F*ck'n NAZI Valet's

I parked my car at a pay lot one time only to come out and the fuckng kids takin the money had thier asses parked on my hood.

 

Thats messed up...atleast they were not out sliding around corner, or robbing banks...we don't have those valet guys out here in the corn fields of Illinois either...and I think my wife has only driven my 54 once...

 

you guys are funny.

 

shiny paint and took off one of the greatest sayings to ever be painted on a car... still looks just as bitchin as always... your 54 is the reason i want one myself

 

They should be fired.

 

Look at the bright side, Jesse... they could've been like those valets in "Ferris Buellers' Day Off" Remember those guys and that joy ride?

 

They cant be held legally responsible......OZZY made em do it!!!!

 

I think what we need here is a few more posts about Ferris Beulers Day Off,LOL!!! Don't you guys read the previous posts...WTF!!!

 

Crap! I Thought I was being original.

 

I'm nervous enough when a valet parks my daily driver, wouldn't dream of handing them the keys to my hotrod.
Most of them around here look like they just finished their school drivers ed class.

 

Why not take care of it the good old American way........have your lawyers make the business owner and his bozo's regret being born. I'll bet your lawyers are bigger and nastier than his anyway.

 

Next time you eat there, offer to show them the trunk...

 

And the lawyers would do what????
Sue? Sue for what?

 

....that IS what is wrong with society,,,,

....if ONLY less people thought this way....


...' MY NAME IS SUE!, HOW DO YOU DO?! '

 

i dont think he was complaining,,,,,,

i think,,PROBABLY what happened ,,was someone EMAILED him a link to the YOUTUBE vid,,,


,,,and he SAW it,,,,and THOUGHT "HEY, THIS IS FUNNY!"

,,,and he POSTED IT HERE,,,,because he thought "MAY?BE" yoU,,might think it was FUNNY TOO!!!!,,,,,,instead,,,you guys......

 

7 pages. isnt that enough?

 

Nope...

Not funny.

A couple of guys Fucking with an other guys ride.
Thats messed up.

Not worth 7 pages of Posts either...

 

It's tuesday night, why not rant. It's colder then a grave digger's lunch bucket in the garage anyway.

 

Lighten up, this was a joke! But don't you think, like it or not, that this is way stuff like this gets handled vs. beating knots in their heads like some of the posts here suggest, especially if you are a celebrity.

 

Lets go for 8 pages

 

valet's messing with cars is "traditional", but so is getting mad about it.
nothing new.

 

That is right. I am getting up to get another beer/ soda who wants one? Hey Jesse where did this happen so I know not to go there.( with my luck they would not let me in the door to serve me in the first place)

 

no,well,,that part of it is not funny,,,if THAT happened to ME and I found out about it...,,i wouldnt be posting it on the HAMB,,,i would be sitting in the county jail ,,,waiting to see the judge,,,,so NO that part aint funny,,,,BUT,,,,i dont go to any resutarunts that have VALET parking either anymore,,,not many here in kentucky,.,,,,

 

ligheten up?? you brought up suing people...that is a downer if anything....

hahaha,,,why do you think i through out the lil joke,about my name is "sue ,how do you do??",,??? i was trying to lighten it up...

 

What you should do is paparazzi style stalk them until they go out to eat. Then hijack their shit, then make a movie of it and put it on youtube. Only I'd drop a smokey or something with a nice smell in their heater vent. Grumpy old men style. Fuckers!!!!

 

"drop a smokey"!!!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

thats about as funny as erectile disfuction. I just might murder somebody for that.

 

Only way it gets to 7 pages, or 24 pages, is that people read the thread, and are interested enough to post a comment or observation. No interest, no pages...

Now, Britney stopping traffic on the other hand...that is a waste of time and energy... How come we never hear of Sandra causing a traffic jam? She actually seems worthy of slowing down the morning commute for...