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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Boyd Who, May 14, 2009.

  1. LANCE-SPEED
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    It looks like one leg is shorter than the other, say to him "not even"?
     
  2. jerseyboy
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  3. Degreaser
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    If you found him in leaves, he'd be russell.
     
  4. rusty28a
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    If he was floating in a pool with no arms and legs his name would be ...bob.
     
  5. Laying in a hole...Phil.
     
  6. skane
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    from pa


    No, that was his wife....... her name was Eileen:D
     
  7. six pack to go
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    He must be a mafia hit victim, no hands or feet to fingerprint! Sorry, Im from Joisey!
     
  8. duste01
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    It actually looks an aweful lot like the repop oranaments that jc whitney sold, only broken.
     
  9. phukinartie
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    And if she was found in japan she would be called Irene
     
  10. Boyd Who
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    You could get him to help steal something and call him Rob.
    Damn...this turned into a stupid thread!! :D
     
  11. Remindes me of an episode of X-Files. Toss it in the trunk and call it Ma.
     
  12. mr57
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    I'm pretty sure that Clark Kent gave it to Bruce Wayne to stick on his black car, but it did't fit with the whole 'bat' motif, so Brucey tossed it.........
     
  13. mr57
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    well, then keep looking for the rest of it because THAT car was a 58 Caddy ragtop......
     
  14. Throw him on the grill and call him Frank.


    .....now look for his girlfriend...Patty.
     
  15. junk yard kid
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    this reminds me of the guy on here that paid ten bucks for an old ford 8n radiator cap and thought he got a good deal till i told him i paid 8 bucks for a brand new one
     
  16. hahahahahahahaha, he said "wang" !!:D
     
  17. silversink
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    Hell just package it up and give to a lawyer and sign it Sue Ivanscrewed
     
  18. LANCE-SPEED
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    Have him go to Helen Wate
     
  19. B.A.KING
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    jay leno ain't got NUTHIN on you folks.:D:D:p
     

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