...well I thought it would work.. ...go ahead ,try it...STOP!!!!!... are you bleeding???.... ...DAMN..thought that would work...OK...TAKE IT OFF again... ........try this!!!!!! ...WHY DOSN'T IT GET TIGHT??.....
On video of a fake interview "Remember I'm a professional driver on a closed course don't try this at home" 1/2 half lap later I left the track in a cloud of tire smoke, flying turf, mowed down some willow saplings and headed backwards tword the swamp.
Heard uttered from a buddy's mouth after being stopped by a traffic cop: "ain't no hick cop gonna tell me how to drive my truck..."
"all ya gotta do is..." "what's that smell?" and, the number one thing: "Sure - the bodywork and paint will be done in a week." ~Scotch~
It'll wear in before it wears out . It looks good from far,far from good. Is this thing on ? You unplugged it right ? Dont stop till you hear glass and smell shit ! What brakes ? You tightened that wheel didnt you ? It aint right if you dont have spare parts.
"I wonder where the mother bear is?" "Nice kitty" "Does your dog bite?" "...or is it clock-wise to tighten?" "I've done this a million times" "... or is it acid into water?" "That's funny..."
The vibration goes away once you get going over 70. Heard that while riding along in a couple different cars trying to diagnose a problem.
lmfao...i'm a certified pool operator as part of my hotel maintenance supervisor job. overseeing several hotels and training guys on balancing a pool has left me with a VERY stern attitude towards training the guys how to mix the acid and water properly. one of my guys added the water to the acid one day and the fumes burned his face, arms and he wasn't wearing a respirator so it got his lungs a bit too. he told me he remembered afterwards to add acid to water. i use him as an example now when i'm trining new guys...
Sign at a welding shop: It doesn't have to be red to be hot. It was junk before, right? Can't hurt it now. Man, we can built that one cheap. or This one will be a quick easy build. You sold it for how much? I'd of given you twice that much for it. Gene
Floor It........that Flame Will Be Sucked Down In The Engine! Heard Commonly While Using Starting Fliud In The Sub Zero Weather Here..with A Slow Cranking Starter.. Paperdog
"Stand by for justice!" "This wrench isn't working. Hand me the torch." I don't need jack stands, this'll only take a minute."
"Hey, watch this!" "We always used to do this..." "Honey, is (fill in the blank) supposed to be making that noise?" And the one I like to ask my boy AFTER whatever it was that he just did..."What did you learn?" -Brad
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