Projects Giant speedster project

The old gauge and the brass key look great, good job.

 

I knew we shouldn't have let Jerry use those pizza pans for wheel covers,,, now he has a pizza oven disguised as a Speedster!

 

if that guage was installed horizontally you could laugh every time people lean over to see what (that thing) was for ...

 

Merry Christmas to all!!

If you ever had any doubts as to my sanity, you will have none after you see this card.
Caption:
IT"S ALIVE! With Christmas Spirit! Merry Christmas Giant Speedster Fans!

Jerry and family

 

SMACK .... thank you Sir may I please have another....

SANITY CLAUSE ... DOUBLE CHECK AND RE CHECK..!


Dem kids are REALLY selling it you are so lucky!!!!!

 

Great card, sanity is over rated anyway......Merry Christmas to you and yours.

 

You are an odd duck, sir.

I bet your kids love every minute of it too.

Love the oven, BTW.

 

You will look super cool next year in the Christmas Parade with that group riding in the Speedster.

 

Hi Jerry.Merry Christmas to you and yours.And may you have a happy,healthy and prosperous New Year.LOVE the card.
Good luck.Have fun.Be safe.
Leo

 

Prepare the Yak II

Finally--the paint. Almost ready for final assembly. Tomorrow everything will be dry. I even put some insulation on top of the oven. Who wants a hot foot? I'll put some inside but not now. Got to move on, man! I drilled and tapped the holes for the aluminum step's hold down screws which arrived today by SYD--Special Yak Delivery. The step will be etched but that can wait too. We got to drive! Install the oven and muffler + pipe. Finish the running board step. Put on the hood. Etch and install the dash plus wiring and we're on the road!

Jerry

 

Probably be in his old WWI flight suit.

In your case, a yak hair suit would be appropriate.

 

Chapter 9
The Yak People

Stopping to check his tires while crossing the barren Gobi Desert, our 1923 road warrior finds a beautiful yak maiden fending off three Ursus gobiensis--the dreaded Gobi bear--sent by Ergot, the leader of the evil Fungi tribe. Grabbing his trusty Dutch Beaumont rifle, he stands atop the speedster's stern and picks off the animals one by one. Grateful, the girl reveals herself as Joetta, daughter of the Yak King. While driving to the village, Joetta explains that the Yak People are in peril from Ergot and the Fungi who want her tribe's powerful fuel source--lizard dung deposits. For many months they have been praying for a savior. When they arrive, Joetta pleads with our hero that she will do anything for him if only he will use his wise 1923 science to save her people. After shedding his WWI flight suit and seducing her in an ancient ritual--demanded by the Yak King--our hero resuits and uses the giant speedster to drive Ergot and the evil Fungi into the Valley of Borax where they are enslaved by the Old Ranger. After a celebratory seduction ritual--once again demanded by the Yak King--our hero departs amid cheering Yak people to find new adventures.

 

hmm what was in the fumes of that paint used on the oven ??? man im going to wear a respirator , anytime I paint , an I thought the dreams after eating indian food were strange

 

Maybe not the fumes; could Jerry have found some high octane Australian Ale?

 

Maybe Chapter 10 talks about the White Wedding of our warrior and Joetta and the honeymoon somewhere in Colorado...

 

Dang Jerry, have you been talking to my wife? She keeps telling me I must be a Mushroom because I'm such a Fungi.

 

That picture of yak girl made me do it.

 

I think Jerry would drink something healthy and closer to home.

 

OK, enough yakking........on with the speedster project!

 

OK, OK, point taken. So here is a speedy
Yak-1 with an engine comparable in relative size to the Giant Speedster:



WW II USSR Yak-1

 

Yak,yak,yak

10:00 Arrive at shop and gather up oven and parts
10:06 Begin installing temperature gauge in oven
10:18 Look around for nuts to space gauge from sheet metal
10:31 Find suitable nuts and install gauge
10:35 Begin installing oven door
10:40 Search for screws and buts to install hinges
10:45 Find screws and nuts and install oven door
10:46 Take picture
10:47 Countersink screw holes to attach step to oven
11:01 Test fit step
11:05 More countersinking
11:09 Take picture
11:12 Remove exhaust pipe
11:15 Ponder how to paint pipe in such cold weather
11:23 Take pipe outside, put heat gun in one end
11:26 Shake paint can
11:28 Test pipe temperature
11:28:11 Burn finger
11:28:13 Curse
11:28:14 Put finger in mouth
11:28:18 Look for water for burn
11:29:22 Hold finger in water
11:32 Begin painting
11:45 Take pictures
11:55 Bring everything inside
11:56 Install pipe
11:58 Take pictures
11:59 Turn off lights, lock shop
11:60 Leave


Jerry

 

I submit to the court that these events could only have occurred virtually simultaneously and that the timeline is full of yak stuff.

 

Looking good Jerry. Like the heat gun idea to warm up the pipe. Have to add that to my bag of tricks. If you have trouble finding the Yak, perhaps some nice Mutton would do.

 

I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

The second greatest thing in the world is a MLT: a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that.

 

They're a great pick-me-up when you've been mostly dead all day too.

The speedster is big enough to run right over an ROUS though, so no worries there!

 

I think you're trying to blave us...

 

Inconceivable.

 

"You ARE the brute squad!"

 

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.



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