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Got keyed yesterday

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by cowboy.3d, Apr 6, 2009.

  1. That is some ********!!!!! That ****er should have his ******** in a vicegrip and tortured!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **** that spineless sac of ****! If you find out who did it, FLATTEN HIS ***!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Rudy J
    Joined: Sep 28, 2008
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    That really **** man. . . I agree with Zombie
     
  3. DirtySanchez
    Joined: Aug 31, 2006
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    from So Cal

    Hey- look on the bright side. It could have been the swastica I got carved into my bedside, because I fly a sticker stating "Speak English or get the hell out." I've kinda grown to love my swastica. I don't think there isn't a referrance I haven't heard already. I hate illegals more now too!
     
  4. fenian65
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    caught a dumb*** doin that to my olds a few years ago ******* got a serious beat down i got a weekend in jail.............but he wont do it again
     
  5. Von Rigg Fink
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    My sisters X-boyfriend tried this stunt on her car ..many many years ago (when you could stomp a mud hole in someone and not get sued for it)..Oh he bent the antenna off and used it to scar up the side of her ride, and proceeded to beat the car with something he had (still not sure what it was)..
    well he forgot I knew where he lived.
    after the cop took the report..I drove over to his house, and pulled him out on to his front porch and showed him why he wasnt welcome over our way ever again.
    she wondered for many months why he stopped following her and bugging her...(now im not a big guy and im usually very calm,I dont look for trouble and im not a bad ***, but dont **** with my **** or my faimily)

    theres no excuse for ****ing with another mans car, bike, boat, or woman..or family..if you do it..you better be prepaired to reap the concequences..
    why do these people do this when your not watching? because they are cowards!
     
  6. 19Fordy
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    4/8/09 That stinks. You just have to believe in "Carma". One day last year I saw a kid riding down the street on his bicycle. He was carrying a baseball bat. I had just finished putting up a new mailbox . I see him smash my new mailbox with his bat and he keeps on riding - not knowing I saw him do it. What would you do next? (PS: I park my two cars outside during the day and night.)
     
  7. Kerry67
    Joined: Apr 11, 2005
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    I was at a car show once when a drunk *** teen girl keyed a car and the owner saw it. He grabbed her and held on to her TIGHT until the police showed up. To say he was a little pissed was an understatement.

    F'ing *******s that key cars should have their fingers broken.
     
  8. Von Rigg Fink
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    if he didnt see you when he did it ..chances are he wouldnt know where you lived either.as it was he was knocking down alot of mail boxes..the odds of him figureing who caught him was slim.i probably would have tried to follow him for a block or two and than knock his *** off his bike and take his bat away

    Cowards..you know the dont have the balls or ignorance to do this .."in your face"

    so lets watch out for our fellow rodders and keep an eye out for douchebags like this

    im thinking this thread will eventually get closed..we are all p***ionate(sp) about our cars and things like this enrage us..enraged HAMBers are things Ryan likes to avoid
     
    Last edited: Apr 8, 2009
  9. hillbillyhellcat
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    Somebody keyed my brother's 80 Cutl*** in Flint, Michigan.... It had the original 28 year old paint still on it, what was actually left, anyway, with actual rust holes in the hood! I told him you should have given him a s****er to take some of the rust off it... Some people are so dumb...
     
  10. zman
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    Hmmm... complaining about speaking English in SoCal? That's rich. I've heard that spanish (as well as other languages) was spoken there long before English. Can't spell ******** or reference. Maybe our educational system has failed us? :eek:
     
  11. Goodsonbg
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    One of the downfalls of being an ***hole is leaving yourself open to stuff like this. I'm not calling you an ***hole, I'm just speaking for myself (being an ***hole and all)
     
  12. czuch
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    No sweeter treat than coming outta the discount food joint cause your broke and findin some **** with a key on the burb. "hey dude, thats not the thing to do " I says. Reply, "**** this gashog *******". He wasnt movin when I left and I still have his keys swingin from the mirror.
    small consolation I know but some of us get back.
     
  13. Mr48chev
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    I've been lucky most of the time but I usually always parked the 48 out by it's self and walked a few (or a lot ) extra steps. The only damage I have had happen is a broken off mirror and that was when I was parked in a big parking lot and way to hell and gone from lights or any security.

    There are a lot of stupid and jealous individuals out there who seem to get their rocks off by damaging other folks vehicles or property.
     
  14. Nobodys Hero
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    That ****s man...Sorry to hear it. Id be pissed
     
  15. HOTRODPRIMER
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    I'm not trying to be harsh here,,but where is the pictures of the damage,,HRP
     
  16. Austin296
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    my condolences man. i was so angry when my car got keyed about a year ago
     
  17. Chris Cissel
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    If its not a key, its a damn shopping cart or a door ding
     
  18. 4dFord/SC
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    "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men...."
     
  19. I've had it happen twice. Also had someone (or more than one) pour beer on my car, kick a door in and jump on the hood. Happened one night in a very public, well lit parking lot. Can't believe the balls some idiots have-all balls and NO brains.
    Sorry man, it ****s to come back to your car and find that.
     
  20. chrisser
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    I'm afraid you may see this happening more and more often.

    There is a growing cl*** of people who specialize in breeding envy for political gain. Those who buy into this often use it to rationalize and legitimize their behavior in their own minds.

    Right now, SUVs are the popular targets for vandalism. If you look, you can find stories of this happening (when it's even reported) with more and more frequency.

    It's only a short step to see anything that isn't a plastic econobox clown car as just as rational a target. The bad economy will only make this behavior more common.

    Just my observations. I spend almost as much time on news/political boards as I do on car boards, and what I've been seeing lately (on the political boards) sure ain't pretty.
     
  21. Danimal
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    I worked in a body shop in college. Someone keyed all the way to the metal "LEARN TO PARK" on a VW P***at hood. The guy was an *** hat but wow did that get his attention. I've always wondered, did he ever follow up on that request?
     
  22. sonny3
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    I think we all should have five min. with the **** wad, so we can to spread the love. We all feel for are fellow car bud.
     
  23. Were any other cars around it damaged,o was yours singled out?
     
  24. DirtySanchez
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    Yes, it was. Now English is the primary language. I wish I could go to any country, insist they accomodate my lack of ability to speak their language. What the hell am I explaining this to you for? Your from North Carolina! No wonder you took offence to someone encouraging the thought of speaking English.
     
  25. Fordguy78
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    It sounds like someone needs a serious beating if you ask me.
     
  26. Von Rigg Fink
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    this thread is over a month old..dude are you sure you responded to the right thread?
     
  27. 40StudeDude
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    Yeah, they know...that's WHY they do it...flat/slashed tires can be replaced quikly...a "key job" cannot...!!! They're still ***holes...!!!

    R-
     
  28. Stevie Nash
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    That's why I'm going with the $100 paint job on my ride... :cool:
     

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