Dr Bluto's Lab

I've been packing all this shit up and thought I'd share some of the strange stuff with you all.

I'll post the instructions later tonight

We'll start with something easy

 

diameter checker things

for crank journals...?

 

looks like a 3 piece muffler bearing setting tool..could it be? say it aint so!
i havent been looking for one of those...

 

probably for checking cranks on a BMW...

 

Shit ......those are Rolls Canardly runout gauges !!!

 

Guess No. 1:
Wing alignment measurement clamps for blue-green parrots.

Guess No. 2.
Claw screws to torture blue-green parrots when they don't give the answer to what the "thingies" really are.

 

Hemi piston height gages

 

Wigwam For A Ducks Ass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I don't know what they are but one of them is backwards.

 

Paper weights?

 

Miller Carb float setting gauges? Could also come in handy for Bugatti mechanic finger correction after installing a GP car clutch.

 

Some sort of deck height setting tool??!!!????!!?!?

 

girth checker.

 

"rod" alignment tool, for straightening bent "rods"

 

Part of the left ass cheek from the old robot in lost in space..........Bert

 

Of Bert & Ernie ............ Bert's the one with the pointed head

OK here are the instructions

This is a Federal Mogul tool for measuring the crank in the car

I'll put more crap out as I uncover it