FAME HAS IT'S COSTS.

Sweet!!!!

 

This is some of the funniest shit I've heard. The man is either a genius or a rambling drug addict. I like to think it's a little of both.

Mootz

 

Ha ha I pictured Jason Jesse when i read that.

Super Fly Badillac though

I'd run down to the MTO get me the plates 'Cruella' and ship 'er off to get the interior upholstered in Dalmation.

 

Ok, so i was absent from the Hamb for quite some time during this spring and early summer, so my question is, What happened to Germ?

 

Late night caddy raid on tha avenue, DeadBoys knocking on the door, $5 whores looking for a cure to crack scurvy....but then MTV angst calls and wants Chromalusion and 28 on all 4's, LCD sucking you dick and twittling your balls, for commercial time. Run fast, Krylon sponsorship is only 12 steps away. Needles to the right, tabs to the left.

Caddy is coolsville. Nice.

 

man... for a moment, i thought the germ was back in the good graces; until i looked at the post date(s).

 

Yeah, didn't notice that either. Got excited because I really dig those caddy's. And Germ smells good.

 

Looking at the last person to reply I though Warpigg was back.....oh wait!
Jesus man where the hell have you been?!?!?!
How the hell are ya?!

 

GERM is alive and well on MYSPACE-
free to ramble as much and FREELY as he wants.
I'm sure he lurks like a LEVIATHAN at the bottom
LeBrea Tarpits sucking like gaping HOLE in her tits
Mother's milk and EXXON gets .40 a GALLON...

I rode waves in NEW ORLEANS, inky black Jan and Dean
greasing the cogs of the guv'ment MACHINE...

or something like that. I'm practing for when he pops back up and we can go through this hybrid 70's CBer/jivetalk code that FUNKS the system and makes newbies blow their LOADS ; )

 

He had it posted in the classifieds before he disapeared. Not sure if it sold or not.

 

GERM....Last Activity: 09-29-2005 06:52 AM

He still looks in on us now and then...

 

This post was basically about NOTHING and here it is after a refreshing 2 YEAR FUCKING HIATUS?!?!?!?!!!

Your killing me.

 

i'm around. i find it a little difficult to keep up with all that happens on the board, but i'll usually check in once a day or so.
I'm not really working on anything (short of an inch of dust on the chevy).

i just lurk through life.

 

you may be right.











but i struggle to understand how you sifted through the 5 post per second filler that passes as worthwile here to find something that is killing you.

 

hehe... Y'all are alright for some skinny white kids.

 

Yeah I though GERM was back and was curious.

I didn't even read any other posts today.

But I've been thinking TECH WEEK might be in order.

We haven't had one in a while...

 

tech weeks are dull....
how about a social commentary week?
or maybe a favorite baking recipe week?
or a lifestyle week ? (*warpigg vomits a little in his mouth*)

kisses

 

What?!?!?!
Could it be?!?!?!
The return of the HAMB sewing circle jerk?


Yeah 'pigg.....I've been doing the same....STILL no computer at home so I kind of lurk at work.
That & this place moves WAY too fast these days.

 

I see how this is going but I still have one Burnin', yearnin' question...

"Where did you get the Coconuts?!!"

 

try "The OC" message board
http://forums.prospero.com/foxoc/start

i can keep up with it....

i started watching "The OC" because i thought it would be about The Shifters(tm), but i stayed a loyal viewer for the drama (and the wardrobe is fabulous!).

 

HA ha!
Awesome......although I've never seen the show.
I dated a girl who moved out here from Orange County....does that work?

 

Everyone knows the REAL OC is in OCC. Choppers fer life.

 

Nice!
Was it the HAMB where someone suggested those morons build a "Theme" bike for "Queer eye for the straight guy"
"How'd you like a 12 and a half up the...."
"Bring it on big boy!"

 

"To tell ya the truth, both Dad and myself don't do jack shit on these 'clowncycles'. Vinnie does it all."
"This is by far the best project I've ever worked on."
Geez, these guys are morons.

 

whoa... I think I am going to go play the white album back wards at 36 rpm, lock myself in the bathroom w/ some ak-47 and read chairman mao to the huddled masses.

work is feedom, free my people...nix flox blarmey quando flooo!!!

 

BTTT for a good read. Wonder where the ol Cruiser is now?
BTW...last activity, 9-28-08. He's still here.

 

awesome you found a pool player who wanted to trade. mebbe one day you will return and see this ,mebbe not.

 

3, 2, 1....locked!

 

“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!”
- J. Kerouac -

Ahh GERM!, The Kerouac of the HAMB, I've missed his posts,
FRITZ

 

Damn...I saw the name and thot 'arright, Germ is back'...alas, it's not to be...

R-