Not my dad but my uncles (my moms brother) Are you smart like your mother, or stupid like your father ? Always answered “ stupid like my father “
"Every time you use it is one less time its going to work." Also called me ***hole a lot. But he's still my best friend and I don't know what the hell I would do without him.
There ain’t a tool made that if you don’t try hard enough YOU can’t break! One of his favorites. Sent from my iPhone using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
Tighter than a b*** fiddle in a boar’s ***! He’s brain ****ed and if your not careful, he will brain **** you too! Sent from my iPhone using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
No where I'd rather be than right here reading all these responces, although all different they are all have so similar a meaning it makes me remember and I am not sure weather to laugh or cry. And did both.