Double entendre hot rod terms....

fine or course threaded nuts

 

four banger

 

If I tell my buddy to check out those headlights he ain't lookin' for cars.

 

What do dagmars look like?

 

Being in education, that one does it for me. I always chuckle a bit.

 

No coy way to explain this, but...

My girlfriend has always called mommy parts a "box"
and daddy parts a "wrench."

She just about fell on the floor when I asked my buddy to hand me a box wrench.

 

shaved!

 

knobs, shaft, press fit, trim, head, and my favorite flooring: tongue & groove.

 

Alright then, Frenched.

 

Just look at your avitar!-MIKE

 

9-inch 3rd member at that!

 

Oh, I know what they look like.............

 

and had fuel coming out the nipple.[/quote from Silent Orchestra]


Oh my!

 

once I heard about a mopar guy who had a purple shaft in his wedge

 

ridge reamer
winch
come along
push rod
prime the pump

 

I've got a long-arm 'shaft in my flatty.

And I wish I could get a quickie.

 

-Lug nuts (lug as in carry)
-Bump-'er
-Trim
-Hood (female genitalia)
-Heater (gun)
-Crank
-Piston (pissed on)
-Mount
-Member (3rd, cross or K)
-Knob
-Drive Shaft
-Joint (Universal)
-Rear
-Slot (mags)
-

 

Hemi end (Hyemn)

 

Sorry, but I like Trim at the top of the list.

 

The bunghole thread rocks!



PS: Heh, heh you said bunghole, heh heh

 

Like that!

 

This thread went twenty items and nobody came up with "male - female threads" yet? Shame on you all. You may never grow up to be dirty old men.

 

.......

 

I was gonna mention male and female electrical connectors, but I think I already burned up all my good karma with my last post.

 

SOCK

Oh, sorry, thats just us.

 

anyone mentioned four on the floor? straight 8, (or straight 6 for some of us)? And we all love merc flatties for their long stroke. i laughed at my dad once for telling me to "get that jack off the trailer" once. Come to think of it...that was just last week

 

Dykes Automobile Encylopedia and Instruction.
where you can find chapters on 'head jobs',including chapters on how to price them...
Some of the old ads were kind out there too...

 

and one for the ladies...


yeah everybody talks about the guy with the big richard...

 

Hookers....when only the best will do

 

i don't know about you Acedave but personally i got a slant six with a headliner