Aim better next time! After a hard night of partying in Tijuana, I got busted on weapons and drug possession charges and spent the last year in a Mexican jail.
I certainly did sweetheart! Glad your back. Your still gonna keep our little secrets though... right???
I'm innocent I tell ya. The contraband belonged to those skinny blond chicks. I got out in time to hitch a ride to Famosa with some migrant farm workers heading to the Central Valley for the g**** harvest. There I stowed away in Don's coupe at the CHRR. The following week we went on the R&C Ego-Rama. I was supposed to hitch a ride for that event last year but I got detained. It's just as well he didn't make it all the way through last year anyway.
We got to hook up with Bob K. at Herb Martinez's shop. Bob was getting the green Chebbie striped. When I first saw these tape lines I thought the "Line Dr." moniker might have had something to do with drugs. It looked like the lines were going to be way too big for the car.
With an 8" chop Kris needs a seeing eye dog to drive his coupe. He must've left the dog at home so, I had to navigate for him from the gunsight.
OMG, WELCOME BACK MR BONES. Hope life wasn't too rough in the joint. Looks like you just said no to the prison tats.
What did I tell you? HUH? What did I say to you before you took off with TMAN? "Stay out of Mexico.", I said. "People in Mexico are wierd, and all messed up on drugs, and all into crazy, twisted, donkey *** stuff... and **** like that.", I told you... ...and what do you do? You go to Mexico. I'm sorry. I'm just glad you're alright... I knew you'd gnaw your way out of whatever was keeping you from us. I'm glad your "Jodie Foster" saved you from whatever "Silence of the HAMBs" ordeal you've been through. I just hope you still have your dignity... Ha ha ha!!! You're a HAMBer... dignity is NOT an issue. Glad to have you back... I'm gonna drink a shot of gasoline, in your honor. JOE
Good thing you didn't have your **** on you when you got put in that Mexican prison.. I wondered where you bean.
So, who was the SPODE that kept MR BONES out of the loop for over a year? I cant believe there is a good excuse?
I don't know about everyone else but I had given up on you. From what I had learned from your short time here I thought you had teamed up with some ****** and were taking advantage of lonely truckers somewhere on the interstate. I remember when Rocky reported you were making advances on Mrs. Rocky and drinking all of his beer. Kinda made me wonder what the Gay Michigan *****es would do to entertain you if you ever showed up here. I'm willing to forget your shortcomings so if you have plans on stopping out this way just let someone know where to pick you up and we'll throw caution to the wind to show you a good time. Just remember Fuelpump and I need our rest, we're getting old. Frank
He showed up in my car at the CHRR. I'll take him on a couple more adventures and then p*** him on to someone who's making a road trip somewhere.
Cool Don, as silly as it seems, Bones means something to many of us. Does he have his packet and disposable camera? Several pics that cant be reclaimed there........
Oh WOW!!! Either it's late... I'm tired... or that shot of gas went right to my head... ...but BOBK's Jesus statue just winked at me. JOE
.............a few points................. #1) WELCOME BACK Dude!! I sure have missed you and your adventures. #2) You've been gone so long and there are so many "newbies" that you may want to consider an introduction? #3) I have it from an "inside source" that this was your cellmate/***** and that you were in no hurry to get out of the Mexican joint??
It's great to hear from you, it's been a while. I've never been to Mexico, but I have been to Groveland, kinda like the same place really. I hope they weren't too hard on your Gringo ***. Wait, you don't have an ***! I live my life vicariously through you. The things you do, I do in my head. Or is that my skull?
Glad to have ya back Mr. Bones. Next time you go to TJ remember the drugs and guns for the cops. They do tend to get cranky. Next time they ask if those are your drugs you say: "Nope, they're yours, I was just holding them for you!" Remember, The law is 9 tenths of possession... Did the desk sgt. show you his Seeeester? She's a virgin. His momma's a virgin too... The duck & the Normskull were hoping to hang out with you at Bonneville. Maybe next year. The normskull says he's glad you've come to Jesus...
MrB. Glad you're back Last time I saw MrBones Denise was teaching him how to drag race at the HAMB Drags 03. By the way the Lizard says he has a bone to pick with you. Something about a package of "Salt" and some guns you two were working on at B'ville last year. TZ
Welcome back Mr. Bones, I figured you were long gone. I see you haven't lost your touch with the ladies. Were you in Don's coupe when he did his Bob Bondurant impersonation?
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