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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by 296 V8, Aug 24, 2004.

  1. 296 V8
    Joined: Sep 17, 2003
    Posts: 4,666

    296 V8
    BANNED
    from Nor~Cal

    I look on the user list sometimes to try and find people and im kind of amazed at the amount of signed up people with zero posts, anybody know any of them? I wonder if Ryan can push a button and find out how many there are with 0-1-2……….posts. Just seems kinda weird.
     
  2. I do and we talked about it at the HAMBdrags! Kinda cool, really.
     
  3. atch
    Joined: Sep 3, 2002
    Posts: 6,023

    atch
    Member

    296,

    if ya wanna see all the folks with 0-1-2 posts go to user list and click on "Total Posts" in the red bar. it'll arrange the list by number of posts. if ya wanna count 'em, count how many lines there are on each page and then start scrolling through pages 'til you get to where you want to stop. on my screen there are 25 lines (hambers) per page. it was on page 60 (that's right; 60) before i got to the folks who had one post. that's 1200 hambers who have NEVER posted. then it was nine more pages 'til i got to the "two-posters. that's about 225 folks with one post. another ten pages of folks with two posts (about 250 hambers). etc., etc.

    it was on page 138 where it got to people who had 10 posts.

    conversely, when sorting from the "top" down (just click on the red bar again and it'll sort from most posts to least) i got to page 50 before i got to hambers with less than 100 posts. that means that 1250 people have 100 or more posts. that's a lot of "regular" posters.

    did i mention that i thank every one of them/you for being here?
     
  4. ray
    Joined: Jun 25, 2001
    Posts: 3,798

    ray
    Member
    from colorado

    damn, 1200 hambers who couldn't at least come up with something to pimp in the classifieds!
     
  5. 1200 people whith nothing to say?I think there would some topic that would interest them?I posted like 3 sec´s after I registered,it´s great to discover so many guys/gals that likes the same shit as me! [​IMG]
     
  6. Petejoe
    Joined: Nov 27, 2002
    Posts: 12,479

    Petejoe
    Member
    from Zoar, Ohio

    [ QUOTE ]
    got to the folks who had one post. that's 1200 hambers who have NEVER posted. then it was nine more pages 'til i got to the "two-posters. that's about 225 folks with one post. another ten pages of folks with two posts

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Wouldn't it be mind boggling if all of these people were active. And we thought this place is busy now, the amount of information and speed of replies wwould be unsurpassed.
    Come on lurkers..get in the act. This is a two way street..
    You too can make an ass out of yourselves like we do. [​IMG]
     
  7. hagar
    Joined: Sep 23, 2002
    Posts: 112

    hagar
    Member

    Part of the reason that many people don't post is the tremendous numbers of PRICKS that make banal comments.The JERKS that don't do anything but bitch and put others down should be muzzled.Perhaps a way that the person starting the post could flush a**holes comments would work. Another alternative would be a childrens site for the comments from the peanut gallery to be directed. My 12 year old refuses to view this site for this reason and language. Good way to turn off the younger set. Another alternative would be to go thru the posts of the most vocal and BAN all the dumb a**es.This board could be the best,but we nned to eliminate the pettiness. We can't all agree,but should act as adults.
     
  8. TINGLER
    Joined: Nov 6, 2002
    Posts: 3,410

    TINGLER

    C'mon Hagar,
    Just because a few people thought it was stupid of you to crush old parts because you couldn't get any money out of them....thats no reason to call for an end to all the pettiness and bullshit. (oops I cursed) If you post on a public an open forum, you should EXPECT to get comments and criticism....

    I dig the way this board works. I wish MORE people would yell and cuss and fight and all that stuff. Just DO NOT take any of it seriously.

    I give my friends hell all the time. I expect them to NOT punch me in the mouth, but to chuckle, throw a few verbal jabs at me, and then move on. Its fun when ADULTS pick on each other. It sucks when someone gets their feelings hurt and won't let it die though.

    One of the people with 0 posts is my wife. Her HAMB name is "Whatta Drag" (she picked it, not me) [​IMG]

    Come on honey. Jump on in here! Just don't curse in front of Hagar. [​IMG]
    (that was a verbal jab Hagar....please don't let it hurt your feelings...)

    VT.
     
  9. Mass Butcher
    Joined: Sep 3, 2003
    Posts: 361

    Mass Butcher
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    Part of the reason that many people don't post is the tremendous numbers of PRICKS that make banal comments.The JERKS that don't do anything but bitch and put others down should be muzzled

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I'm still new so I got a question- It's FNG, Grenade inspector, Member. Then is it PRICK then JERK? How many posts until I reach PRICK status???? [​IMG]
     
  10. Von,

    Get your flame ready, I don't mind a bit of good natured ribbing, but I refuse to wade through a pages of crap from the same bunch of losers who it seems have nothing better to do. Incidently I'm going to scrap that 39 Mercury 2 door sedan. Why because its mine, I've got what I want, I've sold what I could and I'm not going to store it while 50 or so deadbeats "whose actions don't match there mouths" comment on whether my shit is worth the time to come and get it.

    swdobbs......
     
  11. Donzie
    Joined: Aug 9, 2001
    Posts: 2,779

    Donzie
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    Part of the reason that many people don't post is the tremendous numbers of PRICKS that make banal comments.The JERKS that don't do anything but bitch and put others down should be muzzled.Perhaps a way that the person starting the post could flush a**holes comments would work. Another alternative would be a childrens site for the comments from the peanut gallery to be directed. My 12 year old refuses to view this site for this reason and language. Good way to turn off the younger set. Another alternative would be to go thru the posts of the most vocal and BAN all the dumb a**es.This board could be the best,but we nned to eliminate the pettiness. We can't all agree,but should act as adults.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I'm confused. Your 12 yr. old won't use the HAMB because of the language....what does he do at home, hide in his room?
    You can use all the *s you want, you're still swearing!
    Pratice what you preach.
     
  12. Hot Rod To Hell
    Joined: Aug 19, 2003
    Posts: 3,036

    Hot Rod To Hell
    Member
    from Flint MI

    [ QUOTE ]
    You can use all the ****s you want, you're still swearing!


    [/ QUOTE ]

    Actually Donzie, that's not entirely true. As we hang out more you will undoubtedly hear me call some one an "A-asterisk-asterisk-hole" or a Mother F-asterisk-asterisk-ker"
    [​IMG]
     
  13. 296 V8
    Joined: Sep 17, 2003
    Posts: 4,666

    296 V8
    BANNED
    from Nor~Cal

    [ QUOTE ]
    Von,

    I'm going to scrap that 39 Mercury 2 door sedan.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Don’t do it I know someone that will come and get it. Can you PM me some details and or photos? Greg
     
  14. Smokin Joe
    Joined: Mar 19, 2002
    Posts: 3,770

    Smokin Joe
    Member

    Most 12 year olds I know think Eminem and Stern are gods.
    They just don't let their parents see their CD collections.
     
  15. 67Imp.Wagon
    Joined: Jun 16, 2001
    Posts: 1,191

    67Imp.Wagon
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    This board could be the best,but we nned to eliminate the pettiness.

    [/ QUOTE ]


    This board is the best and thats why everyone is here.With or without all the BS its still #1.
     
  16. 52Chief
    Joined: Feb 10, 2004
    Posts: 590

    52Chief
    Member
    from San Diego

    [ QUOTE ]
    This board is the best and thats why everyone is here.With or without all the BS its still #1.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Yep.
     
  17. DrJ
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 9,419

    DrJ
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    ..."... F-asterisk-asterisk-ker"
    [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I gota learn how to rattle that off as one word....

    "Fasteriskasterisker"

    Yep, that's cool, thanks!
    [​IMG]
    I wonder if the F.C.C. would fine you for saying that one on the air? [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  18. [ QUOTE ]
    Part of the reason that many people don't post is the tremendous numbers of PRICKS that make banal comments.The JERKS that don't do anything but bitch and put others down should be muzzled.Perhaps a way that the person starting the post could flush a**holes comments would work. Another alternative would be a childrens site for the comments from the peanut gallery to be directed. My 12 year old refuses to view this site for this reason and language. Good way to turn off the younger set. Another alternative would be to go thru the posts of the most vocal and BAN all the dumb a**es.This board could be the best,but we nned to eliminate the pettiness. We can't all agree,but should act as adults.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I agree. [​IMG]
    Sam.
     
  19. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

    hankcash
    Member

    great fucking thread
     
  20. [ QUOTE ]
    Part of the reason that many people don't post is the tremendous numbers of PRICKS that make banal comments.The JERKS that don't do anything but bitch and put others down should be muzzled.Perhaps a way that the person starting the post could flush a**holes comments would work. Another alternative would be a childrens site for the comments from the peanut gallery to be directed. My 12 year old refuses to view this site for this reason and language. Good way to turn off the younger set. Another alternative would be to go thru the posts of the most vocal and BAN all the dumb a**es.This board could be the best,but we nned to eliminate the pettiness. We can't all agree, but should act as adults.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Are you part of the problem then? The HAMB is not a job(for some of us) or a wife. It is a damn message board. I understand that you want to protect your kid from things he should/not see, but again, THIS IS A MESSAGE BOARD, not a babysitter. Ifyou dont like it, then dont read, period.If Ryan posts something about language and content, then I will hapily agree, and so will everyone else.
     
  21. Kevin Lee
    Joined: Nov 12, 2001
    Posts: 7,648

    Kevin Lee
    Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    I get a good laugh out of the people who know how to fix this message board or get so worked up over things that are absolutely none of their business.

    Ryan is a smart man. He went to school and shit. All you have to do is show up, read, post, and have a little fucking respect.
     
  22. [ QUOTE ]
    I get a good laugh out of the people who know how to fix this message board or get so worked up over things that are absolutely none of their business.

    Ryan is a smart man. He went to school and shit. All you have to do is show up, read, post, and have a little fucking respect.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Thanks Grimlock!
    This one has been all over the map. Like a car wreck...I had to take a second look. Now, I'm going back to the shop.
     
  23. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
    Posts: 20,765

    hotrodladycrusr
    Member

    Parents should be making the decision which websites are appropiate for their children, NOT the children. This is an adult site. We all know that. If content bothers you or your child there are plenty of car messages boards that are PG and G rated with cyber nannys and all that heavy montioring. Each site has it's own advanages and disadvanages. The HAMB works perfect just the way it is for the majority that are here.

    I've chatted to a number of people over the years that are signed up here but don't post. One of the reasons that always comes up is time. Not enough time in the day to actually read whats going here and keep up. The other reason which is somewhat attached is the fact that by the time they see a post that needs an answer, it's been answered a number of times by a number of people. They don't feel a need to add anything so they basicly sit back and lurk.

    There are aspects of the HAMB that can be shared with children that are interested in traditional hot rods and customs. In fact, sitting at a computer together looking and talking about some of the event photos of the cars with your child could be fun and forefilling for both parent and child. Share the HAMB with him but do it TOGETHER.
     
  24. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
    Posts: 22,258

    Ryan
    ADMINISTRATOR
    Staff Member

    We should cut down on all the god damned cussing... I mean, what the fuck?

    Seriously, my take?
    Just chill out and be yourself. I don't like all the arguing and bickering, but I love differences in opinion. I do wish people would accept them a little more intelligently, but what can I do?

    It is what it is and the HAMB is the HAMB. Love it or hate - I do both all the time.

    As for the user list, consider this: Only 35% of our actual traffic is from registered users.
     
  25. Petejoe
    Joined: Nov 27, 2002
    Posts: 12,479

    Petejoe
    Member
    from Zoar, Ohio

    [ QUOTE ]
    cut down on all the god damned cussing... I mean, what the fuck?


    [/ QUOTE ]
    I spit on the computer................yuk!
    How many times can you look at the computer and laugh out loud!
    Along with the good technical info and help...
    This is exactly why this board is so popular!
     
  26. Fraz
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 1,818

    Fraz
    Member
    from Dixon, MO

    Is it possible to see how many of the registered no-posters actually read the HAMB on a relatively regular basis? Kill off all the inactive accounts. Would that clear up some space maybe?
     
  27. Paul
    Joined: Aug 29, 2002
    Posts: 16,768

    Paul
    Editor

    some of those registered users with few or no posts are actually current users with multiple registrations.

    I know, I'm one.. or two.. or three? [​IMG]

    I repress my pc sides.

    Paul

     
  28. Flexicoker
    Joined: Apr 17, 2004
    Posts: 1,416

    Flexicoker
    Member

    I love HAMB, bitching and all. I can honestly say thank God I found the HAMB. I love this place so much. Now that all of my old friends went off to college I would have NO friends right now if it weren't for the HAMB, dead serious.

    I love HAMB, I love Ryan, but most of all I love seeing pics of Mrs. Hankcash [​IMG]
     
  29. McGrath
    Joined: Apr 15, 2002
    Posts: 1,414

    McGrath
    Member

    I know several older Rodders that read the HAMB regularly, but are pretty much computer illiterate. In other words, they keep up with everything thats going on, but can't figure out how to reply, or make their own post's....
     
  30. Petejoe
    Joined: Nov 27, 2002
    Posts: 12,479

    Petejoe
    Member
    from Zoar, Ohio

    [ QUOTE ]
    I know several older Rodders that read the HAMB regularly, but are pretty much computer illiterate. In other words, they keep up with everything thats going on, but can't figure out how to reply, or make their own post's....


    [/ QUOTE ]
    I would give my left nut to be able to help them....
    I can't imagine the amount of experience we are missing out on because of this.......
    If there's anyone out there who can't figure out how to do this forum thing. Please call me
    800-682-2583 ext 3357. I will return the call if I'm not there. Be patient... It may take a day to get back to you.
     

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