My go, my go.... I don't drink, smoke or do drugs I have more tattoos than you can shake a stick at I'm fat I'm going bald I have fucked 400 hookers I lived in the orient for 13 years I've been in jail in Thailand and The Philippines I've been mugged I've been to 32 different countries I'm a time served machinist by trade I've been stabbed I used to drink massive amounts of booze I love big tits I've had two women in the rack at the same time, a few times I love even bigger tits I have a '34 Morris rod under construction It won't be shiny and polished when finished I'm a qualified skydiver I passed my car test aged 29 I passed my bike test aged 17 I can weld I can fabricate I can swim I can wiggle my ears without using my hands I have a Filipino wife and a 3 year old daughter who love me I'm fairly happy and content with my life, just wish I had more money!
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