I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. God it feels good to get that out in the open!
My garage is a disaster area & I don't really care. I once used a piece of catfood box & bondo to fix a rust hole on a 63 Galaxie fender. I have a cat. I restore old radios. I can play "Bad To The Bone" on the accordion. I don't know how to ride a motorcycle. I'm sure there are more. Billy
Guess it's my turn I hate Fords, but thats all I have now, cept for the Durant and the daily. I always use SBC, cause they are simple and so am I I drove a $40 Ford Fiesta for 2 years in college, and enjoyed it. My bills are past due, but I still keep buying parts (mans gotta have priorities) Germ, I've never piised on my feet, but gonna try it and see if it works. I own a business that I absolutely HATE, but am so far in debt can't run now. life kinda sux, but have a good, solid family, a garage with toys, and a fridge with beer (benefit of owning a bar) Love to drink, but only on Sunday, after family time, that is time for me. I don't mind telling anyone that drinks and drives that they are an ass hole. Glad I am finally building a car I like. I hope I never want to paint it. Seems like everyone has an opinion of how I should do it or paint it, and I don't give a shit what they want. Most people have no clue how much time/thought/effort goes into em Hate people that call my car a street rod, and call their 2004 Mustang a hot rod. Primer rules....
1.) I drive a Chrysler minivan and live in the suburbs, and enjoy it. 2.) I am at the point that I would rather pay someone to do work on my pontiac. 3.) I hate my job. 4.) I always have and always will respect Mike Ness. 5.) I drink Soy "Silk" milk sometimes and eat organic food, and like it. 6.) Sometimes, I miss California. 7.)Sometimes I really cant stand my wife. 8.)Sometimes I want to remove all my tattoos and start over Thats all I can think of right now..............
- my first car was a 72 super beetle - i own a vespa - my garage is cleaner than my house - i think i have a stocking/leg fetish - monster energy drink makes my pee neon - i drink entirely too much mountain dew - my daily driver is a volkswagen - i REALLY want to buy a new truck - i once shot myself in the hand with an arrow - my ford has red wheels and a flathead - i spend way too much time on the hamb - my boobs jiggle when i brush my teeth - i REALLY like welding - i'm not that good at welding - if hotrodtohell ever cuts his hair and shaves i will piss my pants. seriously
URINE on the FEET KILLS ATHLETES FOOT FUNGUS,, No SHIT,,,,,, It's a TRUE DEAL,,, something about ACIDIC QUALITY,,, I learned that shit FROM a GUY who was in WORLD WAR II,, he use to get it FROM the BEACHES,, and RAIN,,, I tried it AND it WORKED for me,,, I can SEND YOU SOME PISS if you want? I nailed thIs chick, Then she went to new york, to dance school....
1. My 49 will be a billetized street rod... 2. I too married a girl I met on the internet... 3. I had a body dropped mini truck once... 4. I shop at Home Depot... 5. I'm a cop because I like to carry a gun everywhere I go... 5a. I like to mess with people and get away with it... 6. I don't really care for the mexican blanket stuff, but don't hate anyone that does... 7. Some people just need killin'... JP
I like primer and shinny paint. I like SBC, flatheads, inlines, 500 Caddys, 455 Oldsmobiles, pretty much anything with a carb. I like odd shit like Oldsmobiles and Studebakers. I also like 32's, Tri fives, anything that's cool. I got friends with rusty shitboxes, and friends with $200K pro built shit. Cool people are cool people, no matter what they drive. I like music. Anything but disco or rap. It's all good. I don't hate ricers or mini trucks. Just hope they grow up to be hotrodders one day. I don't cuff my jeans 'cause I'm so short, in order to get the "proper" cuff I'd have to roll em to my knees. I ain't got a tat. Took me 50 years to figure out what I want on my body for the rest of my life, now I've got to find an artist I trust to do it. I ain't got a pomp 'cause I ain't got no hair. I like woman who are built like woman "Marilyn Monroe" I don't like woman that are built like little boys. I like porn, redheads, real big boobs "aka homegrown" I think Denise is nuckin futs, and that's what I love about her. I'm a Republican. I believe in God. I won't break your balls if you don't, Don't break my balls because I do.
1. I have a '68 Camaro... But hey, it does have 3 pedals! 2. I wore an old Von Dutch shirt last night... But that was only for the 'stupid hot chicks' out there! They go like: "Hey...Where did you get that, Brittney has that too!" VD isn't very big here... Yet... 3. Sometimes I throw with stuff, when I'm mad... 4. I never "built" a car, because I spend all my $$$ on travelling to the USA to do car & bike related stuff. 5. I really like old skool Cal-look VW's 6. I can tell you so much more stupid stuff... but I won't!
I read HAMB confessions. I have an old Corvette with low miles so I won't drive it. I always wanted a Maverick Grabber with a 302 and a 4 speed. I want to move back to Oregon I hate being bald I like Kid Rock songs, And when he says Fu$&(but you have have the cd to hear the bad words) And there's lot of stuff I will never tell anybody, especially you people
1. I like shiny paint - i used to HATE HATE HATE primer, but I'm over it and like it now. 2. I like all the gay michigan bitches - every girl should have a gay man or two in her life. 3. I actually am a Fag Hag. 4. I like animals more than people. 5. I sell drugs for a living, legally of course. 6. Scrapbooking is one of my favorite things to do. 7. Denise and I are lesbians 8. I have a VW beetle. 9. I have a 63 Serro Scotty frame. 10. I hope people will keep donating to the Joplin raffle so we can have one KICK ASS donation to his memorial.
[ QUOTE ] 1. 10. I married a goth girl. (as a matter of fact today is our anniversary, she went to VLV with me twice, and likes my cars) How about you.... [/ QUOTE ] NOW I know why you have that hearse. I have been obsessed with cars (Anything with wheels really) as long as I can remember. I hate SBC's and I have.....five of them. My daily is a Mercedes Diesel. I own a Volvo......well, ten actually. My first car was a 64 Riviera. I don't care what you drive as long as you like it and did at least some of the work on it. I like sports cars (I have a lotus seven and would love a Shelby Daytona Coupe). I can afford paint. I owned a Granada that wasn't a parts donor. I owned a 75 Camaro and liked it....a lot. I LOVE BUICKS I hate new Buicks (Harley Earl is rolling over in his grave). When I drink....It's Micro brew or a Cosmopolitan. I was driving a Neon Ralley car when I had my big wreck. I own a Harley but love my 65 Ducatti. Tit's can be too big. I'd drive stick but my cane keeps slipping off the pedal.
1. I wear cuffs cos me legs are too short. 2. My urine does kill foot stuff...(Mine not GERM's) 3. I can't go an hour without hearing music. 4. The HAMB and Porn are the only things i use the net for. 5. I hate my 'professional" job and would be happier doing manual labour...and will soon. 6. I think my car looks girly...but I still Like it. 7. I have been an alcoholic. 8. I want more drugs. 9. I love my girl. 10. most of my friends are girls and are cute..and I hate it..HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Cheers
- My first car was a '78 Toyota Corolla Wagon....it was so rusty that the fenders were held on with safety wire. - When I was a kid living back home I beat the shit out of every car I could get my hands on. - I've had several of my cars **seriously** air born. The Dukes have nothing on me. - I've outrun the cops several times.....years ago, of course. - I've had sex in every car I've owned except my '48 Tudor and thats only because its in pieces. - I've had plenty of cars. - I also like Monster Garage, Rides, Hot Rod TV, and American Chopper. - I'm open minded enough to realize that the kids today with their hot rodded imports (the serious ones, not the "muffler and sticker" crowd) are going to hold a place in history along side the hot rods, the kustoms and the muscle cars. - I was a Mopar guy before I was a Ford man. - I think that the only reason primer should be visible on your ride is because you can't afford shiny paint yet. - I lived in China for six months.....and liked it. - I truly loved my ex-wife but now the only reason I miss her is because her hands/arms were small enough to change the plugs on the driver side of my big block '69 Mach I..... its due for a plug change. - I've always liked muscle cars but the old iron has been an 'acquired' taste for me. - My dad had a restoration shop from the time I was 10 till I was 32. We did T's, A's, 30s and Fatty's. He HAD to pay me to get me to work on these things for him when I was a teen. Sick, huh? - I really enjoy driving new cars. - Dat Dirty Rat wasn't serious in his confessions but PackRat32 was......ooops, we're confessing here, not outing folks. Sorry. - I've got good intuition. I'm rarely totally wrong about anything......this gift, however, is not always a good thing. - I love to cook. I like beer and I like porn. You can do all three at once if youre careful. - I shop with my daughter at Hot Topic and buy her stuff that royally pisses off her mother. - My son wants a twin turbo Toyota Supra. He doesn't like my '48 Ford much and I think thats OK. He'll come around. - We build killer Chevies to support our serious Ford habit. - Despite what you see during your wildest dreams, having more than one woman in bed at a time is really a lot of work. -Bigchief.
Round 2: I don't know if I believe all/anything Germ has to say, but I find him damn entertaining. I'm afraid Germ will punch me if I ever meet him. I got stomped by 27 guys in a Burger King for looking weird. More than one woman in bed is a lot of work, but it was worth it, and I've been wishing for 23 years that it will happen again. An old girlfriend left me for my best friend. At their wedding I was his best man, and I got it on with her sister while the reception was happening and her husband was downstairs. I've never ridden anything bigger than a scooter. I've never thrown a punch at a person. I broke my hand punching a cinder block wall. I'm a drinker, not a drunk, and I'm good at it. I've flown planes and jumped out of them. I still don't know a damn thing about cars. I haven't got a damn clue about much of anything.
Wow, My internet connection has been down for 4 days (Thanks, Concast subcontractors for destroying the switching box in my back yard while trying to upgrade it) and ya sure miss alot here on the HAMB. What an interesting and funny post. I'll bite................ 1. I had painted my mild custom Bonneville black primer with red steelies in 1980 and still love the look. 2. My only true love is Pinstriping and I don't do enough of it. 3. I wish I could be a Gay Michigan Bitch. 4. I don't do drugs on account I know I would love it too much. 5. I hate my day job, but I'm really good at it. 7. I hate being married. 8. With every post, I have come to appreciate Germ, and think he's a stand up guy. 9. I'm addictied to the HAMB and make no excuses for it. 10. I think today is the best times, although if I knew I would miss the '70's so much, I would have lived it even harder and collected more of it. 11. I cuffed my jeans in '75-'76 and still prefer "Boot Cut" style. 12. If I was 25 years younger, I would have "Hot Rods to Hell" tattooed on my neck. 13. The only thing Heart Attacks are good for is changing your life for the better and improving yourself, if you survive it. Well there, a even dozen. That was fun! Thanks I needed that. Joel
- I like paint and primer - I REALLY like surface rust on original old cars - I like to look at severly low "Death Rods" but would never own one - I hate radials on old cars (They just dont look right) - I have never owned a motorcycle - I like puppys - I am in touch with my feminine side (I touch it all the time!) - Orcabetties give me wood - I have had 3 Camaros......................
My first car was a 62 Cadillac. I traded it for a VW. I still have all the model cars I built as a kid. I am a conservative longhair. I once owned 5 Corvettes at the same time. Now I only have 4. I've met Jesse James, rode with Billy Lane, ate with Dick Guldstrand and Dave Hill, worked on Ricky Van Shelton's cars, attended Zora Duntov's birthday party, partied with Jimmy Page.....and I'm still a nobody. I have more projects than most people here(not all--but most) I have a trailer and I USE it(uhh..see above) My ex-wife left me for a cop. Now he's one of the few cops I'm thankful for. I quit using cocaine in '87.("Cocaine's a POWERFUL drug"--Rick James) I sold my rust-free 32 3-window 13 years ago cause I couldn't afford to "street rod" it.(yea, I was stupid then) I won't walk across the street for a car show, but I'll drive a thousand miles for a swap meet. I trailered my Harley to Sturgis last year. I'd rather help my friends than help myself. The HAMB has become my social life.
My first car was a Beetle I don't like green cars but I bought one yesterday I used to own a MGA and a GT40 I've never been a drinker but I used to smoke I've tried coke but I prefer a doobie I enjoy being bald I used to work for the government doing things I can't talk about I learn something from this message board every day When I started my rod I didn't have a clue much less any kind of skill I love being married My Hupp is the car I've always wanted to own I only use the internet for the HAMB and eBay
[ QUOTE ] 3. I love pinball (prefer non-digital machines - I want a Evil Knevel and Capt Fantastic machine [/ QUOTE ] this one tattoo shop i went to in hollywood has one. the crazist thing happened one day. Evel Knevel walks thru the door. saw the machine and autographed. a really nice guy. the only confessions i make are to my precher. since i'm a non practiceing cataholic i guess i'll just keep them to myself.
i'm joining in here kinda late, but: 1) i like "Billet" cars...but will never own one 2) i love flat color bodies w/ metal flake roofs 3) i would like to own an old '40s or '50s motorcycle 4) and last, i'm 25 and still don't know how to drive a stick shift
I don't drink, smoke or do drugs. Never did. I have had the same hairstyle for 16 years. My wife is my soulmate. I have 2 Saabs, my and wife's daily. For a class in college I had to stick my arm up a cows ass. I used to work in an office where I surfed the HAMB all day but got my work done so nobody important cared. I play lacrosse. I play Half-Life online WAAAAAAYYYYYYY to much. (But I'm ranked in the top 20 out of 1600 most of the time on the server.) I have to many projects and I don't care. I listen to 80s retro. Cure, Depeche Mode, Furs, New Order etc... People I am around think I know alot about cars, but on here I am a retard comparitively. I now think I am cool because I have the same metal office chair in my shop that Cole Foster is sitting on in his interview on the Mad Fab DVD. My 2 1/2 yr old daughter is the best.
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