Gasoline Black Out Day, Wed May 19th

And he called me a retard for the visor. That message is just about as stupid. Read up about it... they've been trying this since the 70's. No worky.

 

Well it worked, all the stations in the Omaha area were vacant yesterday and today they are going bankrupt. I saw gas at $.36 a gallon and no-one was lining up . The bicycles have taken over the fast lane on the Interstate.I myself resisted the urge to get my breakfast Burrito from the Iranian that runs a gas staion down the street.
I hope he can stay in business long enough to build up that Dowry to marry off that ugly daughter. I'm worried now that this may spread ,the grocery stores could be next, ripping us off on milk and Snickers bars.
It's a movement unequaled since Anita Bryant ,Orange juice , and the gay fellers locked horn's.

What if the migrant workers out there picking the Hamburger Helper crop would throw down their buckets ,where would we be.

The Naugua breeders might stop raising them and Naugahyde would become rare and only the Goldchainers could afford it.

The guys at Orange County Choppers would be down to doing a Theme bike for the Queer Eyes for the Straight Guy's show.

Can't you just hear it " I'll put a size 12 up your ass" and they reply "bring it on Big Boy.

 

Just a question though. If we didnt buy gas yesterday, and need to rush and buy it today, won't that be a surge in gas consumption and revenue and equal the two days days out?