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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Germ, Jan 6, 2004.

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  1. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    Thanks to WARPIGG for the HELLFIRE PABST for CHRISTMAS,.

    I ****,,
    we KNOW I'm GAY, My cars are GAY, and CALIFORNIA is really GAY,,,,,,

    LETS SEE
    A Bro went DOWN, dead KID, Cops, T.V. cameras, Car wrecks, GUN STORIES......
    People having babies, new hot rods at my shop...,,, court dates, going with Bill Hines on monster garage, while PUNK'D T..V ****s up some GAYMAN named GOLDBERG, ASTON KUNTSHER (the dude who ****ed DEMI MOORE) smoked me out with some GOOD GANJA,.... that dude TOKES like a ****ING MAN.....

    I
    BEEN BLOWING COLE FOSTER alot lately,

    I stole MIKE NESS' FLANNEL from the shop and told them I was selling it on EBAY under """SICKBOY rockabilly deucecoupe32 ford""""

    I almost got KILLED.........

    Coles ANGEL DUSTED neighbor was smoking P.C.P. one night and decided to try and shoot me while I was ******* in the field behind the shop, he missed me , so he shot his Wife,, instead, cracked out ***** bleeding everywhere, we were hiding in Coles shop
    Blood everywhere,,,,
    I tried to get some CRACK from the chick but she was screaming and bleeding and the cops were coming.....
    long story.

    My shop is leaking,
    My life ****s,,,, I need to get MODEL A **** from people on HAMB,,,,, GREG and GREASEBALL,, can we try this weekend..... but call my NEW PHONE ,,,,,,
    lost cell phone numbers of everyone important in my life, even some ***S on HAMB. I wanted to call RYAN and BLOW him for CHRISTMAS, but I figured his CHICK might frown on our PHONE ***.
    really were BEST FRIENDS and we just PLAY games with each other,,,,
    I know he rules me,
    I'll admit it.......

    Was in SO-CAL

    RICKYRACERS wedding was off the hook. all the CHOLOS fromt he old nighborhood, and HELLS ANGELS were there,, RICKY got married to some DUMB WHITE ***** with a BARBWIRE tattoo on her arm......
    His MODEL A is COOL with the BIAS PLY and 39 MERC- LINCOLN 16"s in the rear

    I missed CHRISTMAS with Jimmy White,
    I was looking forward to showing my ***** to the rockabilly chicks at the DollHut,,,,,,,,
    AXLE called, he said I left my PRISON SLIPPERS under his bed, I guess he forgot why they were there
    THE SHIFTERS ****.

    SAN DIEGO kinda ****S, but MIKE makes it REPUBLICAN enough to rule.....
    BILLET-PROOF is *** ****ING it's RAT ROD INTENT MORALS with the GOOD GUYS.???? Is this REALLY what I CALLED REMEMBER..

    "I'LL TRADE YOU 2 BILLET -PROOF stocks, for a GOOD GUYS TICKET,,, hey KIRK! do you get a GOLF CART????
    maybe some JANITORS to clean up after the ROCKABILLYS slam dance to the SWING BAND??????

    see you at TURLOCK HOMO, we can TALK face to face,,
    I'm staying with SNACKYJACK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    Maybe that P.C.P. african in SALINAS should have KILLED ME....
    Thats funny ****,,

    HEY HAS MARCUS gotten robbed lately?
    does he have ANY PICTURES of the EARLY volvo (*****) tail light frenchings? Maybe we can HORSETRADE some intakes????

    SAME ***GOTS.
    Might have some HOT ROD pictures coming unless I pawn my camera for some more cocaine........

    SOMEBODY will KILL ME SOON ENOUGH,,,,,

    oh yeah and LIBERALS......
    GO DIE.....

    HELLFIRE exists so people like me can say things people like you need a scapegoat to say..

    BILLETPROOF is the BEST thing ever......

    I wonder when all of it will end
    I hope SOON enough.
    I been driving the CIVIL RIGHTS CRUISER lately......

    IN THE GHETTO,,,,,,,,

    XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
    germ
     

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  2. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,031

    KIRK!
    Member

    Gold plated golf cart baby! I was in front of Cole's place like a week ago and heard you were hiding out inside. We waited with beer but you never peeked out. So we went around and hung out with front engine top fuel crazy man.

    We'll be drinking on that Friday night before Turlock. Wanna swig with us? Booze is good food and makes for a more painful Saturday morning. Let me know............
     
  3. Aw, isn`t that cute. Germ came back to do some name dropping. [​IMG]
     
  4. yorgatron
    Joined: Jan 25, 2002
    Posts: 4,228

    yorgatron
    Member Emeritus

    to quote jello "nazi punks,nazi punks,nazi punks **** OFF!" i'm a liberal and proud of it.you still got a caddy trans for me? i'm working on a '61 coupe deville too right now,got any extra intake washers i can have? P.S. i'm glad you finally came out of the closet-george
     
  5. welcome to you to, ***got. good to read you again.
     
  6. damn, we just rush to this ****, dont we?
     
  7. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
    Posts: 1,938

    burndup
    Member
    from Norco, CA

    Welcome back ****er, glad you're not dead, cause then we'd have to listen to 14 yr old girls with intact virginity carry on about you like they did for james dean, and that would annoy.

    Now, had you told us that YOU had boned Demi Moore, We'd be extremely impressed...

    Connie Sellica sat down in a booth next to me in a restaurant, but I couldn't even get her phone number out of her...
     
  8. Like flys to ****.
     
  9. Welcome back germ;thought you pulled an HST off the deck and the natives shot back.Missed your SOC meanderings.
     
  10. cheaterslick
    Joined: Nov 2, 2003
    Posts: 807

    cheaterslick
    Member

    HEY GAY. For some reason I missed your posts...
     
  11. Elrusto
    Joined: Apr 3, 2003
    Posts: 1,285

    Elrusto
    Member

    ......wondered why my nuts were itchin'.
     
  12. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    I want to NAMEDROP the story about COLE showing Ness how to READ a RULER, while I told HARVESTER why CHICKS dig MEN who shave their TAINTS,,,,

    Some KID in SACRAMENTO told me about some other guys in SACRAMENTO have a CAR CLUB called the KNUCKLEBUSTERS...
    I was FLOORED..........

    has anyone seen FOILED AGAIN?

    He's the ONLY LIBERAL who should LIVE......

    JESSE JAMES copied JOE DIRT with his MOTLEY CRUE shirt,,,

    CHEATERS start the FIRE......
     
  13. Hot Rod To Hell
    Joined: Aug 19, 2003
    Posts: 3,036

    Hot Rod To Hell
    Member
    from Flint MI

    I have to admit I'm a little disappointed that there was no "Gay love to Michigan *****es" shout in there!!!
     
  14. plan9
    Joined: Jun 3, 2003
    Posts: 4,130

    plan9
    Member

    GAY AND PROUD!!
     
  15. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    michigan is NO LONGER GAY, do to folks like RACE and THE BIG OLDS....

    HATCH is just a CROSSDRESSER much like BILLETPROOF cross dresses it's TOUGH GUY VALUES so KIRK! can GET a PAY CHECK and a GOLF CART and hang out with my FAVORITE ***GOT "JIM A"..... Hope you can still keep your COOLNESS in the eyes of the CHILDREN MR KIRK!

    we can **** each other off at TURLOCK, I'll be smoking weed with SNACKY in his HOTEL....

    JOHNNY ACE is a WRECKTUM....

     
  16. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,031

    KIRK!
    Member

    I love cross dressing tough guys! Anyone who thinks I'm cool needs their head examined. I owe Snacky a CD. I better have it by Turlock.
     
  17. bobbleed
    Joined: May 11, 2001
    Posts: 3,121

    bobbleed
    Member
    from Awesome

    ****. I can't believe you diddn't take the Crack from the BLEEDing *****......
     
  18. kritz
    Joined: Aug 6, 2003
    Posts: 553

    kritz
    Member
    from flint, mi

    michigan isn't gay anymore???? goddammit...what will become of our hand shaped state now>? i thought that this post may have been about fake patina but i am wrong again.
    welcome back germ...you've been missed.
     
  19. Jkustom
    Joined: Oct 8, 2002
    Posts: 1,686

    Jkustom
    Member

    Germ WHO? -J.
     
  20. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    I'm finishing up the y-block motor for my TRADITIONAL toyota landcruiser, The SWING BAND stickers and MARTINI GL*** TRIBAL flames will be a HIT at the HOOTENANNY.............
    This car is PURE JAPAN rockabilly, V-TECH in the HITLER loving FORD BLOCK...........
    MOONEYES will BEG for it to be in their catalog...........

    Guys like MIKE LANDWEEDSMOKER seem to be HORDING all the SPEED PARTS, and DRUNKS like T-MAN seem to be BUYING up all the HOLE SAWS to make SWISS CHEESE car PARTS,,

    *** BOB BLEED, I called you about PASO, cause I wanted to **** you off in Coles hotel room, while he collects his AWARDS in the park. you never called me back......

    ROCKY do you still have those carbs?
    send me your address,,,,

    SAMIYAM is a ROCKSTAR, I need to drop his name more, cause I taught his kid how to play guitar..........

    MERLE HAGGARD......

    RAZZLE and HANOI ROCKS forever

    GERM
     
  21. Levis Classic
    Joined: Oct 7, 2003
    Posts: 4,066

    Levis Classic
    Member

    The ***** is back - shes back!!!
     
  22. Rocky
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 17,629

    Rocky
    Classified Editor

    Germ...didn't hear from you for a long time...took carbs to swap meet last summer and sold both of 'em to some local farmer with a greezy "Cat" hat on and dusty, brown coveralls with come stains on THE BACK! Sorry, thought ya lost interest.
     
  23. hatch
    Joined: Nov 20, 2001
    Posts: 3,667

    hatch
    Member
    from house

    Crossdresser????...naaah...usually just naked. out in my shop on my "Real Michigan Gay Patina, Non-Divorced Othodontist, Pre-AMF, Pre-Tokyo/EVO, HD" pretending to be a California rockstar hotrodder artist. [​IMG]

    Welcome back Germ....How did the *** change turn out??? [​IMG]
     
  24. [ QUOTE ]
    michigan is NO LONGER GAY, do to folks like RACE and THE BIG OLDS.



    [/ QUOTE ]

    Thas my boy... [​IMG]

    As for you Germ, I hate all you ****ers in Californacate when it is 5 dagrees out side here in Michigan.

    And Big Olds truly "Kicks ***"
     
  25. Donzie
    Joined: Aug 9, 2001
    Posts: 2,779

    Donzie
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    I have to admit I'm a little disappointed that there was no "Gay love to Michigan *****es" shout in there!!!

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Germ, my love. So glad to see yer back!
    Yes, we're still a bunch of "Gay *****es" and we have you to thank. You can leave your prison slippers under my bed any time. [​IMG]
    Still dig your Caddy, man.
     
  26. Iceberg
    Joined: Jan 5, 2003
    Posts: 424

    Iceberg
    Member

    WTF?!! I takes all kinds.
     
  27. Mike
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 3,539

    Mike
    Member

    RickyRacer got married? Really? WTF?

    Does this revoke his membership in the LadyLux?
     
  28. plmczy
    Joined: Aug 3, 2001
    Posts: 2,408

    plmczy
    Member

    Dammit, there's hidden messages in there somewhere, but I just can't see them [​IMG]. WB Germ. Nice caddy by the way, seen one last fall at Carlisle,a 61, white with green fogged along the body lines, said "Gang Green" on the back. Out of New York. Wish I had the cash to get it. later plmczy
     
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