"Fusion Needs Gas" Eat fewer beans and you should be alright. If you really want an honest answer, watch "Blue Thunder" with Roy Schneider... yeah baby!
Fuckin' New Guy.. its alright , stick around it will change ..if you post and become part of the board you can make it go away real quick with a bribe of 50 bucks to Ryan for an alliance membership..
Term was originated in Vietnam for those of us old enought to remember that nightmare ! A little OT I know but....Godspeed to the MIA and POW's of all the current and past world conflicts.
An FNG was a truck manufactured in Uzbekistan during cold war, it was pulled by donkeys or Yaks. Next you become newbie, a newbie is a type of Volkswagen, it was made for countries with no roads or fuel, you can put your choice of animal in front of it and let them pull away to top speed. Say what you will about the newb, it did have a killer stereo system.
Now that we are on definitions and I have been hanging on here for awhile what exactly is a "Gold Chainer" ? Is it a Dude that has his ride built for him, just pays for it or is it someone who might have built his own ride & does his own work but just wears a gold chain ? A few fellows I know do their own work but wear gold chains ? Are they gold chainers ? I'm serious I really don't know what it means.
Gold chainer? Bought a car or had a car built start to finish in a shop, then sits in his lawn chair at car shows talking to his other buddies about how he busted his ass to get his ride perfect. They're usually accompanied by woman with three foot tall bouffants who scowl and wipe continuously at the paint with a duster. Distinct traits of gold chainers: *very clean and well manicured fingernails *nicely dressed with no visible oil stains on their clothing or shoes *deferential to those who appear to be like them, snotty, rude, and asinine to anyone perceived to be below their socio-economic caste *critical of any vehicle other than their own, happy to provide unrequested criticism to any hapless rod owner they come into contact with
I've met a few "gold chainers" After you start asking questions about his car he has no Idea what yur talkin about. I asked one guy " Is that a roots style blower or a twin screw" he looked at me like I was from outer space
I'm adding to Electrodudes post but hate quoting all the stuff so I add, a gold chainer is that mouth that comes up behind you when he has about six of his other gold chainer friends with him and points out all the little flaws in the ride that you spent 4 years building while his car was done by XYZ, while you were out in the shop welding he was getting a spray tan, while you were blocking he was posing at the meat market gym at the mall, he will barely know how to even start his car but his mouth will be big block powered, he usually will have an immaculate what he calls shop with a plasma 50" and pump pictures on the wall, and a musce bench in the center, he will tell you that he has callouses on his hands from pulling all nighters getting his car ready to kick your cars ass but if you go by the local s rod shop you will see his car in there getting worked on by your buddy who is soakin the crap out of this dope and you will learn that his callouses are from pullin something else all night. So no most gold chainers don't actually have a gold chain but should be walked on one with a poop pan behind them.
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