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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by 3wLarry, Oct 1, 2008.

  1. No they become chainers by wearing knee pads.

    Larry love the truck man. Tell me more about it other than it has wide whites. Not a big fan of wide whites myself, they look good on your truck:cool: jus not on mine. :eek:
     
  2. skwurl
    Joined: Aug 25, 2008
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    I road forced my bias plys on my Model A. It mad e huge difference. how did yours turn out?
     
  3. Django
    Joined: Nov 15, 2002
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    5 pads? You should be able to do all 4 tires with 1 pad. Keep practicing...

    And I think you'd do better to drink Miller Chill rather than the Bud ****. It's way better. :D
     
  4. slammed
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    Sprinkle some Comet, and Super Clean in w/ the SOS! Damned 'chainer's.
     
  5. treb11
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    where is the 6th beer?
     
  6. shoprat
    Joined: Dec 23, 2006
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    from Orange, CA

    Before WW's went out of style here the last time I used Comet and a brush.
    I'm gonna have to dig out one of my chains from the 70's and get with it. It'll
    go with my Coors.
     
  7. ...doc...
    Joined: Feb 18, 2007
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    ...doc...
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    from Houston

    man, I love your truck.

    I have had good results with simple green and a rag on my www.

    There was a thread a while back on the best thing to use to clean www, a lot of good info
     
  8. Lime fluffers don't cost that much...
     
  9. Wesley
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    you would think that Larry would want a cabana boy named Armando.

    I wonder if Larry's method would work on the white letters and white bar on my drag slicks. My wife loves Bud Light Lime, I will have top see if I can get her to clean my slicks before the Day of the Drags.
     
  10. 29bowtie
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    The white letters on slicks are usually painted on not rubber like a whitewall. The "citrus" in that "lime beer" mlght actually be a good cleaner. There isn't really much alcohol,in that Okie stuff either though,is there? Come to Canada,we have high octane brew.;)
     
  11. Shifty Shifterton
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    Probably poured on the ground in memory of fallen chainers. Never forget.
     
  12. Word.
     
  13. 2-TONED
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    so you are saying he might have taken off the knee pads & drove the truck over to the gravel for the pictures?! :eek:
     
  14. drdave
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    I didn't think chainers drove their cars. Musta pushed into the gravel early in the morning before anyone saw him so he had the high profile spot for the magazine guys to see it. :D
     
  15. Goztrider
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    Eww... that just sounds.... eww....

    ON a different note, I was curious about having the SOS pads near the powdercoating on my wheels. Dont want to screw them up in any way.
     
  16. racer756
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    " real" Gold chainers DONT drink beer. They drink Chardoney(wine) and place their Crest teeth whitening strips on the white walls to "brighten them up"
     
  17. Hoptup Jalop
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    so do u pour the beer on the pad and scrub or on the tire first?!?!?
     
  18. B.A.KING
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    so,you think he would cut me a deal on balancing if i drove up from sweet home alabama:D
     
  19. SinisterCustom
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    It figures.......only a 'chainer would have a tech post on CLEANING......:D
     
  20. Nah, ya drink 5 beers, pee on the pads... then rub the tires. After you do it 4 or 5 times all your gold chainer buds will want to know where you got those cool Wide Gold Walls.
     
  21. fiat128
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    from El Paso TX

    So if Bud Lime is that good at removing grease from tires does drinking it remove the grease from arteries?

    I heard the idea for Bud Lime came from this gold chainer:
    [​IMG]
     
  22. spiffy1937
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    Great tech post ! I'll have to show it to my wife so she can clean our whitewalls while I drink the Miller High Life--------:D I'm retired, I have to drink the cheap stuff!
     
  23. Awedrod
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    from Wichita KS

    Nice truck! Good thing you don't have duallys, you woulda run out of beer!!!!!
     
  24. Bad Bob
    Joined: Jan 25, 2006
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    from O.C. Baby

    Tell Tina to do a better job next time.....
     
  25. Bad Bob
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    His next Tech post will probably be on ironing and ****oning his Hawiian shirt....
     
  26. what a hoser wanna be

    gold chainer for sure ... a real hot rodder would be holding his thumb over the cut off end of the hose to get a spray effect .. cuz he drove over the metal threaded end and had to cut it off...

    no buckets either

    i spose this could be at the neighbors house where they have a outside faucet and running water ?????????...
     
    Last edited: Oct 6, 2008
  27. arkiehotrods
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    I brew my own beer.
     

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