FAME HAS IT'S COSTS.

Picked this one up for a few 8 balls and a semi auto, plus 1500 bucks....
Had some HOMO alredy try to break into it....

TRIPLE "R's for the kid

ROPE
REVOLVER
RIVER..

can't wait to pick up elvis and do his pills all the way to texas...

ZEBRA INTERIOR, VELVET dash COVER, GOLD RINGS, a TOOF PICK, some DRIED PICKLED PIGS HOOFS, and a BIG fat BOOTY BITCH with 7 kids to go with it.....

Use her welfare check to by MENTHOLS and GAS.....

FEAR AND LOATHING IN OAKLAND

germ

 

..nice fogged up windows. It's been christened then?

 

Izzatt Uncle Jessie's truck in front of it??

Cool Caddy...ain't no Elvi safe in Cali NOW!!!

'Nanna sammiches and Priscilla's panties...nuthin' sacred!

 

Germ, You coming to Texas? When and where? I gotta buy ya a beer or two!

 

dat shit iz tight, yo!

 

Yeah MARCUS is coming over tomorrow to TALK me into letting him lend it out to his ex wife,,,,
she needs a BEAST of a CAR to haul the airstream.........

he said he will trade me an industrial cheese grater, and he promised to tell my insurance company that somebody broke in and SPRAY PAINTED the SEATS.......
Then he will forget who he is, and file a POLICE REPORT on HIMSELF...
for making death threats to his customers that feel like the $104.00 bucks shipping, on a CHROME DOO-DAD that weighs 10 ounces is a little bit LUDE.........

he forgets to mention that he HORSETRADED the DOO-DAD from some FAG in FLORIDA, who EBAYED it to a VINTAGE FAG in JAPAN...........

XOXOXO
germ

 

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Indeed.
Nice Caddy.

 

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BS, you put it on your PLATINUM CARD(tm) and drove off in your Benz G-Class and had your "butler" ORELIO drag it back to "THE COMPOUND(tm)" on your gold-trimmed flatbed that rolls on the bling-ass SPREWELLS.

I hate you f'in goldchainers.




XO,
J

 

REALLY EXCITED about the CIVIL RIGHTS CRUISER, while I slave away on other faggots dreams, for PETTY WAGE and free GOLF course PASSES....

LIFE is a SHITBOX for me,,,,

MY "SOUL" and 70's influenced CONVICT LEROY needs to be fed HELLFIRE, in order to keep from becoming an UNCLE TOM...

OUR MOTHERS MILK is the BY-PRODUCT of "STRUGGLE" and" DISTRUST" all BLENDED into a HUGE watermellon SHAKE..............

LEROY smiles.
as he BLENDS in my DIRTY BLOOD............

SOMETHING has to be DESTROYED,,,
yesterday it was my PINKY FINGER when the fucking drunk GREASER slammed it in the shop door, while I was trying to fix a light buld...

HURTS ALOT.....
MAN,,

THE CADDY was a BREATH of AIR when I woke up and it was 30 degrees outside............
found a SPENT SMOKE BUTT on the concrete PAD, and FIRED her up............

A MENTHOL from the RAVER sluts who came over with an 18 pack of coors light, and some SHROOMS,,,
The MUSHROOMS, made my BLOOD BOIL...

I saw the GHOSTS of PEOPLE who havent even DIED yet.......................

So I called JIMMY WHITE, and SANG BON JOVI in his shop phone.....

then I made this KID, spin these lights around for 3 hours. so I could watch the reflections ping off the model "A" body........................

SUNRISE CAME< and DEPRESSION set IN,,,,,,

SUNLIGHT is the CURSE, that always PLAGUES ones mind with the SUDDEN THOUGHTS of OVER INDULGENCE,,,

maybe I need to move to alaska.?????
and BUILD fishing boats, for batches of STIMULANTS....
WE COULD DO RAT ROD FAGGOT boats. and get JAPAN to buy into the craze....................
except the DEACONS wouldn't be able to BUILD FLOORLESS BOATS...............

Life was easier.
when My IDLE mind didn't FARM DEVIOUS MEANS..........

cause LEROY had NOTHING to ACT ON.....
LEROY. makes me a 3 ARMED MAN....

COLUMBIAN POWDERED WOODEN PALLET BOAT PADDLING FUEL,,,,(tm)

is the NASAL GENOCIDE that keeps the CADDY OAKLANDED.....

GERM

 

I thought RF held the patent on floorless cars. I remember getting in his old T-bucket and him telling me to put one foot on the tranny and the other on the little bit of sub rail. That car was fun, but it was scary at the same time.

 

JGack , Thanks for calling me at 430 am , Dig the song you played in my machine, one of my favorites, and you and I are only a handful of guys that really know what SEAGER was telling us in "NIGHT MOVES" We have based our lives on them,not the song, the feeling, its like a junky chasing the dragon, a fully tattooed boy reaching for NESSDOM(tm)with his STAR spangled hands and neck full of sparrow.

But with a differece, we still have them and there just as good as the first one , (late nite, moons out, no cops, high as a mutherfucker, very young blond who just jumped out her window and her parents are sleeping soundly. some people feel this way when there kid takes his first step, some by winning the gold metal, .......by the way jack I was up......thanks it was perfect timing.

 

That's a swell fucking car, germypoo. Me's a Caddy freak.


It gets that cold in Oakland?


The Deacons dig was pretty funny but I like those guys, some of 'em anyhoo.
We've got glass bottomed boats in Florida. If you go to Silver Springs you can see Johnny Weismuller's bones at the bottom of the spring. Cheetahs 1, 2, 7, and 9 are down there too. Cheetahs 4 and 8 are still alive living senile chimpanzee lives at Monkey Farm in Tarpon Springs. They have to wear diapers and their shit flinging and continuous masturbating days are over.
I ask you what kind of life is that?
What's a chimp who can't fling shit and has trouble getting it up?

Well Marcus comes to mind, but I don't know him that well.

 

"Soul Craft" HaHa

 

The only thing that comes to mind right now is George Clinton... and on more than three levels... hell, maybe even more than four...

Sam.

 

yeah

i heard through the lowriding grapevine- High street is like a knitting circle.......
that there was a kid with a whallet and funny hair talking cadillacs like chuck berry.

funny how i got no calls from you...

i was down in Silverlake anyway....with my inlaws and my nephew and all the Kaballa fucks......

 

Do you have any pics of the chevy truck in the background?

 

Mr Germ I always read all of your posts. Keep up the good words, very entertaning. They help me get through some bad days. Thank You..

 

Germ-Von-Vegas....
When you call me, use your Barry White voice...that way I know you aren't a phone solicitor.... and even if you are, you can utilize that Nubian Love God persona I like so much....
Today,I fully expect to be on that Last Train to Tartsville....make with the tickets....

 

Johnny, if Germ sounds like a phone solicitor...I'm scared of where you live!!

 

When are you and freak Salinas Boy gonna get married? You "guys" don't need chicks, you're perfect for each other. That way, the "bond" will be complete! FatherFury can perform the nuptials.

 

I'll be the witness....

 

BUILD FLOORLESS BOATS...............
My '36 is semi-floorless. I prefer to think of it as crotchless. Wayno

 

Germ got any more pics of it? email em to me

 

Get the Fuck out! $1500 you say - Germ you are the Queen!

 

now you and HAROLD can have MAD CADDY RACES to south shore... leave 'em in front of CEASAR'S and cruise in like the guys in SWINGERS...
nic

 

the windows are fogged cause it was cold and we hot boxed a bunch of BONG loads inside it...

I just wanted to post a picture of a NEW RIDE,,

leave it to SOME TRADITIONAL POLITICIAN "FAG" in michigan
with COIL OVERS. and JC WITNEY catalog RV section tail lights..

to ASK if "YARDSTICKS" are rulers......

I have to get back to being TRADITIONAL
it's a full time job...

 

jack ,
that car rules ..... oh man the the things i could do to it.......what are your plans for it .......ya know ya missed my birthday and x-mas is comin up......haha.....nice score man ....i will tal k to you soon ..........

 

Germ, I don't usually understand half the shit you say but that's my problem not yours....but I really dig the Caddy. Low and long, that's all it has to be. Enjoy.

 

I'm going for the TRADITIONAL alabama look,,

anyone have a HAT to match my CIVIL rights SUIT....

hahaaah

My plans are to FIX the rocker panels,
(have new panels) but will of course make my own from those patterns.................I will change the tires to something bigger, fix the factory a-c. and do some interior, other then that the CAR is "SOUND" and done...... has all new electric window motors, brand new glass, and weather stripping......

and it smells like roses inside

 

All the hot rod chicks GERM references made me think of the 'Ol Civil Rights Cruiser. Does he still have it? I miss GERM.