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DUCT TAPE NEWS: Man binds bear bites with duct tape

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Mike Zenor, Sep 26, 2003.

  1. Low tech medical repairs, from MSNBC...

    <a href=http://www.msnbc.com/news/972149.asp?0cv=CB20>Man binds bear bites with duct tape</a>

    Alaskan hunter was attacked by grizzly on remote trail

    WASILLA, Alaska, Sept. 26 — A hunter attacked by a grizzly bear on a remote trail said he used duct tape to bind his bite wounds, then rode an all-terrain vehicle to his pickup truck and drove himself to a hospital.

    BILL MURPHY said the Sept. 17 attack happened after he surprised a grizzly cub and its mother on a trail about 50 miles northeast of Anchorage where he was hunting for moose and sheep.
    “I didn’t even have time to jump,” Murphy said.
    Murphy grabbed his rifle but before he could raise it, the mother bear pinned him face-down.
    It then clamped her jaws around his right shoulder and started shaking him like a rag. He said he felt teeth pressing against his skin, then a pop as they sliced through.
    At some point, the bear let go, then stood over Murphy, panting and drooling onto his head. All he could think about was a bear attack over the summer near the Russian River where a man was bitten on the face and blinded.
    “I just lay perfectly still and said, ’God, don’t bite my head,”’ Murphy said.
    Finally, the bear moved away. Murphy said he got up, planning to shoot the bear, but it had broken his rifle.
    Murphy said he wrapped duct tape around his shoulder and cut up a cloth bag to wrap around his thigh. He hiked out to his four-wheeler, rode about 15 miles back to his pickup truck and drove a half hour to Valley Hospital in Palmer.
    The 54-year-old said he has no idea how long the attack lasted, but it felt like “two lifetimes.”
    “I can laugh about it now, but I wasn’t laughing then,” he said.
     
  2. raven
    Joined: Aug 19, 2002
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    raven
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    I love duct tape.
    r
     
  3. Hellfish
    Joined: Jun 19, 2002
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    Hellfish
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    why was he carrying duct tape while hunting? hunting moose by himself? how was he going to get it back to the truck?
     
  4. Tim
    Joined: Mar 2, 2001
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    Tim
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    from KCMO

    well ya never know when your gona need duct tape;)

    ummm i would asume if he could walk to the four wheeler to drive to the truck with a riped up shoulder. im preety sure he could make it to the four wheeler healthy to go back and drag a moose to the truck

    just a thought

    tim
     
  5. Smokin Joe
    Joined: Mar 19, 2002
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    Moose are STOOPID, you can usually shoot them from the truck. [​IMG] (Still gotta cut it up to load it without help tho.)
    He was probably looking for a place to scan for sheep when he got nailed. I always carry duct tape when hunting. The O.D. Green stuff, not the silver. I taped an axe cut closed in a dip****'s leg once so he could make it to the hospital. Used it to patch holes in tents, to make tents out of plastic sheet, to tape stuff to a packframe, lots of things. Stuff's almost as handy as a ****** that can cook! [​IMG]
     
  6. scarliner
    Joined: Sep 3, 2003
    Posts: 622

    scarliner
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    from Macon Mo.

    Hey,that guy was really lucky and shook up,and I know because if he had been really calm and collected,he would have just DUCT TAPED his gun back together and shot that damn bear!
    Ah Duct tape you gotta love it!No one should leave home without it!That gives me an ideal!Everyone is complaining about too many black primer rods nowdays,I think I may cover my hole car with duck tape and say I painted it mercedes silver and it didnt turn out that good
    !
     
  7. Flynn's_57
    Joined: May 10, 2002
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    Flynn's_57
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    from Nor*Cal

    scarliner-
    I think you SHOULD do that...
     
  8. Humboldt Cat
    Joined: Feb 20, 2003
    Posts: 2,235

    Humboldt Cat
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    from Eureka, CA

    Wow- hey my Uncle Slim used live near Wasilla, in Talkeetna, wonder if he knows that guy. Great story!
     
  9. Flat Ernie
    Joined: Jun 5, 2002
    Posts: 8,406

    Flat Ernie
    Tech Editor

    Duct tape is one of the three essential tools:

    1 - Big ****ing Hammer
    2 - WD-40
    3 - Duct Tape

    Hammer to "fix" things. For everything else that doesn't move, but should, use the WD-40. For stuff that shouldn't move, but does, use the duct tape!

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Smokin Joe
    Joined: Mar 19, 2002
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    Smokin Joe
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    Duct tape is also in the top 3 tools that vanish from your shop when you need them. Right behind the 1/2 and 9/16 wrenches and just in front of the cordless drill.

    I'm kinda in the middle here. On the one side, I hate to see anyone get hurt. On the other side, I'm kinda with the bear, I don't like those noisy friggin four wheelers in the woods either.
     
  11. Zeke
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
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    Zeke
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    When you hunt in bear country you takes yer chances. I'd much rather be mauled by a bear than run down by a ***** moose.

    This is a much better story that the last thing I read about duct tape useage today. Ya know the kid who died because his folks and babysitter duct taped him from head to toe for stealing biscuits. All involved have convicted of murder facing life sentences at least.
    Father, Sitter Guilty in Boy's Murder
     
  12. grtpmkn
    Joined: Feb 22, 2002
    Posts: 66

    grtpmkn
    majestic wiener
    from Kansas

    Duct tape is like the force, It has its light side, it has its dark side, And Binds the universe together...
     

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