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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by graverobber63, Jan 11, 2006.

  1. gas4blood
    Joined: Nov 19, 2005
    Posts: 787

    gas4blood
    Member
    from Kansas

    Hey, Bigcheese327, we have way more control over our kids. It is a school that right now has 9 teachers, 4 paras, two office staff, and a principal, all for 37 kids. We insist on decent behavior, and back it up with rewards for those that do well. Most of us are going ice skating tomorrow. Those that don't work well get to sit at school and do work all day. I have a kid that is staying after school lets out today so he can work instead of sit on his rear. He'll do that 'til he learns to work when it is time to. Many of our kids do have better manners than public school kids, but they don't usually come in that way. It takes a while to get 'em up to par. Most of them get it, eventually. We have the so called "worst kids in the whole county", but I like 'em and like working with them. Some go on to college, etc. I like it so much that I feel it beats working for a living!:D
     
  2. atch
    Joined: Sep 3, 2002
    Posts: 6,181

    atch
    Member

    if your kids are too old for coloring then print this for them (unfortunately and incorrectly sometimes attributed to Bill Gates):

    Some rules kids won't learn in school
    Text By Charles J. Sykes

    Printed in San Diego Union Tribune
    September 19, 1996

    Unfortunately, there are some things that children should be learning in
    school, but don't. Not all of them have to do with academics. As a modest
    back-to-school offering, here are some basic rules that may not have found
    their way into the standard curriculum.

    Rule No. 1: Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teen-ager uses the
    phrase, "It's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who
    said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation
    ever. When they started hearing it from their own kids, they realized Rule
    No. 1.

    Rule No. 2: The real world won't care as much about your self-esteem as much
    as your school does. It'll expect you to accomplish something before you
    feel good about yourself. This may come as a shock. Usually, when inflated
    self-esteem meets reality, kids complain it's not fair. (See Rule No. 1)

    Rule No. 3: Sorry, you won't make $40,000 a year right out of high school.
    And you won't be a vice president or have a car phone either. You may even
    have to wear a uniform that doesn't have a Gap label.

    Rule No. 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait 'til you get a boss. He
    doesn't have tenure, so he tends to be a bit edgier. When you screw up, he's
    not going to ask you how you feel about it.

    Rule No. 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grand-parents
    had a different word of burger flipping. They called it opportunity. They
    weren't embarrassed making minimum wage either. They would have been
    embarrassed to sit around talking about Kurt Cobain all weekend.

    Rule No. 6: It's not your parents' fault. If you screw up, you are
    responsible. This is the flip side of "It's my life," and "You're not the
    boss of me," and other eloquent proclamations of your generation. When you
    turn 18, it's on your dime. Don't whine about it, or you'll sound like a
    baby boomer.

    Rule No. 7: Before you were born your parents weren't as boring as they are
    now. They got that way paying your bills, cleaning up your room and
    listening to you tell them how idealistic you are. And by the way, before
    you save the rain forest from the blood-sucking parasites of your parents'
    generation, try delousing the closet in your bedroom.

    Rule No. 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers. Life
    hasn't. In some schools, they'll give you as many times as you want to get
    the right answer. Failing grades have been abolished and class
    valedictorians scrapped, lest anyone's feelings be hurt. Effort is as
    important as results. This, of course, bears not the slightest resemblance
    to anything in real life. (See Rule No. 1, Rule No. 2 and Rule No. 4)

    Rule No. 9: Life is not divided into semesters, and you don't get summers
    off. Not even Easter break. They expect you to show up every day. For eight
    hours. And you don't get a new life every 10 weeks. It just goes on and on.
    While we're at it, very few jobs are interesting in fostering your
    self-expression or helping you find yourself. Fewer still lead to
    self-realization. (See Rule No. 1 and Rule No. 2.)

    Rule No. 10: Television is not real life. Your life is not a sitcom. Your
    problems will not all be solved in 30 minutes, minus time for commercials.
    In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop to go to jobs.
    Your friends will not be as perky or pliable as Jennifer Aniston.

    Rule No. 11: Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all
    could.

    Rule No. 12: Smoking does not make you look cool. It makes you look moronic.
    Next time you're out cruising, watch an 11-year-old with a butt in his
    mouth. That's what you look like to anyone over 20. Ditto for "expressing
    yourself" with purple hair and/or pierced body parts.

    Rule No. 13: You are not immortal. (See Rule No. 12.) If you are under the
    impression that living fast, dying young and leaving a beautiful corpse is
    romantic, you obviously haven't seen one of your peers at room temperature
    lately.

    Rule No. 14: Enjoy this while you can. Sure parents are a pain, school's a
    bother, and life is depressing. But someday you'll realize how wonderful it
    was to be a kid. Maybe you should start now.

    You're welcome.
     
  3. kornbinder
    Joined: Oct 19, 2005
    Posts: 514

    kornbinder
    Member
    from Sonora, CA

    Many thanks for the link. The grandkids are going to love it. Uh, me too.:rolleyes:
     
  4. Bugman
    Joined: Nov 17, 2001
    Posts: 3,483

    Bugman
    Member

    Wow, that's neato. I'm gonna print one out for me:)
     
  5. What a great idea. Now where did I put my finger paint set...
     
  6. THANKS!!! Its my buddies son's B-Day this weekend now I'll have a little extra something to give him! Oh yeah and I printed one for me too.....
     
  7. CaddyRat
    Joined: Jan 7, 2005
    Posts: 578

    CaddyRat
    Member

    Great link man thanks!
     

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