For The Ladies only I need help!

Not even going to touch that one Denise!!! I can see you and Roadstar in the Puddin' Pit!!

 

my wife has the usual complaints too. not enough facilities/johns for women only. she usually gets overheated too at hot summertime shows and looking for shade is always a bummer especially when i can walk and talk all day in the heat. so basically try and make the women folk who really are there to make sure we dont do anything stupid as comfortable as possible. she likes to see me have a good time at shows but she doesnt want to be totally fried by the end of the day either though.

 

and here I was picturing me and ChevyGirlRox in the pudding wrestling pit together......me and a guy.....how noval.

 

Mmmmmm, Pudding........

 

I think that's what we all were picturing.....

 

I damn sure was!

 

I like the idea of a ladies only race cl***...

That's the idea. There's nothing like coming up the return lane to a bunch of people clapping and cheering even thou you've just run the ****pest p*** of your life! Just 'cause your a girl!

How bout a Stud contest to go along with the Pin-ups?

 

I don't think you want to see me in a thong!

 

C'mon, this is an easy one.

Just bring some of your dirty shirts for them to wash.

And if they run out of shirts, tell them to make you a sandwich.

 

Yeah well, I'm sure you guys don't want to see me enter the pin up contest. Thong or not. That's why I stay behind the wheel of the car.

 

I'll never view pudding the same again...

 

Your single right.

 

wife: "Honey, what's wrong? Why aren't you eating your pudding?"

Lindross: "Nothings wrong dear. I was just thinking"

 

The retro vendors are really important (yes, we're cliche' and love to buy ****, 'nuff said), and the pin-up contest was a huge hit with the girls at our show this year. You might also try to find someone who does retro hair and make-up to do pin-up makeovers.

Something I remember from going to car shows as a kid was all these crazy couples games they used to have. Some have been mentioned, but two I remember loving to watch was "the pudding drop" and "pack-a-rod".

The pudding drop was totally evil. The guy lays on the ground under a 6 foot step ladder. On the paint can shelf is an industrial size can of pudding and a big s****. The chicks climb the ladder and attempt to plop pudding into the mouth of the poor guy on the ground. Good times for sure!

The pack-a-rod was also funny. It was a relay race and at the starting line was a car and a HUGE pile of clothes, luggage and tons of other ****. Competing teams would attempt to put on the clothes, stuff the luggage and get everything else in the car and then drive the car to the finish line. First one to do this wins.

I'm sure if you get creative you could come up with a bunch of other crazy things to watch and participate in.

Stacey

 

I thought you were talking about something else when you mentioned the "pac-a-rod" Dirty mind I guess..The pie baking contest I love. Definitly going to do that one. Pin-up girl contest, yes. More vendors of cool retro & vintage stuff, yes & if anyone knows of any vendors that might be interested in doing the show please tell me how to contact them. Might do a stroll or some kind of dance contest. I still need to figure that one out. I also like the idea of having a pin-up girl make over booth. Does anyone know someone who would be willing to do this? Make-up & hair??
Thanks & keep those ideas coming.
Sorry guys no mud, pudding, syrup wrestling unless it happens naturally. No bannanna, pickle or sausage eating contest either.

 

Yes, but I am propostioned by Russian pros***utes on Myspace on a near daily basis, and I think I should get some credit for that.

Apparently I'm huge in Moscow.

 

I'm not sure about the pie baking contest but you can put me on the list for the pie eating contest.