Favorite Car Movie Lines

"That's the ugliest car I've ever seen."

From "The Gumball Rally." Cobra driver says that to his co-driver after the guy in the T-bucket drives off.

 

AG...Bo Hopkins to Richard Driefus "Like every guy in this town you got the same secret dream...right? You wanna be a Pharaoh"

 

There is only one thing worse than pushing a dead race car,and that is picking up a dead body. Dennis Hopper in King of the mountain.

 

"whaddya got in there, kid?"

"more than YOU can handle!"

 

" Hey John think you could spotweld the bumper bracket on my Mopar if i bring it by on Monday?"

 

Hollywood Knights, "What color is that thing anyway? Is it piss yellow?" "No. It's Tony Danza yellow"

 

Here's mine form the movie "CARS":

Doc Hudson
"Hey, was that floating like a Cadillac"

Lightning McQueen
"Crazy old grandpa car"

CRUISER

 

From Moonrunners
"Ya'll got curb service" after he backs the big chrysler into the side of the Bar

 

Hot Rod "it's my garage against the world"

 

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!"
Back to the Future

 

"me in the back of the motor, charlie? wif my ashtma? i'll be sick in no time"
"LOOK; you're all going to ride in the back; and nobody's getting sick; OKAY?"


and... "nobody move a muscle... i got a plan....."

the REAL Italian Job
"they serve spaghetti 3 times a day in Italian prisons"
and i wish i knew the exact dialogue for the mechanic in Mad Max describing the damage to the R Mack tractor.

 

When this baby hits 88 you are going to see some serious shit!

 

One of my all-time favorite movies: Easy Rider

"Here's the first of the day, fellas! To old D.H. Lawrence.
Neh! Neh! Neh! Fuh! Fuh! Fuh! Indians."

not cars, but close enough...

 

"Specticles, testicles, wallet, ya, I'm ready to go".........Anthony Hopkins, Worlds fastest Indian.

 

The Bluesmobile from the Blues Brother's movie.
Jake & Elwood rule.................

CRUISER

Bluesmobile - Cool Caddy - Jake & Elwood
Jake "The Caddy, Where's the Caddy" "How about a 1949 Cadillac for the Blues Brothers." CRUISER

 

Not a movie....but one of the funniest lines in years.....

"Did you mean the Charger? Cos you know thats got a Hemi too"

 

"You had me?! You never had me. You never had your car. Granny shiftin', not double clutchin' like ya should. You're lucky that 100 shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake." - The Fast and the Furious.

Ridiculous? Yes. Enjoyable? Totally. It's Point Break but with cars; and I can't even begin to tell you how much I love Point Break.

BTW, I'm fairly intoxicated, but I do love terrible movies.

 

Bye officer lawn mower! hahaha hollywood nights is easily the best car movie.

or how about "Clint Eastwood, I fucked him ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
un fuckin' believe-a-bull

 

"whats the point of stealing a car if your not gonna wring it out? Streets of Fire Keith

 

" I like you. And when Eric Von Zipper likes someone dey stay liked " RIP Harvey Lembeck

 

KOOL guy

 

"What the hell's the matter with this wreck? We're gettin gassed back here!"

Guess the movie... The scene that followed that one was one of the best EVER!

 

Preston Tucker: Isn't that the idea? To build a better mouse trap?
Abe: Not if you're a mouse!

 

Nude Motorcycle Rider: Is there something I can do for you?
Kowalski: Well, like what?
Nude Motorcycle Rider: Like anything you want.

 

from the Real vanishing point movie OH YEAH!

 

"So you want to make love to me because I wear this costume and drive the Monster?"

Frankenstein; Death Race 2000

 

Co-driver replies "Looks like a jukebox!"...

 

sounds like a line from Used Cars

 

Good thing ya stopped me, I coulda killed her.


the old Indian to Clint Eastwood in "The Outlaw Josey Wales."

 

I didn't read the whole thread so this may have been mentioned, but here's one from Carol in AG-
"Your cars uglier than I am."