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  1. Lebowski
    Joined: Aug 21, 2011
    Posts: 1,564

    Lebowski
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  2. jimmy six
    Joined: Mar 21, 2006
    Posts: 17,075

    jimmy six
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    I tell you it's not mine......
     
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  3. Jalopy Joker
    Joined: Sep 3, 2006
    Posts: 34,078

    Jalopy Joker
    Member

    "This is the car that I want"
     
  4. Lady I'm telling ya I want to go home too but nobody can move till the Ferry Docks!

    The Wizzard
     
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  5. 55 Ford Gasser
    Joined: Jul 7, 2011
    Posts: 762

    55 Ford Gasser
    Member

    "Maybe next time you'll listen to me when I say we should leave early!"
     
  6. Nostrebor
    Joined: Jun 25, 2014
    Posts: 1,329

    Nostrebor
    Member

    How am I supposed to make you a sandwich in this parking lot?!!
     
  7. brett4christ
    Joined: Jul 8, 2007
    Posts: 5,497

    brett4christ
    Member

    "I'm telling you, I parked it right here!!!!"
     
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  8. Somebody please help! All I did was tell him that I already sold the Pontiac for $50.
     
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  9. uncleandy 65
    Joined: Jan 14, 2013
    Posts: 4,284

    uncleandy 65
    Member

    I know you like the Pontiac, but this one hear has a better paint job.
     
  10. hotrodyankee
    Joined: Jun 27, 2016
    Posts: 304

    hotrodyankee
    Member

    Look at this back yard! you don't need all these projects, get rid of some of this **** or I'm leaving. (Husband], SEE YA!
     
  11. exterminator
    Joined: Apr 21, 2006
    Posts: 1,695

    exterminator
    Member

    Hey,you boxed my woody in-please move your cars!
     
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  13. Terrible80
    Joined: Oct 1, 2010
    Posts: 785

    Terrible80
    Member

    Dammit! The impound fees are a $1 a day!
     
  14. wraymen
    Joined: Jan 13, 2011
    Posts: 7,372

    wraymen
    Member

    I knew you had a problem when we were dating but this **** is ridiculous. Where the hell is our driveway?
     
  15. wraymen
    Joined: Jan 13, 2011
    Posts: 7,372

    wraymen
    Member

    Flathead, Flathead, Flat.......cripes, that's all you ever bring home. Just once buy something with a little zip in it, that's all I'm asking.
     
  16. brigrat
    Joined: Nov 9, 2007
    Posts: 6,060

    brigrat
    Member
    from Wa.St.

    I swear I left the kids rite here........................................
     
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  17. traffic61
    Joined: Jun 15, 2009
    Posts: 1,559

    traffic61
    Member
    from Owasso, OK

    No way these here cars are for sale city slicker. I'm gonna fix 'em all up someday.
     
  18. long island vic
    Joined: Feb 26, 2002
    Posts: 2,193

    long island vic
    Member

    im telling him ive never done it,, and he,s telling me just stroke it like this
     
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  19. LOU WELLS
    Joined: Jan 24, 2010
    Posts: 3,517

    LOU WELLS
    ALLIANCE MEMBER
    from IDAHO

    Moma Mia you said pizza delivered in 30 minutes or free...
     
  20. tb33anda3rd
    Joined: Oct 8, 2010
    Posts: 17,583

    tb33anda3rd
    Member

    Ant'ney, it isa not you i love, i'ma ina love wit this car..........
     
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  21. Bowtie Coupe
    Joined: Feb 16, 2009
    Posts: 4,364

    Bowtie Coupe
    Member

    Why, why, why! Why can't you just sing in the shower like normal folks?
     
  22. 56sedandelivery
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
    Posts: 6,694

    56sedandelivery
    Member Emeritus

    Ah come on lady; it's one thing to tell me your car is making a funny noise, it's another to not know which car is even yours!
    Yes mam, I understand your car is blue.....they're all blue!
    Yes Mrs. Leno, I know Jay told you he wants to take the car out for a drive, I just need to know which car!

    I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
     
  23. I told you this parking spot was too good to be true!
     
  24. Flathead Dave
    Joined: Mar 21, 2014
    Posts: 4,027

    Flathead Dave
    ALLIANCE MEMBER
    from So. Cal.

    "Why did I leave from the kitchen??"
     
  25. Fedcospeed
    Joined: Aug 17, 2008
    Posts: 2,011

    Fedcospeed
    Member

    Some one help us! My husband locked his Burger King hat in the car!!
     
  26. els
    Joined: Sep 11, 2016
    Posts: 359

    els
    Member

    "I DIDN'T MEAN TO REAR END YOUR CAR, YOU KNOW I'M A WOMAN DRIVER"
     
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  27. Lebowski
    Joined: Aug 21, 2011
    Posts: 1,564

    Lebowski
    BANNED

    Stupid *****! This is why nobody leaves the game in the third inning! I don't care what time of the month it is!!!
     
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  28. oj
    Joined: Jul 27, 2008
    Posts: 6,589

    oj
    Member

    'I'm telling you the snake was this big and I think he crawled under that car. Maybe.
     
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  29. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 18,501

    Muttley
    Member

    I hope you packed a lunch Mabel, 'cause we're not getting out of here anytime soon.
     
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  30. slowmotion
    Joined: Nov 21, 2011
    Posts: 3,660

    slowmotion
    Member

    "And next we can go to Walmart, Frank.......Frank?
     
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