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Funny Story- I think I got PUNKED!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by JimA, Jun 26, 2007.

  1. Paul Y
    Joined: Dec 29, 2006
    Posts: 633

    Paul Y
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    It could have been worse...

    I hear Mike Hunt works with ****, have you tried him??

    P.
     
  2. sololobo
    Joined: Aug 23, 2006
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  3. hog mtn dave
    Joined: Jul 14, 2004
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    About 2 years ago I told a telemarketer that Mike Hunt was in charge of our long distance service, and to call back later. We still get callers looking for Mike Hunt from time to time.
     
  4. Now there's a lady who needed FULL SERVICE!!!:D
     
  5. 40 & 61 Fords
    Joined: May 17, 2006
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    Head to your nearest mens public restroom. I hear that's where they all hang out...
     
  6. graverobber63
    Joined: Sep 8, 2004
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    hahhahahahahhahhahahhaha thats cl***ic
     
  7. Dirk35
    Joined: Mar 8, 2001
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    I knew a girl who's last name was **** before she got married. She got married at a young age. Her dad even had a Restored 36 Ford Coupe. No BS!

    I never called and asked for her my the last name though! :) HeHe....... only cause I didnt know her all that well.

    Thats cool of you to tell us your story. Funny as hell! Thumbs up man!
     
  8. SinisterCustom
    Joined: Feb 18, 2004
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    Hahaha.....probably tellin' her freinds about the GAY guy who called her.....
     
  9. Goztrider
    Joined: Feb 17, 2007
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    from Tulsa, OK

    Back when I was in the military, our outgoing lines were blocked from caller ID, so we'd on occasion when we were completely bored late at night call someone and ask for Joe or anyone other name we'd come up with. After a few hours of calling and finding ever increasingly pissed off people who answered, "Joe" would call them back and ask for his messages.

    That also reminds me of the chick I used to work with. She encouraged us to call Purina for a free - yes FREE - 5# bag of puppy food. All you had to do was dial 1-800-MY-PUPPY and take a short survey. It supposedly still works if you do it! Try it and see!
     
  10. swade41
    Joined: Apr 6, 2004
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    from Buffalo,NY

    Was her first name Amanda ? ****
     
  11. Bart: I'm looking for Amanda... last name, Hugginkiss

    Moe: Excuse me fellas, I'm looking for a Amanda Hugginkiss, please, can someone find me Amanda Hugginkiss!
     
  12. JimA
    Joined: Apr 1, 2001
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    Well, as much as I hate to say it- I found ****- or Richard as he also goes by. He did in fact type the number wrong and he will be delivering me one rebuilt Vega engine on Sunday for my '71 Panel Express.
     

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  13. SinisterCustom
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    Congrats!:D
     
  14. Shifty Shifterton
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    Uh oh. Let us know how it goes on the *** offender registry.
     
  15. 23 bucket-t
    Joined: Aug 27, 2005
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    **** Hurts and his barking ******........
     
  16. Aman
    Joined: Dec 28, 2005
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    from Texas

    My name is **** but, they call me Richard for long.:D :rolleyes:
     
  17. 55olds88
    Joined: Jul 23, 2001
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    cl***ic, we had the young fella at work call a number and ask for Les Been..... apparently the gay rights center were not impressed, oh and there is no ronald at McD's but its good for a laugh.
     
  18. fugness
    Joined: Jun 23, 2007
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    cl***ic stuff, now everyone here is looking at me strangely wondering why i am laughing at my computer!!
    IS Mr Wall there?
    no
    Mrs Wall?
    no
    Any Walls there?
    no
    so whats holding up your ****** roof.

    Good ol Richard Cranium.
     
  19. My buddy's dad owned a bar years ago where this girl worked that we liked to **** with. We'd go outside to the pay phone, call the bar, and ask if she would please page Mike Hunt. We'd run back in the bar in time to hear her yelling out for Mike Hunt (say the name quickly). It was pretty funny
     
  20. Yes I did call Jim that a while back ,but he has the type of personality that comes across that he can handle the :cool: pressure and oviously so...This IS some funny **** Jim,Thanks for sharing -you P........'''':D
    Aguy I know's dad runs a franchise auto dealership near here....
    **** Head Motors.....true name of his place!!
     
  21. flamedabone
    Joined: Aug 3, 2001
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    Did that dude with the Vega parts have a cousin named Hugh?

    Hugh..Jorgen.


    Really though..If you own a Vega of any kind it must be FAAAAST!!!

    Stock Vegas..not cool.

    -Abone.
     
  22. JimA
    Joined: Apr 1, 2001
    Posts: 4,795

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    NO ONE has ever accused me of being cool. But a lowered Vega Shop panel truck will certainly be different. $3.50 a gallon? It's time for stock Vegas again! Too bad NONE are left!
     
  23. Mr.Musico
    Joined: Jan 7, 2007
    Posts: 1,645

    Mr.Musico
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    from SoCal

    If you cant get ****, you might be able to get his dad, Papa *****
     
  24. brandon
    Joined: Jul 19, 2002
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    there are 4 about 4 miles from my house.....i even one panel......:eek: after one of your other vega post ....i had to take a ride and see what all was left....then the wheels started turning.....:D your bad jim ....your bad...:D brandon
     

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  25. JimA
    Joined: Apr 1, 2001
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    Brandon, I fell in love with that car too in 1975!!!! PHR was kick *** back then!
    Damn, I might even need to put Cragars on mine!
     
  26. Old Bowtie
    Joined: May 5, 2007
    Posts: 147

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    from South,TX

    you guy's are killing me with this funny ****. oh and by the way I work with a lady by the name of "Anita" husband Mobee last name???
     
  27. I can't say i'm nuts about Vegas. But that one pictured is perfect. Not too big a rear tire, and perfect stance/wheels!
     
  28. JimA
    Joined: Apr 1, 2001
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    Yeah, they stretched the wheel wells (everyone else was doing ugly flares at the time). But then the "Darth Vadered" the car when they finished it (as it was the popular deal) with black paint and gold plated Cragars- it broke my heart. It looked lame.
     
  29. hope you don't make this into a datline pedofile hamb interview...

    always ask for richard ...not many ****s answer to that even if thats thier name
    then ask for ****... only if thats what your really looking for..
     
  30. brandon
    Joined: Jul 19, 2002
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    i think that would be a requirement.....:D ... brandon:D
     

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