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Famous "car guy" quotes.

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by TheRookie, Sep 15, 2009.

  1. Miss3Four
    Joined: May 18, 2010
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    Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it.” –William Durant

    "Riding a race bike is an art - a thing that you do because you feel something inside." - Valentino Rossi

    "Piss in one hand, wish in the other and see which one fills up first: -my dad
     
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  2. KIRK!
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  3. Root66
    Joined: Oct 6, 2008
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    from Norcal

    "Wheelstands are caused by lack of power".

    Gary Ormsby
     
  4. hugh m
    Joined: Jul 18, 2007
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    from ct.

    "I throw a part in the air, and if it comes down, it's too heavy." Sneaky Pete Robinson
     
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  5. Pete1
    Joined: Aug 23, 2004
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    from Wa.

    "If you think that car will do 180, you are reading the heat gauge"

    Harley Bonefield
     
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  6. James Curl
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    As said in earlier post by Carroll Shelby in '64 to Chris Economacky live on ABC just after Dave McDonald had just retired the last remaing Cobra at Sebring when Chris asked him "what about next year" and Shelby said " next year enzo's ass is mine." and the TV screen went blank.
     
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  7. scruff
    Joined: Apr 11, 2004
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    It shakes around like a dick in a shirtsleeve.
     
  8. adamabomb76
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    from York, Pa

    "When I knod my head, you hit it." -The Three Stooges
     
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  9. Never2low
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    "I've gotten so good at what I do, no one will leave me alone long enough to do it......" The Reverend Jesse James
     
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  10. STILL OLD
    Joined: Jan 18, 2010
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    from tennessee

    "Drag racing sucks" said to Me in the early "70's by Richard Tharp when He drove the Blue Max
     
  11. STILL OLD
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    from tennessee

    The neatest thing ever said to Me by a drag racer, was at the Reunion in Bowling Green, the time that the Winged Express was there. Big Mike Boyd was wrenching on the car , with his back to Me. His 15 yr. old son was wiping down the car,checking things out, and I asked the son if he knew how lucky He was? and with out missing a beat, or turning around, Big Mike says "yes sir I do" I can't wait to see the Express this year!


    Buzz
     
  12. wallygator
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    if you want to make a million dollars raceing start with two. Ken Shrader
     
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  13. 15ASedan
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    From German sporty car driver Hans Stuck:
    "The ablilty to drive fast is directly proportional to the sensitivity of ones' poopy hole"
     
  14. 29AVEE8
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    Just went through all 18 pages and am surprised that I saw no mention of Stroker McGurk.

    As seen on Stroker's garage wall: "There is no substitute for cubic inches".

    In another episode also on Stroker's wall: "The only substitute for cubic inches is more cubic inches".
     
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  15. Bearing Burner
    Joined: Mar 2, 2009
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  16. dragster dude
    Joined: May 21, 2010
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    "you tell him victor was here and he's got wheels and there ready to race"running on empty
    "greens nice"running on empty
     
  17. cloned clown
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    "Panic, chaos, and disorder....my work here is done!"
     
  18. In memory of the late Dennis Hopper in King of the Mountian "speed is time.....time is speed".RIP Dennis
     

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  19. pastlane
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    "Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably why so few engage in it" Henry Ford
     
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  20. Hotrod7
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    damn thats the best quote ever hahaha
     
  21. 69f100
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  22. Checkers or Wreckers

    Q) Why did you wreck
    A) I got a little behind in my steering

    Q) What put you out of the race?
    A) We Lost the starter
    Q) Why didn't you push start it?
    A) Cuz the rod that knocked the starter off wouldn't let us
     
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  23. Road Racing this Monte Carlo is like racing the box your Camaro came in
     
  24. Hans Thorszelius is a former World Rally Champion Navigator. After a particularly nasty crash at the Olympus Rally, I asked him if the crash put them out. He said no we lost the time card (the scoring card that rally racing uses to time the event). I asked "how did you lose that?" Deadpan he answers "when the door flew off on the 3rd roll"

    From the same crash, driver Steve Millen told me that he had just shifted to 5th when Hans said "Right 5 in 10" What that means is the most possible acute right turn on 10 meters. Steve answered "yeah?", then the roll overs began.
     
  25. BOWTIE BROWN
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    " people who come in here who think they know it all .... Are very irritating to us that do "

    if there are no dumb questions , then what kind of questions do dumb people ask ?
    anon....
     
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  26. After the third flip, I really did lose control...........

    Don Roberts

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  27. Never2low
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    "I've been upside down, backwards, and on fire, faster than most people will ever think of going in thier life..." Big Daddy Don Garlits
     
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  28. When this baby hits 88 miles per hour you're going to see some serious shit!
    Doc Brown


    "Put on your tape recorders and all that sort of jazz, huh? Apparantly this speed maniac you've been chasing all over your territory is a former professional road racer named Kowalski, K-O-W-A-L-S-K-I, repeat Kowalski. First name unkown, other particulars also unknown."
    Colorado State Police
     
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  29. ruckusryan
    Joined: Jan 9, 2010
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    from Canada

    My Cars A Hybrid it Burns Gas And Rubber!!
     

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