My trial docs were stamped with that FNG. . . 'FOUND NOT GUILTY'. When I left school, it was FNG 'FLUNKED NINTH GRADE'. When exiting the military where my MOS was Search and Reconoiter, the paperwork read FNG . . .'FAILED NAVIGATIONAL GUIDANCE'. Pearl Vision Center has me listed as FNG 'FOCUS NOT GOOD'. The local Civic Awareness Group issued me a warning notice marked FNG. . . 'FOLIAGE NEVER GROWS'. At work, my review was FNG, . . . 'FRANKLY, NOT GOOD'. My wife even calls me FNG, for 'FLATULENCE, NOISE and GAS'. I guess I should be happy with Jalopy Journals FNG which I prefer to interpret as 'FAIRLY NICE GUY' . . . Thanks.
Well HOLY ****!!! A newbie with a sense of humor!!!! When I saw the ***le of your intro, I was expecting to see a prime display of what I have come to think FNG stands for... Familiar Newby Groaning. Welcome. Now do a proper intro.
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