found this today

11 more and thats it.

 

Well, I was watching the World Series game while reading all this, Rangers 4-2. only the game ended an hour ago, and this thread keeps going

 

Looks like it just got sunk!

 

I think it actually says:
"THE balls game sat 10.00 am...
the next car said:
Bring gags and latex suits"

 

I don't know is on 3rd.


I don't get the posts griping about humourous posts, they'e been around here longer than I have, as an example Christian's shit grinder post comes to mind, it's disgustingly hillarious.

Wish I could find the link I had for it.

 

this has got to be the best birthday present ever! 11 fucking pages of total nothing, can't even remember who was the original poster because i'm laughing so hard! subscribed!!!

 

This is why I love the H.A.M.B.

 

Best thread in a long time. Great reading

Here goes with mine. Chassis stencil, October 23 1945; and clock stencil, August 1945. Can't read the rest, too feint.

 

Got some similar etchings on the firewall of my ol jalopy as well, difference is mines 53 years earlier than yours. Man you got yourself a rear beast there pal.

 

In the words of "The Jam"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-H0uIH5HHQ&ob=av3e

lolololol

 

Wow,,,,,,,Been a hell of a thread. I am fried but still have my swagger.

 

Id get that cock checked.

 

The link is gone, but someone quoted it and I copied it to a sticky note, so it can live on forever.

Originally Posted by Christian 01-24-2002 06:46 PM
You know that feeling 'cause you tinker with cars you think you can fix anything? Well sometimes you better not try, here's why:
I live in an old house from the twenties with originally just one toilet, outside, where you take a crap right into the sceptic tank, somewhere down the line whoever lived here got sick of his ass freezing to the toilet seat in winter and they installed a bathroom on the second floor. Unfortunately they cut a few corners and instead of running a big pipe up to the second floor to dispose of turds they installed a 'brouilleur": one of those big blenders behind the toilet bowl so they can run the chopped turds down the little sink-drain pipes. Dunno if you have those things over there, they're kinda comparable to those blenders you Americans have in your kitchen sinks. Anyway, our "brouilleur" has been acting up for months, it just kept on going, normally it shuts itself off 30 seconds after you flushed, first it became a minute, then it just wouldn't shut off at all. So what we do is take a crap, flush, wait 30 seconds then pull the plug. Been going on like that for weeks, so today I finally get my courage together to do the dreaded job of checking out the shit-caked brouilleur box. It's a white blastic box that sits right behind the toilet bowl and out the top comes a small pipe that dissapears into the wall. It only took a couple of minutes to unhook it, and without getting too much shit on my hands. I take the lid of to be greeted by the most horendous sight ever, tubes and mechanisms with a nice old layer of shit in all shades of brown over 'em. Take the thing downstairs and outside and pour it's contents over the fence (no neighbours) then take it into the garage and put it in the sink. I can't see anything, first of all 'cause I can only look at it why holding my breath (me, a smoker, 10 seconds), secondly 'cause you can't see anything other then shit in the shape of machinery. Logic tells me the mechanism probably shuts off and on with the level of water/piss/sheit in the box. So I decide to plug it in and run water from the tap in it to see what happens. It fills up, and up, and up when all of a sudden the thing starts mixing, and, remember the pipe coming OUT THE TOP, and THE LID BEING OFF????? There was a fountain of shit coming out of that thing all the way to the ceiling!!!! Of course most of it caught me on it's way back down, it was horrendous, I was shitman, the white T-shirt didn't help either, in my hair, fuck, everywhere... The missus is still laughing, and I've just spent two hours in bath, changing the water 3 times.....

 

I WANT MORE.

 

Hope my wife never reads this.
about a year ago,my wife decided to take a bath with my then 1 year old son.
She filled the tub with warm water,put the kid in there and then she got in and sat down,
my son was playing with whatever the fuck kids play in the tub,she leaned her head back and started relaxing,closed her eyes and when she just getting real comfortable,she felt warm squiggy stuff floating around her....
guess what she saw when she opened her eyes.?

 

This is the longest thread about nothing I have ever seen. I do see that would be a difficul with a problem as tough as that one. Good luck with that! ~sololobo~

 

haaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Damn!!!

Is that quatto from Total Recall???

 

I went through all those pages for this?

 

Well, here is how it all shakes down,

We asked what we didn't know so we could know what we didn't
Said what we said so others could know what they didn't
Found out what we didn't know and we now know what we didn't want to know
Got what we wanted but didn't want what we got
Now we all don't want to know what we know because not knowing was better...you know