Y'all-- Another issue of GARAGE is going to press as we speak and, as usual, I wanna give you a preview of what's a-comin':
Stoner. No pics of Jesse' Merc in this one? Shit.....things are getting tough when ya even own your own magazine and still can't get your car in it. KNUX!
Weeeeeeee-ha. Lovely leg's. Is that location in the 'Big Apple'? Got to git a submission to that gal. Opp's...... I mean subscription to that magazine.
Since Jesse likes showing he LITERALLY has money to burn with his posts about how giddy he gets watching the video of the smashed Anglia how about lowering the cover price to 25 cents?- He'd be EVERYONE'S hero then!!! And imagine the jump in circulation numbers
Yeah, we thought y'all might get a kick out of a feature on Turbonique--amazing stuff. Also, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention a little feature only the HAMB could appreciate: A cameo from...GERM. That's right. Also, another blast from the past: Harvester of Bondo. "Older" HAMBers will appreciate the gravity of this, for sure. And the "younger" ones will learn... And cover by the one and only TIMOTHY WHITE. Any of you art directors and designers out there will appreciate the gravity of this. Speaking of gravity, there's some heavy shit being discussed by FATHER FURY pertaining to the Kennedy Brothers and just some real good shit... Oh yeah, and don't forget Zenor--staff Girl Oiler. He got some help in this department from our Danish intern, Mikael. STONER
When I start flaunting my "F.U." TV money, yes I will. Also remember I already lost my ass on a few stacks of Garage magazines the O.C. guys liberated from my booth at a show- I gotta recoup somehow!
why cant it be a weekly mag?? i read the whole thing within 2 hours of gettin it! i need more, MORE I TELLS YA! keep it up stoner! i love it! my last issue got messed up..the kat pages are stuck together...dont know what happend!!!
I cant wait!! My wife got me a subscription, now I dont have to hunt around for it anymore!! One of my favorite mags I always read them cover to cover. Jimmy White
You should have no problem finding GARAGE, now we're in every Barnes & Noble, most Borders, almost all 7-11 stores and a bunch of other smaller chains. Also, there's coverage of the GARAGE gal Of The Year party from Austin, TX in this issue, so pick this one up! STONER
Stoner, or should that be Lou Cifer? you know when it is out on the stands? I need something good to read when I go do my laundry this morning. KNUX!
Women, nothing but problems, they have pussies, down there, therein lies their astronomical power. Would you sell one for $8 when she cost you $14 in the first place? I have, it was worth it.
Women, nothing but problems, they have pussies, down there, therein lies their astronomical power. Would you sell one for $8 when she cost you $14 in the first place? I have, it was worth it. __Nads. You waking up from last nights "jungle juice" festives? KNUX!
Fuck me, last night was a partaaay fer sure. there was one of those darned womenfolk to start with, and then more of 'em showed up, filling the room with their dangerous essence, some of 'em even wore skimpy outfits and were visibly inebriated just to make things even more edgy. One of 'em wrecked my concentration by crossing her legs right in front of me, it's almost as if she did it on purpose. They're not the same species as men, these women thingies, they can't drive worth a shit (most of 'em) but they can (and do) drive you nuts. I can't wait for Garage number 14 just to see more examples of what God made to fuck up our lives. Please answer me this question, how come faggy, iffeminate men always get the hottest chicks?
Yeah--I forgot Wal-Mart! Our biggest carrier! Hey, Nads--you need to put that imagination of yours to work. For US, dood. We give the HAMB a special preview that is seen nowhere else--so that means that you'll see it in your mailbox toward the end of the month and on the stands a week or two after that. STONER
Please answer me this question, how come faggy, iffeminate men always get the hottest chicks? Answer....... They are usually in the fashion biz, have ooodles of $$$$ and will spend it on them and never ask if they can have a little punaney and women aren't threatened at all. Gay men make great friends for hot looking women. Why am I telling you this Nads, you know this already. KNUX!
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