Deal With It...

Quadruple AMEN !!!! I'm printin' that out and blowin' the sum***** up as large as I can and hangin' it on my garage wall !!! DEAL WITH IT !!

JERSEY SKIP

 

The perception of men has been going down hill for quite a few years now. And guess what? We're allowing it to happen by not acting like MEN.

Frank

 

YES-I for one am tired of the networks campaign toeither convert us all to Gay life or endear us to the real ones that exist.......I think that kind of stuff has no place in TV programming -especially when very young kids of both ***es watch it unsupervised...[sound like my parentsNOW huh?]
Basically Hollywood and the Government are catering to their PEERS..........I do think the cartoons on Sat Night Live are funny....[the ambiguouslyGAY DUO.]....but during early evening hours it is just wrong.are there any GAY car clubs?is theHAMB one? Germ can let me have it now

 

(Just let me hear some of that) OLD TIME ROCK & ROLL!

 

Holy ****! HaHaHaHa! I read no other reponses to this so some others may feel the same. But I must admit, You got it dead on, chiefy! Oh man, that tirade amused me! But it made total sense. Your sentiment rocks brother!

 

I believe in the pendulum theory. Things swing one way, from one extreme, past middle of the road, to another extreme. Right now were on the "men are idiot pussies" extreme, at least from what the idiot *****-fied media is trying to tell us. But, I think where the rubber meets the road, most men agree about what's been said here. TV tells us what they want us to believe, not what the common opinion is.

I really don't have a problem with the homos, hey, what they want to do in the bedroom is their business. But it should stay their business. Don't force it on me. You want to hump another guy, or a sheep, fine. As long as it isn't hurting anyone, whatever. I don't want to see a friggin parade about it. You can live your own life, but that doesn't mean I have to live it too.

For my own sanity, I don't watch tv, other than tech/car shows.

 

I'd like to buy you a beer! Well said.

 

The term "retro***ual" sounds pretty gay to me.

 

TESTIFY ! It's time to put an end to the "Queering of America" Men made this country and if we stand silently by and let the f*cknuts screw it up, well it'll be our own damn fault.

 

JIM A is a FAUXPATINA-GOLFCART***ual.

 

Hey all.... got this, and it goes with al this ****... enjoy.... 8 beers too much -Scott

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are 'OUR' rules!

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the h***le.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

 

That was great. I agree with everything, I guess I'm a normal guy.

 

Agreed fellas, but I had been on this rant many years ago! I called it the "PUSSIFYING of America". Seems everything ***ociated with the male culture was being outlawed, or harr***ed into hiding. Think about it. First no booze commercials, or smoking ads on TV. Then banning them from sports shows. Making drinking harder to do. Banning smoking everywhare (even tho I don't smoke, I feel bad for my buddies standing in the cold and rain to do so). Deifying the 'sensitive man', while criticizing the 'caveman'. Practically outlawing fast cars (this was in the late 80's guys), building *****mobiles from the Big 3. Car guys more interested in building 'VANS" than hot rods. This trend has been building momentum for many years, guys, but it's really getting out of hand when society glorifies gays. I dont' bash gays for what they are, but don't ask me to legitimize their marriages, or let them into church ministry, or the Boy Scouts. If you've chosen an alternate life style, live with some limits to it! What are our kids going to grow up learning?

 

you got it right there chief!
God designed men to be men, and women to be women for a reason. You don't have to be a **** to be a real man either,
another thing, to add to that post.....
Real men stand up and fight for their families,
Real men don't knock up chicks, then leave them and let the mommy raise the kids. Kids need a Real man to look up to...
it's the lack of a real man in the house that leads to alot
of crime and ***gy nonsense in this world. *note* not all
kids without a dad come out gay or messed up, but it sure does make a difference if there isn't a Real man in the family somewhere to show them kids. I had three around me, I consider myself lucky. The last words out of my Grandpa Brown's mouth before he went to sleep and died (to my Grandma Brown)...."come here you old hieffer and gimme a kiss". He died in his sleep after coming home from the hospital from having several heartattacks, the day before he died, he fixed some shelves in the house for my Grandma.
The world needs more Real men. Stand up and be counted, there ain't nothing wrong with the boy scouts telling gays they aren't allowed! Good on them. here's another one....
Real men don't give handouts, homeless, street bums, get a ****in job like a man. Like my Baptist preacher once said in a sermon about that...." if you don't have a job, your job is to find a job". Real men ain't embarrased to say they love the Lord. After all, God is THE man. All us men were created in His image. He made us with all our manly instincts.....to build, to hunt, to sweat more than women, etc. etc. The bible is full of storys of real men. Not pulp ffiction books, or "esquire" magazine....It took a real man
to get back stabbed, and then beaten and crucified without complaining about it. He dealt with it. anyway, those are just my thoughts on what a real man is in addition to Charlie's list. Charlie, your post is the best post I've read here for at least a year. o/t or not.
john

 

Why am I reminded (by this) of Tim Allen on Home Improvement?

 

true huh.....that's funny

 

and you have the LUXERY to play FOOTBALL coach on SUNDAYS while sitting on the couch with a BAG of DORRITOS.....

I SUGGEST you PICK up a WEAPON and STAND a POST!

 

I did that for 4 years in the military already.

 

Great post man....that says it all. Just shows you that Elvis had it right with the TCB....keep on Takin' Care of Business....

 

I've waited to hear some others say what I've been thinking all along. If a person wants to be homo***ual thats their business. Hell, at one time my thought was. "More females for the rest of us!" But since Amie's around I don't think that any more. The two things that piss me off about this gay movement are as follows.

1. For years (well since they all started coming out of the closet) all we've heard is. "This is who we are,don't try to change us." Well guess what. We're guys. We act crude, live sloopy and enjoy things the stereotypical gay man doesn't. Since they insist we don't try to change them. Who do they think they are to try and change us? Where I'm from thats called a hypocrit.

2. Gays couples adopting children. Let me get this right. You don't want a hetero relationship but you want the benefits. why? The beauty of childbirth ( I know it ain't purty , I saw the films in school) is created using members of the opposite ***es. You don't like the oppisite ***? Then you've chose to give up the chance to have a child. Live with it!



Plus if I choose to drive a rough looking, gas guzzling out of date non computerized relic. Thats my choice. I've chose to spend more on fuel, get dirty keeping it on the road and go on wild goose chases to find the parts needed to keep me cruisin'. I enjoy this automotive lifestyle. I don't have a show where I come to some other person's house and take away their Liza CDs,tear down their posters of Broadway Plays and then put up a American Graffiti poster, fill their frig with beer and crush their Echo and replace it with a chopped and channeled ,nailhead powered Model A.


All in all it boils down to one thing. Do what you want to do, just don't try to force it on others. That,is true world harmony.

 

Next thing you know they will have a group of gay guys that don't get along *****ing at one another while trying to build a hot rod.............scary.....

"Queer Eye for the Boyd Guy"???????

 

heres what Fred has to say about it http://www.fredoneverything.net/FOE_Frame_Column.htm ---- Nowhere to Hide------

 

DING DING DING!!! Somebody mentioned it!!! "Rockasilly" god just about every ****ing post on this board has to have some mention it. I think therapy is needed for those who are traumatized by what music others listen to.

And on another note..........

Ya know George Carlin did a skit about this years ago some time in the 80's. He called it "the pussification of the American male".




and on another note.........isin't this about hot rods?

 

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What's really sad is that products are being marketed this way now. Look at Bounty paper towels. Pertty good product. But now they are pushing it with a effeminate ****stani hispanic (their label not mine).

Gay is definatly in. Hopefully lots of the rockasillies hop on the trend, sell off the tin they've bought and go play hide the weiney with their pals

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Why dosen't everyone shut up..get a cold beer and head directly to the feakin' garage.

Cheers.

 

I'm with you all the way on this one Charlie.
It's been a burr under my saddle for a while now.

"Everyone is happier in the end when men act like men, and women act like women."

Great quote, full of Truth.
Something not taught too many places now a days.
Something not learned by many whenit was taught..

Amen.
r

 

Good God, we've got a lot of "real men" getting their doinks in a twist over nothing here.
Are y'all really feeling this threatened?
Ain't nobody out there trying to make you heteros gay, and if watching a "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" marathon starts giving you twinges down there, you're probably skating on wobbly blades to begin with.

My point is, is that I don't give a **** about what's on the media, it doesn't affect me one way or the other.
Sure I'm entertained by some of it, South Park, Iron Chef, The Daily Show, The Simpsons are some of my faves, but I don't think there's some sort of agenda to queerify straights.

And sure it's true that males, especially white males, do get bashed in the media more than others, but maybe you had it coming. Deal with that.

Real tough muther****ers like me aren't threatened by any attack on my persona, because whatever your preconceived notions about me are, they're 90% wrong.

I'll gladly parade down the street in a pink mummu and a pair of bunny slippers just to piss you "real men" off.

Grow some balls, take care of your own house and don't worry about the small ****.

Amen, my ***!!!!

 

Good point Nads. The whole gay thing will fall out of style too, but theres still plenty of non-gay t.v. to be seen.

But I did enjoy the retro***ual speach.