Death, Evil, the Devil and hotrods?? A question

Aw, c'mon! How lame is a handle like "1950_StudeMan" or "2_low_49?"The point is to be creative. I'd much rather see something interesting like "Mephistofuelies" or "Anal-gasm" or just your real name. How about "butt reynolds?" That was the best! If you're going to hide behind a moniker, at least have some fun with it.

I'm going to license a couple of names for use here if any of you lurkers want to enter the fray:

2shitty2trailer
Massengil_Disposable_Deuce
RodGod
FigPucker
JesusSaves_Ispend
Rotten_Bastard
ICheatOnMyTaxes
...and last but not least: Evil_Deadly_Devil_Fucker