Door logo/business's that are clever or...

Great ideas!

 

U.R. RANK. septic tank service.

 

Septic system company in my area's motto is...... "your shit is our bread and butter"

 

When i was a little kid there was a used car lot in missoula mt. called the lemon orchard. The sign said "quality used cars". I thought about painting it on my truck but never did.

 

I don't know about where you live, In Oregon if you have a company name on your vehicle the cops can't cite you for driving with a freakin cell phone stuffed in your ear
mine I sto;e from MAZOOMA

...........................MIRACLE GLASS
.............IF THE JOB IS GOOD- IT'S A MIRACLE

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this is on the side of a POS Aerostar with no phone number

 

and Larry's in Atascadero Calif. I have one of their Tshirts. before the internet you could get away with it

 

There was a law firm here years ago called Jyp Yuen Goh. Really.

Here's an old one along the lines of what's been posted:

Kentucky Fried Crematorium
You kill 'em We grill 'em

There's a window treatment company in town that has on their trucks:
A blind man drives this truck.

 

A fellow by the name of Stiff had a mortuary in Fort Qu'Appelle Saskatchewan back in the forties and fifties. His meat wagon had 'Stiff's Funeral Home' lettered on the sides. Honest.

 

I used to drive a '81 Dodge maxi van it was well worn . On the back door I wrote "RED GREEN CONSTRUCTION " a division of " Possum Lodge Holdings" 1-800-DUC-TAPE or 1-800-ASK-HRLD.
I had many cars pass me then slow down to look then speed back up again pass me, laughing and pointing . Always make them laugh. Rob.

 

Same thing here in Mo. there are 3 dif.septic companys around here and they all have the same logo on thier trucks

 

Gee that seems really familiar...hmmmm
...me in 1969....

 

I got permission from the 80+ something year old former owner of a local drag strip to do a "re-creation" of one of their track support vehicles.
The lettering and dragster are exactly as they used from late 50s til mid 60s until the track name was changed.

So is this gay too???

 

you call we haul thats all

 

a septic truck in town says:
"We are #1 in the #2 business!"

 

My cousin was in a frat in college,and they took their pic for the school yearbook in front of one of those trailers!

 

Perfect!

 

Real one:

Dick's Driveline in Phoenix
"You'll get the shaft and love it."

 

Sorry guys................but I don't believe half this stuff.
But I have had fun...........

 

A friend of mine has a sewer and septic buisiness. He has "Turd Hearse" lettered on his pumper trucks.

 

My dad's tow trucks had " Always on our tows" across the front of the hoods.

 

I made a pair of magnetic signs for a local butcher shop that he only put on his van for special occassions. They said...."You can beat our prices,but you can't beat our Meat".......

 

What about..... Bills electrical, let us remove your shorts

 

Kentucky
radiators, the best little core house in town, or mr radiator, the only place in town to take a leak

 

Here are a few I've seen at Goodguy's Events.
Still working on mine 'Grass Valey & Old Fart Railroad'

 

That's awsome my father had Coca Cola Kid/ Cabage Town on his. Oh and Antiestablishmentarianism listed as his religion on gov't forms when one was required to list such things. Hippies

 

Since my car came with original logos do I have to sand them off so I am not called gay? One was Navajo-Apache Telephone Systems from the 30's. Painted over that is an insurance company from the 50's.

Stevenson Landscape: let us put a bubbler in your bush....

 

Murphy's Meat Market... "You can lick our chops but you can't beat our meat!"

 

29sportcoupe: That door is fantastic.

 

idunno if it would make a good logo.. BUT... here it goes anyways. I guess it could be for a fastener company.. wanna screw? have a picture of a screw.. No? wanna hold my nuts instead? then a picture of 2 nuts...