Cured Pork aka: HAMBer's on the Salt

Hellbound Kootch.......put a lid on it!

 

hey MIKEY "johnson",,,,,
i am a PROFESSIONAL bitch,,,
everyone KNOWS it,,,
see if i make you BURGERS in the RAIN again,,,

MISS hootch

PS I will RULE bonneville next year with BEERKOOTCHES

 

If doing donuts on the salt was even hinted to me at ANY time during my visit there, that they were uncool/frowned upon, I certainly would not have done it. NO ONE came out to inform us and we were out there for at least an hour taking photos and chatting. I was under the impression there are very few "rules" and if someone from the "Save the Salt" organization, or anyone else for that matter, would have come up to me at any time and let me know it was harmful, I would not have done what I did, nor would I have continued to do it more then a few times each day. Neither I or Big Olds was hard to find during the whole weekend. I do NOT apoligize for my behavior. Now that I know it is frowned upon I won't do donuts in the future, plain and simple as that.

 

Apologies are for the weak and unsure!

I have been known to have sex in churches so defiling is a habit.

Oil lines for miles down the salt so that hotrodders can go fast, wrecks at over 400 MPH, engines coming apart all over the place, diesel racers spewing tons of soot, drunk go cart riders turning over, left over food trash blowing about, spilled fuel, spilled oil, leaky shoddy built cars, kool aid fights, tent stakes driven into the ground, and numerous other vastly more destructive things have been going on at the salt since the 1800's.

My donuts were destructive and uncool? A true hotrodder who drove his car to the salt and then proceeded to have fun in it caused offense? To all those that were offended please stand in line to kiss my hotrod ass. I salute you with the middle finger of each hand. I will also say that I will be back to "desecrate" the salt in the years to come.

As a tax payer and a hotrodder I own the salt and shall use it as I see fit. In the truest traditions of hotrodders everywhere I will go fast and make turns.

TTThhhhhbbbbbtttttt.

 

is the salt flats a waste land or highly fertile soil?