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Hot Rods CONTEST: I'm Going To WRITE a Couple of BOOKS.....NEED a TITLE!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by KIRK!, Nov 25, 2008.

  1. povertyflats
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    I second "Pedal to the Metal"...
     
  5. Jaker
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    nevermind, my idea was taken:
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. povertyflats
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    We need some input from Roger Jetter, he has cool names like "burning rubber and banging gears"
     
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  10. "From Tradition to Tragedy"
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    :D Just kidding!


     
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  12. povertyflats
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    sleeping with a bunch of sailors to hot rod`s ?
     
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  16. 40StudeDude
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    What KIRK hasn't told you is that he is going to be very, very busy writing... because he agreed to write the introduction to my 4th book...tentatively titled "War" stories, a tribute to by-gone days."

    And thanx, Poverty-flats, for the vote of confidence, but I actually "stole" the title to my first book from JimA (former editor of GG's Gazette)...it was he that named my GG's column "Bangin' The Gears"...

    R-
     
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  18. LOWCAB
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    I'll add more as they come to mind.
     
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  19. povertyflats
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  20. Note: the title should reflect the content, so what exactly will your perspective be?

    Will it be along the lines of...

    "redefining Hot Rod history"

    "Traditional Hot Rodding with historical significance" (note: alternative suggestions for words to replace 'significance' with 'truth', 'relevance', 'facts')

    'Traditional lies, historical facts'

    or, more of a visual treat with a 'Kirk' take?

    'Traditional ain't Trinkets' (Note: poor use of words, but it kinda works).

    Cheers,

    Drewfus
     
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    i like that one Paul!!!!
    class from the past
    "the speed of life"
    unsung hero's or hot rodding"
    dude wheres my hotrod"?:p
    hot rods, skank broads [some dork will think it sounds like a killer show title:rolleyes::D
    3 pedals, one depends....
    sexual chocolate
     
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    I enjoy the company of men............
    oh and the title of your book should be "Tug-boat captain"
     
  23. GaryC.
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    BLOWN!
    Kirk's guide for
    closeted rat rodders!

     
  24. breeder
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    i just shit my pants! DAMN YOU!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D
     
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    "Faster!"
     
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    The Beginning of Hotrods
     
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    one word,,,,,,, thundercougarfaconbird.......
     
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