funny things to say, words you use

This is a sieve. It's used to strain things like pasta, boiled vegetables or lumpy gravy. Water runs right through it - hence it leaks profusely. I had no idea what my dad was talking about either until one day my mom asked me to hand her, "that sieve over there."

 

when i used to wake up hung over my room mate would say:"you look like you got shot at and missed but shit at and hit."

 

My Grandfather and my Dad always said "that thang won't pull a greezy string out of a cats ass"!

 

Hilarious! Yet I'm glad it was you who started this, not me. LOL

 

Girl with a big but has more ass than a donkey ranch.

Eagle shits on friday.

Shit dont run up hill..

Hey you got run off of the face or what?

When you assume you make an ass out of u and me...

How long you guys gonna be, you look like a state crew over there...

You look like you got hit by the shit wagon.

Why do you got that just boofed the neibors cat look on you face?

YOU COULDNT DRIVE A STICK UP A DEAD HOGS ASS.......

 

Yeah he's got musical talent, you otta hear him play the meat whistle...

 

'He's a fine specimen...................urine specimen that is.'

'Assumption is the mother of all f$%#^ps.'

 

A friend from Arkansas said after seeing a really cute girl

I would crawl through glass under barbed wire naked just to sniff the dogs ass that pissed on the tire of the truck that picked up her dirty skivvies.

 

Cold as a witches tit in a brass bra doing push ups in the snow

 

live like a republican vote for a democrat

 

This could go on forever