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Yep, was the day of my senior prom. I burped gasoline all night...

 

I got a real mouthful when siphoning gas from my '62 Olds. I swallowed a good amount of it. Still a ton better than any wine I have sampled.

 

Try siphoning diesel. Tastes worse than any greasy spoon hamburger you ever ate…

 

My Dad had a spray painter working in his panel shop who liked a bit of weed during the day. One day we saw him trying to siphone paint thinner from a 15 gallon drum into a bucket to clean his guns. We had to point out there were better ways to do it.
His reply "Been doin' it this way all my life".

 

Years ago, the neighbors daughter told me about how raccoons can carry some nasty disease. I had no idea what she was talking about so I Googled it and found out they quite often carry something called raccoon round worm in their*****. Apparently, if ingested, the bug eats the back of your eyeballs, rendering you blind, then the bug heads for your brain. Not kidding.

Anywho, one day I saw a small puddle under my car, on the driveway. Hmmm, I'll just dip my finger in it then touch it to my tongue. I can't remember what it actually ended up being (it was car related) but I do remember thinking what an idiot I was for tasting some random wet spot on the driveway. It could have been anything ... piss, whatever. Needless to say, I have NEVER done that again